To: Krell Trolsk (Drell Vanguard
From: Nemesis
Umm....if you wouldn't mind....could you please stop moving and flipping and charging at us? We're very shy and all we want to do is....you know....shoot you. But you make it very hard for us and it's really hot in these suits and I'm really really shy and-
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#77
Posté 27 février 2012 - 08:36
Ryncol
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To: Atlas Pilots
From: Combat Engineers
OMG! Why do you guys keep grouping up in the hallway at Firebase White? Instead of maintaining our turrets we have to risk our lives and fix your ATLAS and that's if you don't completely let the damn thing get blown the hell up before we even get there. Is it so hard to spread your drop zone areas out a little more? Oh yeah and just a word of advice.... When four of Shepard's elite are shooting at you, don't turn around and go for their Engineer's stupid drone!
From: Combat Engineers
OMG! Why do you guys keep grouping up in the hallway at Firebase White? Instead of maintaining our turrets we have to risk our lives and fix your ATLAS and that's if you don't completely let the damn thing get blown the hell up before we even get there. Is it so hard to spread your drop zone areas out a little more? Oh yeah and just a word of advice.... When four of Shepard's elite are shooting at you, don't turn around and go for their Engineer's stupid drone!
#78
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 01:18
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From: Banshee Handstab Corps
To: Handle - N7Kopper: Shadow Broker Wet Ops Infiltrator - Designation: Team "Andonuts"
Hey, would you stop spamming that armour piercing ammo'd Hurricane at us with one hand while resurrecting a two-month old dead topic with anoth-DON'T SNIPE OUR MARAUDERS! They were part of an elite task force centred around finding a traitor called Shields and painting the Mass Rela- GAH, I was about to eat quarian entrails tonight, why did you have to go and cattle prod me in the face while filling me full of... THAT HURRICANE! Do you know how hard it is to keep a hold of someone who's squirming like that when you're being shot and bludgeoned, and frozen and electrified!?
...I will make you my meal.
From: Me
To: Banshee Handstab Corps
I dunno how husks work and stuff... but I can't imagine eating quarians to be healthy for someone who used to be an asari... But then again, I can't talk. Well, if you know what I mean - I don't exactly eat it medium rare... hmm hmm.
Anyhow, what's this about my Hurricane? I can't hear you over how many dudes my Hurricane is killing. This thing is like a mini-Retro Lancer!
To: Handle - N7Kopper: Shadow Broker Wet Ops Infiltrator - Designation: Team "Andonuts"
Hey, would you stop spamming that armour piercing ammo'd Hurricane at us with one hand while resurrecting a two-month old dead topic with anoth-DON'T SNIPE OUR MARAUDERS! They were part of an elite task force centred around finding a traitor called Shields and painting the Mass Rela- GAH, I was about to eat quarian entrails tonight, why did you have to go and cattle prod me in the face while filling me full of... THAT HURRICANE! Do you know how hard it is to keep a hold of someone who's squirming like that when you're being shot and bludgeoned, and frozen and electrified!?
...I will make you my meal.
From: Me
To: Banshee Handstab Corps
I dunno how husks work and stuff... but I can't imagine eating quarians to be healthy for someone who used to be an asari... But then again, I can't talk. Well, if you know what I mean - I don't exactly eat it medium rare... hmm hmm.
Anyhow, what's this about my Hurricane? I can't hear you over how many dudes my Hurricane is killing. This thing is like a mini-Retro Lancer!
Modifié par N7Kopper, 27 avril 2012 - 01:19 .
#79
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 01:48
PreGy
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From: Illusive Man
To: Noobie Vanguard Level 5
Cerberus appreciates your continue efforts to bring Alliance N7 operatives into our turret-death traps. We would like you to try and infiltrate into Alliance GOLD N7 Operation.
Keep the good work.
