Lord Costantino wrote...
ajunta_ wrote...
Cirreus wrote...
http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/713
... but for the supersaiyan ending you'll have to gather over 9000 war assets
OMG...I want the super saiyan ending 
I can actually imagine it...although, the end-scene would be an hour long.
It goes something like this:
"These are your options, choose"
Shepard looks down, blood running out the corner of his mouth, he starts to chuckle. Spacekid continues to look. That's five minutes alone.
Five minutes later Shep finally looks at the kid: "You underestimated me. I have learned the secret power of spacemagic!"
He takes a wide-legged, stance, despite being torn up as he is and flexes every single muslce he has, down to those making your nostrils flare.
First he growls, then he starts screaming, sacekids eyes start growing wider.
"His war-assets! They're over 9000!"
Shep continues to scream for another good half hour, his implants flare up bright golden/yellow, until he finally stretches out his arms and the whole galaxy explodes in a beam of light.
But in the end, spacekid is dust, the reapers are dust, Shep needs to stay in a full-body cast for about 3 days and emerges completely healed to live happily ever after.
The end.