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[Ajosraa]

Timmy the turret?

[voteDC]

The turrets annoy me as several times I've taken a Combat Engineer down before he's planted the turret, only for it to rise from his corpse.

All I can think if is that once the trigger for the turret has taken place it doesn't actually matter if the Engineer plants it or not, it'll still appear.

[Drone223]

Great read

[darthnick427]

lol damn turrets. I've had soooo many moments like that

[f4rris]

Made me chuckle indeed
Also reminded me of when i'd accidently pulled out the line-in, and were yelling (into a mic that wasn't plugged in) "NOOOOOO TURRET BEHIND THE CORNER DON'T" *squad mate trying to revive me is down*

[Reever]

So full of win. True win!! =´D

[Homebound]

Jessica Merizan wrote...

Hey guys! 
Writer Patrick Weekes wrote a humor post on multiplayer and more specifically the doomed relationship between players and turrets. 

Check it out and let us know what you think! 

I should go. 

anyone else read that turret part in a portal turret voice in their head?

[Richard 060]

Only thing that goes through my head when I see turrets?

"Hmm - sticky grenade, or a couple of rounds from the Mantis? Decisions, decisions..."

Sweet Christmas, I love being a MP Infiltrator...  

Modifié par Richard 060, 27 février 2012 - 09:55 .

[Richard 060]

...stupid frakkin' slow-posting system - made me double-post, so it did...


<fume with barely-concealed rage>  

Modifié par Richard 060, 27 février 2012 - 09:54 .

[adamross]

Charge+Nova are one of the best combos in videogame history

[Pinkflu]

That was hilarious.

And now whenever I run into a Turret in MP, all I'll think of as it guns me down is, 'Hello new friend! Hello new friend! Hello new friend!'

[N7Infernox]

Sunshine Hug is now the new Charge haha

[TenmaTaro]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Best thing I've read all day?

Best thing I've read all day.

 

Modifié par AeonFrog, 27 février 2012 - 10:09 .

[Severyx]

HELLO NEW FRIEND!

<BOOM>

I don't hate you.


That was entertaining. Give Mr. Weekes my compliments.

[Evercrow]

Yeah,when you play vanguard and see the turret with pack of cerberus around the corner, you say "Alright, guys, go kill the turret, I will destroy that Atlas chasing us in the meantime."

Loved the whole counterpoint from turret side. But I missed a little reference to situation,where engineer "goes to happy place",and turret "grows big and strong" right from his body

"He will put turret behind us , kill him,kill him NOW!"
*engineer falls over,no one notices little white box*
"Okay, get back to killing that three phantoms running towards us"
"Hey, what killed me?"
*checks frag log*
"TURRET!TURRET BEHIND!Leave him,run! ru...too late"

Happened a few times until we got used to it . But turrets do need some kind of characteristic noisy sound indicator(Portal), or a limited arc of fire( 180 sound good)

[John Locke N7]

ok, now justify phantoms....

[Core_Commander]

My creator went to the happy place shortly after he put me down. He went around a corner, and a new friend ran into him very fast.

Cracked me up. Thank you so much for posting this.

Modifié par Core_Commander, 27 février 2012 - 10:31 .

[Xerxes52]

Lol turrets. I love that large plate on the side, it's the perfect place for my Infiltrator's sticky grenades.

[Northern Sun]

Highly entertaining.

[Chala]

This blog makes me hate turrents even more...
Now I feel like they are happy Pixar beings that enjoy ruining my waves.

[Ramus Quaritch]

They should add AVAST's mortal enemy: Indy the Infiltrator

[rpgfan321]

lol

[NeutralChaos]

 
                                                             U MAD BRO?!
I really wanted to laugh.  Not that it isn't funny, but it has happened SO MANY TIMES to me! 

It will be like, "Okay team were doing great - wha? Someone's down?!  Better go help!  CRAP A TURRET, RUN!  That was close.  Now I'll just - WAIT DON'T GO OVER - nevermind." 

Modifié par NeutralChaos, 27 février 2012 - 11:39 .

[dielveio]

Try to imagine that scene with GLaDos voice.