Ender99 wrote...
Mastermadskills wrote...
Unfortunately, no, it do...... wait.... WAIT. YES! THATS IT! THIS MIGHT JUST BE POSSIBLE!
Were Shepard and his squad to unite their voices in mighty yodels before the cursed spacegodchild, it may shatter his being and bring down the reapers!
Another pausible way: Turn The Crucible into one giant yodel amplification system! THE REAPERS WILL BE VAPORIZED!
*Begins furiously writing a letter to Bioware*
(Hey, it beats the endings we got and also has art. Perhaps they will run with it?)
Sweet! Sign me up! I'll take yodeling over Ghost Boy anyday!
Wait....the colors red, blue, or green aren't in your ending right? Right?! Right?!
For some odd reason I've developed a paranoia about those colors.......
Be not afraid! The yodel bears no color, for it is sound! Red, blue, and green will ne'r trouble you again!
First, learn to wield the almighty emergency yodel.
We will start with the almighty
HIYOOOOOOO! Button. You must open your mind and become one with it. BE the Hiyooo! Then, and only then, may we proceed to the OVER 9000 button.
Be forewarned, the life of a yodelmaster is fraught with challenge and people trying to kill you to stop their ears from bleeding due to the almighty yodel's power. Pets will run away from home. Friends and family will attempt to commit you, just as they tried to commit myself. Random strangers will slap you to get you to STFU.
Bear all these in mind. The journey to yodelmaster will not be easy, my young yodelapprentice!
Learn well. The fate of the galaxy rests in your upper voice power and ability to switch rapidly between falsetto and normal tones through expressionary slides!
We believe in you!
Modifié par Mastermadskills, 24 mars 2012 - 02:36 .