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[Jessica Merizan]

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Modifié par Jessica Merizan, 27 février 2012 - 07:21 .

[DiebytheSword]

Okay, I laughed, hard.

[billy the squid]

DuckSoup wrote...

Every. Single. Time.

Turrets are evil, and the conversation is almost exactly what goes on in the matches we play.

[palker]

Icredibly funny the turrets non hostile loving personality reminded me of portal turrts with their Hello and Are you there?

[Arch1eviathan]

''My purpose is to say hello to them at approximately 1200 rounds per minute until they fall over and go to the happy place.''

This was hilarious! XD

Modifié par Smecky Kitteh, 27 février 2012 - 07:40 .

[Dark Penitant]

Laughed out loud in American History class. Awkward Stares followed.

[fordern]

Bloody turrets and phantoms. When you have turrets camping your exits and phantoms charging you, its hard not to feel a bit hopeless.

[CrazyRah]

D'aaaw turret just want to make friends!

[Vanguard1219]

"Her hugs feel like sunshine!" Oh God, I'm laughing so hard I think I might die.

[feardemon]

I just want to sent the turret where it wants, its happy place.

[BoldBigFlank]

yeah... the saddest part is when they do come to revive you ... and its the whole team by the time the last guy figures it out hes surrounded

[Sarcastic]

Love the pic of the turret, then again I like to add sentience to any inanimate object.

[Kwest253]

lmfao the turrent dialog is great. PS screw you Vanguards if you would pay more attention in MP perhaps you wouldn't keep getting taken down by turrets and Phantoms! They rarely kill me I have my handy dandy shot gun and Singularity!

[GaarDNous]

Excuse me, but no. Vanguard beats turret. Charge, Nova, Charge, maybe punch it a couple times, but the only turret that takes out my vanguard is the one that gets placed while I'm distracted with the Atlas. (Chard, Nova, run away and shoot it, repeat until boom. Or headcrush.)

[RunAwayItzJack]

 I used to hate those damn things!

Now I just want to send them off to the happy place a little quicker. After all, it would be inconsiderate to take up space in the happy place and keep other people out... So I think I'll stay out for a little while longer...

[Miss Stabby]

Hmmm the turret seems to be pretty defenseless to a well arched incinerate ball, launched from cover

[Eradyn]

Dunno; I don't have problems with turrets. I actually like turrets. They're fun to blow up.

GaarDNous wrote...

Excuse me, but no. Vanguard
beats turret. Charge, Nova, Charge, maybe punch it a couple times, but
the only turret that takes out my vanguard is the one that gets placed
while I'm distracted with the Atlas. (Chard, Nova, run away and shoot
it, repeat until boom. Or headcrush.)

Pretty much this.  I mean, sure, they were a pita when I was a complete noob.  But now...they're really just stationary "recharging stations" for me to blow up.

Modifié par Eradyn, 28 février 2012 - 12:01 .

[Kartr]

Don't have Nova, might roll another vanguard to try it out, but still Turrets aren't too bad. Cover, assault rifle, shockwave, reload, repeat. Maxed shockwave takes out over half a turrets shield in one hit.

[Alex06]

DuckSoup wrote...

Every. Single. Time.

So. Friggin' . True.

You have no idea how often I've seen this scenario. x)

[fatalfeline]

HAHAHAHAHHAAAA! Anybody else notice that the turret's serial number is leet? XD

[Ghost-621]

A turret shirt like that before march 6th would be great.

[Rapidfireshot]

"My purpose is to say hello to them at approximately 1200 rounds per minute" haha lol this is genius