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[LegionMan]

 I lol'd

Now let's have a counter-counter point from Engineers and Infiltrators.

[The Empress]

neubourn wrote...

My new battlecry: Sunshines hugs for all!

[Dean_the_Young]

Jessica Merizan wrote...

Hey guys! 
Writer Patrick Weekes wrote a humor post on multiplayer and more specifically the doomed relationship between players and turrets. 

Check it out and let us know what you think! 

I should go. 

You people are too good.

[Hatire]

That was hilariously funny. Loved it.

[Gnarlesee]

What happens when you sabotage it? "i wanna be their friend instead, hello cerberus wanna say hello?"

Modifié par Gnarlesee, 28 février 2012 - 12:31 .

[Hexedcoder]

So...team vanguard needs to give their sunshine hugs to things away from the turrets that are easier to befriend?

Modifié par Hexedcoder, 28 février 2012 - 12:38 .

[The Palmer]

Before this blog, I absolutely loathed turrets.

Now?

Still loath them. Not as much as Phantoms, but uhh....

[LuluMae]

It's been a good 38 hours since I slept (you'd think I'd have learned by now not to wait until the last minute to do research papers) and reading "Her hugs feel like sunshine!" has just made everything better.

[Deviant Seraph]

Very funny stuff.

I, too, taunt my friends that I carry the team as a vanguard... They usually leave me to die ;(

[Slashout]

Haha, this is very much my state of mind and thoughts when I play my vanguard. Great job
Very funny.

[wicked_being]

Everytime a turrret fires at you, imagine a big smile on it's face. So wrong.

[Tony_Knightcrawler]

And then I used Incinerate.

[Adragalus]

 Phantoms: A Contrast

Most classes: 
"Oh crap Phantom! Over there, I saw the barrier... or was it a Nemesis... Argh, my shields! Stupid palmcannon... definitely a Phantom. C'mon guys, get her get her get her! Who has Overload or Energy Drain? Gotcha! Damn, she's behind that fighter now, I. Oh cool, the Soldier flanked her and her barrier's down, and... s**t, she cloaked. Oh man, we do not have time for this. We need to kill those other 3 targets, we can't chase down an invisib- HURK! *bladetothekidney* ...guys? Guys, watch out! Oh good, they're over there by the last target. We got this wave, it's all good, we got thi...   ...are those 3 more Phantoms over there right next to them?" 
"Team has flatlined, mission scrubbed."
"...Motherf***er."

Vanguard:
"Ooh, Phantom! YAY! *Charge, heavy melee, Katana to the face, Charge* Heheheheh, b***h... next?" 

[Eragondragonrider]

Adragalus wrote...

 Phantoms: A Contrast

Most classes: 
"Oh crap Phantom! Over there, I saw the barrier... or was it a Nemesis... Argh, my shields! Stupid palmcannon... definitely a Phantom. C'mon guys, get her get her get her! Who has Overload or Energy Drain? Gotcha! Damn, she's behind that fighter now, I. Oh cool, the Soldier flanked her and her barrier's down, and... s**t, she cloaked. Oh man, we do not have time for this. We need to kill those other 3 targets, we can't chase down an invisib- HURK! *bladetothekidney* ...guys? Guys, watch out! Oh good, they're over there by the last target. We got this wave, it's all good, we got thi...   ...are those 3 more Phantoms over there right next to them?" 
"Team has flatlined, mission scrubbed."
"...Motherf***er."

Vanguard:
"Ooh, Phantom! YAY! *Charge, heavy melee, Katana to the face, Charge* Heheheheh, b***h... next?" 

Krogan Soldier:
For Tuchanka!!!! melee bash melee bash FTW

[Adragalus]

That too, I just chose the Vanguard for contrast humor 

[Genraku]

Adragalus wrote...

 Phantoms: A Contrast

Most classes: 
"Oh crap Phantom! Over there, I saw the barrier... or was it a Nemesis... Argh, my shields! Stupid palmcannon... definitely a Phantom. C'mon guys, get her get her get her! Who has Overload or Energy Drain? Gotcha! Damn, she's behind that fighter now, I. Oh cool, the Soldier flanked her and her barrier's down, and... s**t, she cloaked. Oh man, we do not have time for this. We need to kill those other 3 targets, we can't chase down an invisib- HURK! *bladetothekidney* ...guys? Guys, watch out! Oh good, they're over there by the last target. We got this wave, it's all good, we got thi...   ...are those 3 more Phantoms over there right next to them?" 
"Team has flatlined, mission scrubbed."
"...Motherf***er."

Vanguard:
"Ooh, Phantom! YAY! *Charge, heavy melee, Katana to the face, Charge* Heheheheh, b***h... next?" 

Or Asari*statis* Well hello new friend!
Unless tehy catch you off guard. Then it is as the first options aid. >.>

[SpectreSaren]

Turrets. The absolute bane of my existence. 5x worse than Phantoms.

[SuperVulcan]

That article had me in tears from all the laughter.

[Hexedcoder]

Off topic, completely random and on to vanguards I'm still waiting for the asari-minsc with dozens of head injuries who constantly screams things like:

"Boo says we should give sunshine hugs to everyone, yayyy!" *blam* *blam*
"Shotgun meet face, face meet SHOTGUN!" *blam*
"Fear not, I will inspire you all by charging blindly on!" *blam*
"Full plate, and packin lead."
"Shall we go now, evil awaits my bootprint?"
"Boo points, I charge - it's a simple relationship, but it is effective."

Of course she'd have more shotgun and Pickelhaube.

Modifié par Hexedcoder, 28 février 2012 - 03:34 .

[CyanidPontifex]

I'd love to see a conversation between the Cerberus turrets and the Aperture Science turrets.

[Colintastic]

SpectreSaren wrote...

Turrets. The absolute bane of my existence. 5x worse than Phantoms.

/signed

Phantoms are worth a wonderfully large amount of XP points. They are worth the trouble to kill. Turrents on the other hand are like 75xp but still drop people just as fast. The only annoying thing about phantoms is that their heavy melee assassinates as well so no revival.  

[snfonseka]

I blame Portal for all these turrent love.

[JediHealerCosmin]

John Locke N7 wrote...

ok, now justify phantoms....

[GriffithVoltaire]

Read the blog post earlier and it had me in stitches, from both POVs.

The first time me and my friends met a turret was quite hilarious in retrospect since it seemed none of us payed attention to the friendly destruction that is the turret.

Modifié par GriffithVoltaire, 28 février 2012 - 05:29 .