Aliens in Mass Effect are fun and enjoyable squadmates to have. They're interesting, creatively fleshed out and add a lot to the lore and experience of playing each of the previous games. Rough and tough, no nonsense marines (never seen that in ME or any number of war movies....never ever never ever before!) and creepy fan service squadmates are just creepy. If you guys were really smart, you'd make Tali and Liara's love scenes $10 DLC.
Hire me Bioware, I have many creative ways to bleed every single customer dry. Here's a few things I've been mulling over...
$5 for more Shepard hair options.
$15 for Chobot's character to get her funbags out and give Shepard a private lap dance in his/her quarters.
$2.37 for an in-game cutscene that shows Anderson getting his burned hands fixed by the Normandy's fantastic robotic surgeon employed in ME2.
$7 to remove the stick up Shepard's butthole when he/she runs.
$20 to completely delete Joker from ME1 to ME3. I'd seriously pay for this.
Pay whatever you want to make "dev realities" become gamer dreams so you poor sweatshop devs have enough time to properly implement the 360 controller into the PC version. Two person indie studios, like Iridium Studios, have some sort of alchemical voodoo process that allowed them to do that. Maybe ring them up, maybe they have the some extra potions they can donate to the cause.
$100 in-game armor with +50% resistance to flames dubbed "The Hepler" and a one sentence pamphlet on how to effectively ignore nasty, nasty trolls in the Bioware universe.
I'll make you guys billionaires, nay trillionaires! I have no scruples!
Make Vega or the sex kitten robot the DLC character plz.
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Thoth_Amon
, févr. 23 2012 03:46
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 03:48
Muezick
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Kenthen wrote...
There's a sex kitten robot?
Well Played
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 03:49
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Yea people better jump off the boards if they want to remain spoiler virgins.
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 03:51
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Initially, I thought Vega would be the DLC character.
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 03:55
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AlphaJarmel wrote...
Yea people better jump off the boards if they want to remain spoiler virgins.
But it's not important to the plot! It won't affect your overall experience with the game and despite knowing this, you'll still have a complete experience!
Hahaha, I don't think I could tell people the same with a straight face when I had to explain why I'm milking my own loyal fanbase.
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 03:57
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I wished this were the case.<_<OdanUrr wrote...
Initially, I thought Vega would be the DLC character.
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 04:02
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$7 to remove the stick up Shepard's butthole when he/she runs.
I'd pay double for that!
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 04:04
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Purchase much appreciated!
$34 raised in 17 minutes. I'm going to try and stay humble while my ideas skyrocket into the stratosphere. It's the fans that make these dreams happen. I'll never forget you guys.
$34 raised in 17 minutes. I'm going to try and stay humble while my ideas skyrocket into the stratosphere. It's the fans that make these dreams happen. I'll never forget you guys.
Modifié par Thoth_Amon, 23 février 2012 - 04:04 .
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Posté 23 février 2012 - 05:45
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Kenthen wrote...
There's a sex kitten robot?
I prefer the name Tin ****** myself.