To: Noobie Vanguard Level 5
Cerberus appreciates your continue efforts to bring Alliance N7 operatives into our turret-death traps. We would like you to try and infiltrate into Alliance GOLD N7 Operation.
Keep the good work.
Modifié par PreGy, 27 avril 2012 - 01:49 .
#80
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 01:58
Escocido
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From: Prime Platform 56395
To: BRRRAAAWWWR!(Krogan Vanguard)
Why don't you go pick on someone your size? This unit is not built to resist long series of headbutts, you think you are so cool, prancing about with your shrimp armor, well, I will not take it anymore, Geth don't appreciate bullies! The consensus will hear about this!
PS: Why would you even steal my lunch for? Can you eat complex plastic polymers? NO, YOU CAN'T. You just do it because you are a jerk.
To: BRRRAAAWWWR!(Krogan Vanguard)
Why don't you go pick on someone your size? This unit is not built to resist long series of headbutts, you think you are so cool, prancing about with your shrimp armor, well, I will not take it anymore, Geth don't appreciate bullies! The consensus will hear about this!
PS: Why would you even steal my lunch for? Can you eat complex plastic polymers? NO, YOU CAN'T. You just do it because you are a jerk.
Modifié par Escocido, 27 avril 2012 - 01:58 .
#81
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 02:55
comrade8472
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to unit 01010110
From phantom inc
wall hack cheater. has to use a cheap no skill shot gun... how do you even live with yourself.
every #### time we cloak you know exactly whe### error # Z 74 please contact costumer support for a replacement.
From phantom inc
wall hack cheater. has to use a cheap no skill shot gun... how do you even live with yourself.
every #### time we cloak you know exactly whe### error # Z 74 please contact costumer support for a replacement.
#82
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 03:03
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I think I got one by mistake. 
To: Kira
From: [SENDER UNKNOWN]
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
To: Kira
From: [SENDER UNKNOWN]
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
#83
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 03:18
Drummernate
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To: Unit 666
From: Alliance Research Dept.
"Hey! Stop melting the crap out of everything you see! The Alliance research team wants to capture some of those Cerberus troops alive to see if they can disable their implants and see what makes them tick. Seriously... those Phantoms have some serious tech and you just keep turning it all into worthless goo. Oh and please for the love of God, stop cloaking for no reason and uncloaking right behind me... even when we are not on the battlefield I keep wanting to put a few slugs in your headlight every time you do that. Luckily for you they have a no weapons zone here in the research labs, but try that again when we are down there fighting, and you may not be so lucky."
-Rob, Alliance R&D.
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To: Rob
From: Unit 666
"Acknowledged!"
From: Alliance Research Dept.
"Hey! Stop melting the crap out of everything you see! The Alliance research team wants to capture some of those Cerberus troops alive to see if they can disable their implants and see what makes them tick. Seriously... those Phantoms have some serious tech and you just keep turning it all into worthless goo. Oh and please for the love of God, stop cloaking for no reason and uncloaking right behind me... even when we are not on the battlefield I keep wanting to put a few slugs in your headlight every time you do that. Luckily for you they have a no weapons zone here in the research labs, but try that again when we are down there fighting, and you may not be so lucky."
-Rob, Alliance R&D.
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To: Rob
From: Unit 666
"Acknowledged!"
Modifié par Drummernate, 27 avril 2012 - 03:19 .
#84
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 03:48
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You think that's bad? You should see this.
To: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
From: Platform 45991
Greetings Creator Nara'Laan, this platform has engaged in combat activity with your being on eleven occasions. Our analysis of your behavior prior to this platform's recurring optics failure has revealed a matter which we have reached a consensus to inform you of through correspondence.
We have identified that you use the M-98 Widow Anti-Material Rifle with 95% frequency, and make extremely frequent use of Power: Tactical Cloak during each combat engagement with this platform. This combination possesses the firepower to disable this platform with a shot fired at the center of mass, however your patterns indicate that you target the optics regardless with 90% frequency. This is inefficient, and we have observed and analyzed two cases in which a shot failed to intercept its intended target due to this insistence in targeting optical units.
