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#51
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I really hope there is a dialogue option that brings this up.

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WarGriffin

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The Prpbl;em with deception is... well the sheer level of stuff gotten wrong

I always had to roll my eyes at people that complained about Kahlee... but Deception characterizes her just like the naters do... It's almost like the enitre thing is a parody of a Mass effect novel

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Jorec wrote...

I really hope there is a dialogue option that brings this up.


A part of me hopes that Kai Leng won't be defeated in ME3 so he can show up later in DLC for such cereal and toothbrush references to be implemented.

Kai Leng has become the Derpy of Mass Effect.

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BW should be ashamed at DECEPTION.because it was AWFUL. REWRITE act like this never happened it was all a horrible dream.

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wicked_being

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Wow. I heard Deception was bad but I didn't think it was that bad. That's just...*shakes head*

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wicked_being wrote...

Wow. I heard Deception was bad but I didn't think it was that bad. That's just...*shakes head*

After reading that comic... I totally agree. That was the most asinine things I've ever read. No respect for the fans or the series itself to at least do some research on the subject he (Dietz) was tackling. It's like BW mentioned some ME keywords and told him to write a story based on vague summaries of ME2 and Retribution.

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Having not read any of the novels, my impression was that Kai Leng was a cold, calculating badass. It's unfortunate that this book's atypical interpretation has gained meme status, as this'llbe his first introduction to many of us, and it'll just make it hard to take him seriously when he turns up in the game.

The guy's meant to be as good as Shepard, for Christ's sake. Who greenlit this?

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Gill Kaiser wrote...

Having not read any of the novels, my impression was that Kai Leng was a cold, calculating badass. It's unfortunate that this book's atypical interpretation has gained meme status, as this'llbe his first introduction to many of us, and it'll just make it hard to take him seriously when he turns up in the game.

The guy's meant to be as good as Shepard, for Christ's sake. Who greenlit this?


First impressions matter, but rarely across mediums.  We may laugh at the joke that is Kai Leng in the books, but if he appears as badass as he is meant to be in the game, we may take him far more seriously.  If BioWare can successfully make him intimidating, and resist temptation to make any cereal-references with him in-game whatsoever, than I can push the novel aside and take him seriously.

Take the Joker, if you've seen the Dark Knight.  Let's pretend he was painted as a straight-forward, down-right linear and normal guy in some books.  Just a dumb, immature character who nobody liked.  Then take the psychotic, scary nutjob he was in the movie.  Would you truly have a hard time taking him seriously if the performance was so damn good, despite the book(s)?

That said, if Kai Leng fails to deliver that frightening, powerful shock that only a badass assassin can give, we won't be looking at an awesome character, but a cereal-eating Cerberus joke.

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Kai Leng is pretty much ruined forever for me. I've read what he does and can do in the script. None of it is enough to make up for the cereal, the vases, the toothbrushes, or the fact that he's Snow.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

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greatest thing EVER!

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OniTYME wrote...

wicked_being wrote...

Wow. I heard Deception was bad but I didn't think it was that bad. That's just...*shakes head*

After reading that comic... I totally agree. That was the most asinine things I've ever read. No respect for the fans or the series itself to at least do some research on the subject he (Dietz) was tackling. It's like BW mentioned some ME keywords and told him to write a story based on vague summaries of ME2 and Retribution.


That's probably exactly what happened.

Part of the blame goes to Dietz for not doing his research and part of it goes to Bioware for obviously not giving him a good-enough summary + printing the damn thing in the first place.

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Hold the cereal.

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[ wanring, mild spoiler ]

When it comes to Deception there's really nothing BW or anyone can do to "fix" it short of completely rewriting it from scratch to be a completely different story. I'm not talking about some of the lore errors that people already know about. The whole story at its core is just plain horrible.

I mean they kill off all of the interesting people, never mind they did so in the dumbest way possible, there's literally zero reason to kill them off other then a lame attempt to force "DRAMA" down the reader's throat.

Seriously, call me if they make it so Gillian actually lives, otherwise this bull**** never happened as far as I'm concerned.

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Adrenaline Junkie wrote...

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You sir, just made this thread win.

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LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

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The internet wars have ended and you sir are our champion.

#68
Inquisitor Recon

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Is that the vace he almost took a dump in? Kai Leng has a lot of class...

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Wow... hopefully there won't be any mention whatsoever of Deception in ME3. Not even toothbrush jokes

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hahaha. loved chapter 3b.

"****, please I'm a Krogan"

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An Irate Hobo

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Adrenaline Junkie wrote...

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Modifié par An Irate Hobo, 28 février 2012 - 11:01 .


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Sgt.Catman wrote...

Adrenaline Junkie wrote...

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You sir, just made this thread win.


Ahem, it was win before it, did you read the "comic novelization" of the book? :lol:

#73
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LumpOfCole wrote...

If you want to 'read' Deception without reading Deception, I turned the whole thing into a Rage Comic.

Prologue: http://i.imgur.com/AELwf.jpg
Ch 01: http://i.imgur.com/Ng7oJ.jpg
Ch 02: http://i.imgur.com/NPlYL.jpg
Ch 03a: http://i.imgur.com/iKqe2.jpg
Ch 03b: http://i.imgur.com/gt0NY.jpg
Ch 04: http://i.imgur.com/e8JZC.jpg
Ch 05: http://i.imgur.com/qsZCx.jpg
Ch 06: http://i.imgur.com/Q0va5.jpg
Ch 07: http://i.imgur.com/xSyRb.jpg
Ch 08: http://i.imgur.com/FwSGA.jpg
Ch 09: http://i.imgur.com/0fNJS.jpg
Ch 10: http://i.imgur.com/56b8n.jpg
Ch 11.1: http://i.imgur.com/2Cor3.jpg
Ch 11.2: http://i.imgur.com/847kR.jpg
Ch 12: http://i.imgur.com/yGMt2.jpg
Ch 13: http://i.imgur.com/Ycmcs.jpg
Ch 14: http://i.imgur.com/TYtFw.jpg
Ch 15: http://i.imgur.com/kcJh8.jpg
Ch 16: http://i.imgur.com/0ClZT.jpg

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The further I read,the funnier it got.Thank you,saving this)

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It's scary to think that this was actually based on the REAL book. I had heard it was bad, but this is not just bad, it's TERRIBAD.

I have to think that BioWare had nothing to do with this other than owning the IP. It's good that they're getting this crap redone, it's hardly a serious story. I don't think I'll even bother to look at it after the rewrite - the name is forever tainted.

#75
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Kai Leng, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money. The cereal from that apartment could have secured human dominance in the galaxy, against the Reapers and beyond.