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As Shepard, what would YOU do after you've destroyed all Reapers?


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Da Don Giovanni

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Assuming the ME3 ending is the Reapers all dying and the entire universe, trillions upon TRILLIONS of lives saved permanently, I would throw a party, invite all the main people from ME1-2-3 and play

 

PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!

Me and Liara...

Modifié par Da Don Giovanni, 23 février 2012 - 08:21 .


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MegaBadExample

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Kill every single squad member.

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G3rman

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**** my LI and have a nice relaxing break on some beach with Garrus and a minibar.

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What a Succulent Ass

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MegaBadExample wrote...

Kill every single squad member.

Not sure why I laughed.

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jkd1975

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go to Disneyland.

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illusive_wolf

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spend some time reading fornax if you know what i mean :whistle:

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Lord Jaric

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Retire saying I'm to old for this ****.

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KGibbers

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Sleep, for a long time. Then take the Normandy on a victory cruise around the galaxy.

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ItsFreakinJesus

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I'd turn to Liara/Miranda/Jack/Tali/Kelly/Ashley/Diana Allers, strip down, and smash right there on the spot.

Don't care if I'm in the middle of a desolate city or on Normandy. Once the Reapers are dead, some sex is gonna happen.

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G3rman

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ItsFreakinJesus wrote...

I'd turn to Liara/Miranda/Jack/Tali/Kelly/Ashley/Diana Allers, strip down, and smash right there on the spot.

Don't care if I'm in the middle of a desolate city or on Normandy. Once the Reapers are dead, some sex is gonna happen.


I JUST SAVED THE GALAXY...

WOMEN.  COME TO ME!

*Proceeds like a standard axe commercial with women swarming Shepard*

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MegaBadExample

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Random Jerkface wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

Kill every single squad member.

Not sure why I laughed.

Because maybe we both couldn't give a sh*t? Image IPB

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Arppis

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G3rman wrote...

ItsFreakinJesus wrote...

I'd turn to Liara/Miranda/Jack/Tali/Kelly/Ashley/Diana Allers, strip down, and smash right there on the spot.

Don't care if I'm in the middle of a desolate city or on Normandy. Once the Reapers are dead, some sex is gonna happen.


I JUST SAVED THE GALAXY...

WOMEN.  COME TO ME!

*Proceeds like a standard axe commercial with women swarming Shepard*


Same but nobody would come and he would curse and go to bar to have a drink.

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bazzybond

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Harakiri

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The Dark Knight of Steel

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I would punch that reporter one last time

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FeralEwok

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Lord Jaric wrote...

Retire saying I'm to old for this ****.


But then proceed to make another three movies?



Me and my space waifu would never work another day in our lives. I'd go make some appearances at cermonies, do a few speeches, cut a few ribbons for credits. The rest of the year would be spent doing whatever I felt like.

Oh and my birthday would henceforth be known as Shepard Day. There would be a ticker day parade on the Citadel.


Also I'd never have to pay space taxes again.

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Reofeir

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I would go find a Twinkie. For god sakes, it's the future there has to be at least a million copies of that ****.

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BentOrgy

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....... Smile?

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ThatDancingTurian

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I'd take a three-day-long nap. With lots of painkillers and icy-hot patches.

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ItsFreakinJesus

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The Dark Knight of Steel wrote...

I would punch that reporter one last time

You know what, she could get it too.  Shiala, Gianna, Tali's aunt, the Asari receptionist on the Presidum, The Consort, that one chick who was dancing on Omega; they all could get it.

I just saved the galaxy dammit, I'm gonna get me some.

And throw a party on Ilos.

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JMurray21

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Invite all of Shepard's mates (read my favourite squad members) and marry Liara. Maybe form a vigilante group with Garrus, Wrex, Liara, Legion, Tali and Grunt

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Arppis

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ItsFreakinJesus wrote...

The Dark Knight of Steel wrote...

I would punch that reporter one last time

You know what, she could get it too.  Shiala, Gianna, Tali's aunt, the Asari receptionist on the Presidum, The Consort, that one chick who was dancing on Omega; they all could get it.

I just saved the galaxy dammit, I'm gonna get me some.

And throw a party on Ilos.


Yeah, but then you would just notice they all have found someone and they just congratulate Shepard and go back making out with their new love interests. Shepard leaving alone in the rain. :D

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pro-create with every female in the entire galaxy. if my shep's genes are so amazing then my shep will lead mankind along the path to being super humans starting with MILLIONS of babies

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AkiKishi

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Group sex with all the female LI's... well I did save the Galaxy.

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G3rman

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BobSmith101 wrote...

Group sex with all the female LI's... well I did save the Galaxy.


You may be the Commander of the Normandy and the Hero of the CItadel, but Ashley and Liara will not give you a threesome..

Trust me, I tried.

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ItsFreakinJesus

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Arppis wrote...

ItsFreakinJesus wrote...

The Dark Knight of Steel wrote...

I would punch that reporter one last time

You know what, she could get it too.  Shiala, Gianna, Tali's aunt, the Asari receptionist on the Presidum, The Consort, that one chick who was dancing on Omega; they all could get it.

I just saved the galaxy dammit, I'm gonna get me some.

And throw a party on Ilos.


Yeah, but then you would just notice they all have found someone and they just congratulate Shepard and go back making out with their new love interests. Shepard leaving alone in the rain. :D

For you, maybe.  But I got game.  I could pull anyone.