We recommend adapting your target acquisition protocols to instead target the center of mass on common Geth platforms.
To: Platform 45991
From: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
Are you seriously telling me to stop HEADSHOTTING you?!
To: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
From: Platform 45991
It will improve your efficiency.
To: Platform 45991
From: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
Bosh'tet
To: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
From: Platform 45991
We regret that you have found our correspondence unenlightening. We have reached consensus that communication through this medium incorporates alternative language and syntax in order to facilitate a better understanding. New message as follows:
you suck lolol always shooting 4 teh head when body shot wrks, go back to the ktichen and learn 2 snipe
We hope that you will find this correspondence more enlightening.
To: Platform 45991
From: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
... Seriously?
To: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
From: Platform 45991
Greetings Creator Nara'Laan, this platform has engaged in combat activity with your being on eleven occasions. Our analysis of your behavior prior to this platform's recurring optics failure has revealed a matter which we have reached a consensus to inform you of through correspondence.
We have identified that you use the M-98 Widow Anti-Material Rifle with 95% frequency, and make extremely frequent use of Power: Tactical Cloak during each combat engagement with this platform. This combination possesses the firepower to disable this platform with a shot fired at the center of mass, however your patterns indicate that you target the optics regardless with 90% frequency. This is inefficient, and we have observed and analyzed two cases in which a shot failed to intercept its intended target due to this insistence in targeting optical units.
We recommend adapting your target acquisition protocols to instead target the center of mass on common Geth platforms.
To: Platform 45991
From: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
Are you seriously telling me to stop HEADSHOTTING you?!
To: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
From: Platform 45991
It will improve your efficiency.
To: Platform 45991
From: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
Bosh'tet
To: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
From: Platform 45991
We regret that you have found our correspondence unenlightening. We have reached consensus that communication through this medium incorporates alternative language and syntax in order to facilitate a better understanding. New message as follows:
you suck lolol always shooting 4 teh head when body shot wrks, go back to the ktichen and learn 2 snipe
We hope that you will find this correspondence more enlightening.
To: Platform 45991
From: Nara'Laan nar Qwib Qwib
... Seriously?
Modifié par AdmLancel, 27 avril 2012 - 05:02 .
#85
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 03:51
Jayleia
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This is the best thread in the history of thread...except maybe for the "FOR THE LITTLE BLUE CHILDREN" thread in the other forum...
Anyway...
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From: Ph-0016492 (Phantom)
To: Siala T'siri (Asari Adept)
I survived our last meeting. Being frozen in place while you blew up that dumb*** Guardian that walked right into your damn stasis bubble was...unpleasant. But remember that time you were concentrating on those two Atlases, and not watching your flank? Remember looking up from the ground helplessly?
That was me.
That was fun. Let's do that again some time.
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From: Multiple Users; AT-975600 through 975653 (Assault Trooper)
To: Lorik Kurin (Turian Sojer)
FU and your Revenant, standing behind that biotic bubble like you were a ****ing turret...and then your Phalanx's Armor Piercing for our guardians.
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From: 0010110111100110 (Geth Pyro)
To: Sana'ke vas Tel (Quarian Engineer)
Your continual use of the tactic of pulling us over the console in the location codenamed Firebase White shows that you are an inferior combatant, a superior combatant would not allow themselves to be so completely flanked. Your use of the Flamethrower upgrade in advanced combat zones also shows that you are an inferior combatant.
Anyway...
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From: Ph-0016492 (Phantom)
To: Siala T'siri (Asari Adept)
I survived our last meeting. Being frozen in place while you blew up that dumb*** Guardian that walked right into your damn stasis bubble was...unpleasant. But remember that time you were concentrating on those two Atlases, and not watching your flank? Remember looking up from the ground helplessly?
