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[Fenris_13]

Chewin3 wrote...

Take over Cerberus, make it better, kill Liara so I could become the Shadow Broker.

I like the way you think.


And nice avatar BTW!

[thewiseone021]

 second playthrough.... haha 

[THEE_DEATHMASTER]

Happily ever after ending, family, kids, the works.

[heisman45]

I'm glad you asked cause I have a well laid out plan for what I'm doing.
1: Sleep with Miranda
2:Kill TIM
3: Sleep with Williams and or Liara
4: Punch the reporter
5: Sleep with Tali
6: Nap
7: Sleep with Miranda again
8: apologize to Miranda for not lasting
9: Kill the Council
10: Sleep with all non-squadmate females who are willing. (Shaira, Giana etc.)
11: Build new council with me and Anderson as top dawgs.
12: Sleep with my female version
13: Go fishing in the Presidium lakes (unsuccessfully)
14: Resleep with previously mentioned squadmates
15: Write my autobiography
16: Sleep with Morinth

[Giga Drill BREAKER]

have a beer






then another
then tap miranda

[Dansayshi]

Chill on my ship with my bros, smokin some weed, good times.

[Da Don Giovanni]

heisman45 wrote...

I'm glad you asked cause I have a well laid out plan for what I'm doing.
1: Sleep with Miranda
2:Kill TIM
3: Sleep with Williams and or Liara
4: Punch the reporter
5: Sleep with Tali
6: Nap
7: Sleep with Miranda again
8: apologize to Miranda for not lasting
9: Kill the Council
10: Sleep with all non-squadmate females who are willing. (Shaira, Giana etc.)
11: Build new council with me and Anderson as top dawgs.
12: Sleep with my female version
13: Go fishing in the Presidium lakes (unsuccessfully)
14: Resleep with previously mentioned squadmates
15: Write my autobiography
15a. Tell Mordin to find a cure to Morinth's Ardat Yatshi problem.
16: Sleep with Morinth

Now I agree.

[joejoe0099]

give joker raise and create mini-harem on normandy of both squadmates and npcs i enjoyed. all the while relaxing on my skin rug of jacob, the one squadmate i hated out of all of them.

[dw99027]

Run for Galactic President. Unopposed.

[heisman45]

Da Don Giovanni wrote...

heisman45 wrote...

I'm glad you asked cause I have a well laid out plan for what I'm doing.
1: Sleep with Miranda
2:Kill TIM
3: Sleep with Williams and or Liara
4: Punch the reporter
5: Sleep with Tali
6: Nap
7: Sleep with Miranda again
8: apologize to Miranda for not lasting
9: Kill the Council
10: Sleep with all non-squadmate females who are willing. (Shaira, Giana etc.)
11: Build new council with me and Anderson as top dawgs.
12: Sleep with my female version
13: Go fishing in the Presidium lakes (unsuccessfully)
14: Resleep with previously mentioned squadmates
15: Write my autobiography
15a. Tell Mordin to find a cure to Morinth's Ardat Yatshi problem.
16: Sleep with Morinth

Now I agree.

Two problems with your fix..First it messes up my flow of everyother being sex related and second the joke was obviously ending in death. but looking back I'd like to add one....I would want to get Joker laid by the female of his choice.

Modifié par heisman45, 24 février 2012 - 03:04 .

[Bungie.Net Sucks]

Wow.

I just realized, if he were to actually survive, Shepard would never have to do anything ever again

[Aimi]

Bungie.Net Sucks wrote...

Wow.

I just realized, if he were to actually survive, Shepard would never have to do anything ever again

Remember when we thought that the end of the Cold War meant the End of History?

[Bungie.Net Sucks]

daqs wrote...

Bungie.Net Sucks wrote...

Wow.

I just realized, if he were to actually survive, Shepard would never have to do anything ever again

Remember when we thought that the end of the Cold War meant the End of History?

Considering I was born the year it ended, can't say I know :3

But really, Shep would have literally everyone as a lapdog forever.

[eoinnx02]

I would not like to be dead. Hint hint Bioware.

[eoinnx02]

eoinnx02 wrote...

I would not like to be dead. Hint hint Bioware.

also


Happily ever after ending, family, kids, the works.

[Stokie Stallion]

Take the crew to meet the council, proceed to make them beg for forgiveness.

Take ashley to a romantic break and retire and live on eden prime.

[Travie]

I'd f-finally get the n-nerve to ask Garrus out...

[Aimi]

Bungie.Net Sucks wrote...

Considering I was born the year it ended, can't say I know :3

But really, Shep would have literally everyone as a lapdog forever.

That's what we thought about Michael Jordan in 1998, that's what we thought about the United States of America in 1991, and that's what we thought about the world in general in 1919.

[Legion64]

I would take a long cold shower. And then return to Mindoir to talk to my parents in the graveyard and tell them about what their son has achieved over the years. Having Miranda to comfort me.

Pretty deep huh?

[Dansayshi]

Run round the normandy naked

[Bungie.Net Sucks]

Legion64 wrote...

I would take a long cold shower. And then return to Mindoir to talk to my parents in the graveyard and tell them about what their son has achieved over the years. Having Miranda to comfort me.

Pretty deep huh?

You're deeper than an oceanic trench bro

[Dean_the_Young]

daqs wrote...

Bungie.Net Sucks wrote...

Wow.

I just realized, if he were to actually survive, Shepard would never have to do anything ever again

Remember when we thought that the end of the Cold War meant the End of History?

No.

[/makingyoufeelold]



I've said it before, but the post-Reaper galaxy would make a pretty good setting for an MMO. The post-Reaper reconstruction and rebalancing would be ripe fodder for any scenario writer: the fall of the great Council powers, the rise of new species who got off lucky, left-over superweapons meant for use against the Reapers, the race to study and master Reaper technology...


A personal favorite would be the post-ME3, post-TIM Cerberus. They still have the Klendagon Canon, after all: imagine if that finally got repaired... combine that with their ability to rapidly 'recruit', and their head-start on Reaper tech, and there's no reason they have to be completely destroyed after ME3.

[Lasiewicz]

I'm going to Disneyland!

[Aaleel]

Start working on a house full of blue, biotic, baby girls. Hoping that don't overrun us and take control of the house lol.

[UBER GEEKZILLA]

if i was shepard and i kiled the reapers...i would play me some mass effect 54.....im sure thats how many there will be in this time