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[Crimson Vanguard]

To: Urdnot Noir (Krogan Battlemaster)
From: Urdnot Wrex
Subject: Complaints

As your chief clan, I have received many complaints from N7 task force that they can barely salvage any Geth, Cerberus and Reaper tech in area that you and your brothers were assigned to. The report said that most enemies were dispatched brutally with their equipments, tech, etc... were mostly damaged beyond recover. Engineers team have to spend hours to separate organic materials apart from synthetic material thank to the damage your team did. They said somehow, you guy managed to shove a Phantom into an Atlas's fan and caused catastrophic damage to its core engine.

[t3hTwinky]

Salarian STG teams have recovered more Cerberus communications.

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To: All Cerberus Personnel
From: Cerberus HQ
Subject: Bounties, Persons of Interest, cont.


Any and all Cerberus combat personnel:

These individuals are extremely dangerous, and are hereby designated as Kill On Sight. Their dossiers are as follows-

Zadok Roth
Batarian Soldier
30,000 credit reward

Roth has offered, on numerous occasions, to sell Cerberus personnel kitchenware- specifically, a set of Chef Quality Hegemony Kitchen Knives- for obcenely low 'bargain bin' prices. Before operatives can inquire further, Roth reportedly yells, "But that's not all!" and proceeds to fire ballistic blades into our squads. It is not known at this time if this is an elaborate ruse, or if Roth keeps these knives in an undisclosed location offworld.

Danka Buttnugs
Alliance Sentinel
75,000 credit reward

Buttnugs is a biotic expert, and terrorizes our forces galaxy-wide. According to one report, after Warping a senior Centurion CnC unit, Buttnugs asked, "Who wants pie?" He then detonated the warp, causing an explosion that killed several troopers as well as the Centurion, yelling, "Piping hot!" Multiple reports indicate that while using biotic Throw, Buttnugs sings R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly". It is thought that he sings it off key on purpose, to further irritate Cerberus personnel.

UPDATE

Congratulations are in order for Phantom Program unit SN8311 for taking Danka Buttnugs out of action. Please note that you cannot collect your congratulations whilst AWOL. Please return to Cerberus HQ immediately.

Modifié par t3hTwinky, 12 juin 2012 - 03:19 .

[Ragnakuna]

Priority Warning - All Cerberus Personnel.
Wanted - Dead: Lamora Helza
Asari Justicar.45,000 Credits - 5,000 bonus for intact biotic implants.
Weapon and biotics expert, extremely dangerous. Known to favor:

• M-97 Viper
• M-76 Revenant
• M-73 Falcon
• Scorpion Micro-Grenade Pistol
• M-9 Tempest
• M-6 Carnifex
• M-5 Phalanx
• Phaston Light Machine Gun
• M-96 Mattock

Though her Justicar Code forbids the taking of trophies, she has been known to employ stolen Hornet, Harrier and Talon weapons and the theft of Cerberus property will not be tolerated. An additional twenty-thousand credits for the reclamation of our property. 

Atypical combat tactics have been observed, using her biotic abilities to stagger or weaken our units to be destroyed by her allied forces. All forces stand advised; A recent psychological profile of personal emails suggest a deep, irrational hatred of masked individuals and the color 'white'.

Modifié par Ragnakuna, 12 juin 2012 - 10:09 .

[Hypertion]

you should see the stuff that cerberus engineers send me after a Sabotage spree.




sadly i cant post that because the amount of vulgar language would get me banned from BSN

[Biotic_Warlock]

____________________________________

Dear Drell Adept
From Phantom

How dare you clusterfudge me... i kill you!

Ps: Are you still working in the salon? I need another phanticure.
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Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 12 juin 2012 - 10:16 .

[T0X]

To: Halle (T0X@allianceengineeringcorps.extr)
From: Cerberus Guardian

Oh yeah, you think you're so f***ing cool with your armour piercing mods? I bet you couldn't last five goddam seconds without that stupid decoy distracting my team. Hopefully you'll get hit by a Batarian Zodiak on your way back to the ******-chariot of an alliance cruiser that you take pride in. I suggest that you take the biggest crowbar that you can find and jam your head out of your arse.

Modifié par T0X, 12 juin 2012 - 11:07 .

[t3hTwinky]

Finnegone wrote...

IndoctriGREATion!

That got me

[holdenagincourt]

Recipient: Madrugada (N7 Engineer Corps, Geth Combat Support Specialist III)
Sender: Paloma Rogers (Cerberus Phantom, Outer Council Space Special Task Force)

To my worthy adversary,

I write with barely suppressed glee, for the news of the recent Geth technological setback has just reached the Cerberus orbital strike teams over Cyone. It's about time you overgrown Cuisinarts were taken down a peg or two, and I don't believe I need to detail to you how the reduction in your hunter capabilities will make you easy prey for Daisy, my monomolecular blade. I shall simply wait for you to attempt to retake the reactor facilities here on the planet. There are many dark passageways here, and know that when you least expect it, you will enter one only to find me waiting. I promise you this: you will feel me before you see me!

Your hydraulic fluid will soon be spurting all over Daisy and me!

Cordially,
Paloma

[Sdrol117]

 LOL "go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich" oh god. I can't even. 

[abcd12]

More hate mail!

To: PhantomKiller08
From: TheMarauderShields

From the moment I entered the battlefield, I saw you waiting for that perfect moment to end me. So I lead you on. Tactical cloak may work on those foolish Canniblas but not Marauder Shields. You though you had me. HA! Yeah right. Teleport, BAM! Feel the pain of the People's Elbow! My Phaeston XX took care of the rest. Try harder next time, phantom-wannabe