That was me.
That was fun. Let's do that again some time.
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From: Multiple Users; AT-975600 through 975653 (Assault Trooper)
To: Lorik Kurin (Turian Sojer)
FU and your Revenant, standing behind that biotic bubble like you were a ****ing turret...and then your Phalanx's Armor Piercing for our guardians.
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From: 0010110111100110 (Geth Pyro)
To: Sana'ke vas Tel (Quarian Engineer)
Your continual use of the tactic of pulling us over the console in the location codenamed Firebase White shows that you are an inferior combatant, a superior combatant would not allow themselves to be so completely flanked. Your use of the Flamethrower upgrade in advanced combat zones also shows that you are an inferior combatant.
#86
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 04:00
We_Are
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<INTERCEPTED MESSAGE FOLLOWS:>
To: Cerberus Control
From: "John" (1st Mar Div, Cerberus Centurion)
Control, this is John, yeah; it's a gigantic mess down here. We need another 1-2 grand coffins, headless, to pack the bodies up. Yeah, Yessir. Looks like a gold run. Yessir, I am quite aware. No sir, there were no survivors. It looks like the earth continent of Afghanistan. No sir there are no mules. Yessir. I understand you can fill an entire tallboy. I'll start the process of packing them up. Roger. Total headcount...Yes. I found that in bad taste as well sir. We're looking at 1,750 bodies. I just stepped in some sir. I under- Is that Geth remnants? Sir, I'm going to have to call you back. Get those coffins here sir. John out.
To: Cerberus Control
From: "John" (1st Mar Div, Cerberus Centurion)
Control, this is John, yeah; it's a gigantic mess down here. We need another 1-2 grand coffins, headless, to pack the bodies up. Yeah, Yessir. Looks like a gold run. Yessir, I am quite aware. No sir, there were no survivors. It looks like the earth continent of Afghanistan. No sir there are no mules. Yessir. I understand you can fill an entire tallboy. I'll start the process of packing them up. Roger. Total headcount...Yes. I found that in bad taste as well sir. We're looking at 1,750 bodies. I just stepped in some sir. I under- Is that Geth remnants? Sir, I'm going to have to call you back. Get those coffins here sir. John out.
#87
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 04:28
Fools_Eater
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From: Xena Phobic (Cerberus Nemesis)
To: Wrex Havoc (Krogan Battlemaster)
Oh hello!
If you don't know who I am, we just met this morning... Well, I mostly met your forehead, really.
Anyway, I wanted to ask you, if you don't mind... Could you help me get down from orbit? Where you sent me. With your head.
Please? It's getting cold up here.
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From: Xena Phobic (Cerberus Nemesis)
To: Wrex Havoc (Krogan Battlemaster)
Oh hello!
If you don't know who I am, we just met this morning... Well, I mostly met your forehead, really.
Anyway, I wanted to ask you, if you don't mind... Could you help me get down from orbit? Where you sent me. With your head.
Please? It's getting cold up here.
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Modifié par Fire Eye, 27 avril 2012 - 04:30 .
#89
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 04:47
Drummernate
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To: Unit 666
From: Alliance Research Dept.
"Greetings,
Rob is dead. He died earlier today when trying to capture a Phantom alive. Guess you were right for melting all of those damn ninjas. Combat analysis shows that he attempted to use light melee's to knock it out.... when its barriers were still up. What an idiot, glad he is off our research team! Anyways, keep up the good work!"
-Thomas, Alliance R&D
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To: Thomas
From: Unit 666
Affirmative!
This platform requests more adrenaline modules to assist with the assigned task. We also request that you re-name the modules to something more fitting. Adrenaline does not seem too fitting for a synthetic platform. We also request a Valiant or Hurricane III out of the next commendation pack, please do not send an Eagle without further development to is damage capabilities.
-Unit 666, N7 Special Operations.
From: Alliance Research Dept.
"Greetings,
Rob is dead. He died earlier today when trying to capture a Phantom alive. Guess you were right for melting all of those damn ninjas. Combat analysis shows that he attempted to use light melee's to knock it out.... when its barriers were still up. What an idiot, glad he is off our research team! Anyways, keep up the good work!"
-Thomas, Alliance R&D
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To: Thomas
From: Unit 666
Affirmative!
This platform requests more adrenaline modules to assist with the assigned task. We also request that you re-name the modules to something more fitting. Adrenaline does not seem too fitting for a synthetic platform. We also request a Valiant or Hurricane III out of the next commendation pack, please do not send an Eagle without further development to is damage capabilities.
-Unit 666, N7 Special Operations.
#90
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 04:49
phoneixxineohp
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Had this message string with Admiral Hackett the other day.
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To: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
From: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
Read and Advise
-Hackett
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Systems Alliance)
From: Matheiu Chevalier (Erebus Risk Management)
To Admiral Hackett:
I am Matheiu Chevalier with Erebus Insurance, Casualty, and Risk Management Services (“Erebus”).
It has come to our attention that a recent spike in our payouts of insurance premiums to I.M. Security Services (“IMSS”) has been linked to disruptions by Systems Alliance military operations. The rampant injuries and murders by your troops to IMSS personnel has caused IMSS and Erebus massive monetary losses due to payouts for healing, cybernetic implementation, rehabilitation, psychological treatments for post-traumatic stress disorder, and compensation for loss of life.
Therefore, we demand that you immediately cease and desist all military operations that disrupt any and all IMSS operations.
Failure to comply will result in an immediate lawsuit by Erebus for Erebus and IMSS.
Respectfully,
Mathieu Chevalier, Chief Insurance Officer
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
From: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
Sir,
I.M. Security Services is a pseudonym for Cerberus. We confirmed this with our friends in STG two days ago. Erebus is an insurance front that provides funding for Cerberus.
Regards,
LCDR Windham
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To: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
From: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
So what I’m seeing here is that Cerberus wants to sue me because I’m ordering you to kill Cerberus?
Where are they?
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
From: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
Sir,
STG has followed transactional flow linked to Erebus back to a facility on Sanctum. I advise that we raid the facility, confiscate their assets and funds, and use those assets to the benefit of the war effort.
Regards,
LCDR Windham
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To: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
From: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
Do it.
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
From: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
Immediately. I will oversee the operation myself. It will be called Operation: GLACIER.
Regards,
LCDR Windham
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That’s how Firebase: Glacier became a key strategic location.
Also got this note as well. I swear the spam filters on the Alliance mail servers aren’t working as well as they used to.
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To: Marion Windham (Alliance)
From: Maylene, Phantom Dancing and Personal Entertainment
Phantoms are now providing hand services for 5 credits each! Get yours today!
***not liable or responsible for any injuries incurred for services rendered.
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To: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
From: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
Read and Advise
-Hackett
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Systems Alliance)
From: Matheiu Chevalier (Erebus Risk Management)
To Admiral Hackett:
I am Matheiu Chevalier with Erebus Insurance, Casualty, and Risk Management Services (“Erebus”).
It has come to our attention that a recent spike in our payouts of insurance premiums to I.M. Security Services (“IMSS”) has been linked to disruptions by Systems Alliance military operations. The rampant injuries and murders by your troops to IMSS personnel has caused IMSS and Erebus massive monetary losses due to payouts for healing, cybernetic implementation, rehabilitation, psychological treatments for post-traumatic stress disorder, and compensation for loss of life.
Therefore, we demand that you immediately cease and desist all military operations that disrupt any and all IMSS operations.
Failure to comply will result in an immediate lawsuit by Erebus for Erebus and IMSS.
Respectfully,
Mathieu Chevalier, Chief Insurance Officer
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
From: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
Sir,
I.M. Security Services is a pseudonym for Cerberus. We confirmed this with our friends in STG two days ago. Erebus is an insurance front that provides funding for Cerberus.
Regards,
LCDR Windham
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To: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
From: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
So what I’m seeing here is that Cerberus wants to sue me because I’m ordering you to kill Cerberus?
Where are they?
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
From: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
Sir,
STG has followed transactional flow linked to Erebus back to a facility on Sanctum. I advise that we raid the facility, confiscate their assets and funds, and use those assets to the benefit of the war effort.
Regards,
LCDR Windham
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To: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
From: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
Do it.
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To: ADM Steven Hackett (Alliance Command)
From: LCDR Marion Windham (Alliance, CTF: Tactical Planning and Operations, Infiltrator)
Immediately. I will oversee the operation myself. It will be called Operation: GLACIER.
Regards,
LCDR Windham
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That’s how Firebase: Glacier became a key strategic location.
Also got this note as well. I swear the spam filters on the Alliance mail servers aren’t working as well as they used to.
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To: Marion Windham (Alliance)
From: Maylene, Phantom Dancing and Personal Entertainment
Phantoms are now providing hand services for 5 credits each! Get yours today!
***not liable or responsible for any injuries incurred for services rendered.
#91
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 04:54
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Sending hatemail, so immature. And that for a coop game. Sad....
#92
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 04:55
Drummernate
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TheBigLebowski wrote...
Sending hatemail, so immature. And that for a coop game. Sad....
Did you read the thread?.... <_<
#93
Guest_XxTaLoNxX_*
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 05:00
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TheBigLebowski wrote...
Sending hatemail, so immature. And that for a coop game. Sad....
#94
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 05:01
Cybernetix646
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To: Gethfiltrator
From: Old Machine Consensus Platforms
0001010010100001010110100101010101100000101111100101001010101010100101010010110001010100101111000101001010101010001010010000010101011001010010100100000100100000010000100101110010100110110010010101
Don't know about you, but that made some interesting reading.
From: Old Machine Consensus Platforms
0001010010100001010110100101010101100000101111100101001010101010100101010010110001010100101111000101001010101010001010010000010101011001010010100100000100100000010000100101110010100110110010010101
Don't know about you, but that made some interesting reading.
#95
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 05:01
Drummernate
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XxTaLoNxX wrote...
TheBigLebowski wrote...
Sending hatemail, so immature. And that for a coop game. Sad....
I would honestly be more terrified of that, than of the real Darth Vader.
#97
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 05:43
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To: Nymrah (Asari Justicar)
From: Cannibals United Syndicate
Dear Mrs. Justicar
It has come to our attention that you asari have developed a new sport which consists into lifting Cannibals during lunch hours and then shooting them while flying. While we are certainly not against sports in any form (we infact encourage our husks to practise running at all times), we kindly ask you to find yourself another hobby and that should go without saying, "how would I feel to be thrown in the air and shot while I consume my lunch?" - This is the question you should ask yourself and remember - Pull responsably. Pull safely.
From: Cannibals United Syndicate
Dear Mrs. Justicar
It has come to our attention that you asari have developed a new sport which consists into lifting Cannibals during lunch hours and then shooting them while flying. While we are certainly not against sports in any form (we infact encourage our husks to practise running at all times), we kindly ask you to find yourself another hobby and that should go without saying, "how would I feel to be thrown in the air and shot while I consume my lunch?" - This is the question you should ask yourself and remember - Pull responsably. Pull safely.
Modifié par M A F I A, 27 avril 2012 - 05:44 .
#98
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 05:54
Nissun
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To: Alliance Strike Team
From: A Banshee
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From: A Banshee
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#99
Posté 27 avril 2012 - 07:05
Jayleia
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Nissun wrote...
To: Alliance Strike Team
From: A Banshee
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*Alliance strike team closes email, immediately pauses to change underwear* (or pull out Cobras)
