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[Computim]

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Bioware's more like a really large masseuse.. "TAKE OFF SHIRT.  HELGA GIVE YOU ENDING NOW".

[VivaLaWhatsername]

Computim wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Bioware's more like a really large masseuse.. "TAKE OFF SHIRT.  HELGA GIVE YOU ENDING NOW".

Omg lol! that's so fricken funny 

[SideshowRob]

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

SideshowRob wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...


nothing more than false rumors which were put down real quick.. 

I'm glad too. Who knows, if too many people bought into the "Mass Shift" concept Bioware might have rolled with it...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Whenever I see these 4chan posts pop up from "minor bioware employees"(because if they're major employees we'd think they were lying ) I just want them to be quelled as soon as possible. Don't give them any bad ideas, y'know?

[Precursor2552]

Anyone know where I can get the Miranda deserves a better ending banner?

[chmarr]

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

yes a blind epilectic proctologist whos coming off cocaine and heroin

Modifié par chmarr, 26 mars 2012 - 03:47 .

[laughing sherpa girl]

Computim wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Bioware's more like a really large masseuse.. "TAKE OFF SHIRT.  HELGA GIVE YOU ENDING NOW".

::: My cheeks clenched just reading that :::  I've met a few of those..  and damned glad i didnt stick around..

[SideshowRob]

Precursor2552 wrote...

Anyone know where I can get the Miranda deserves a better ending banner?

http://onima.org/ME3/index.php?zone=3
EDIT: Never mind; it's not there

Modifié par SideshowRob, 26 mars 2012 - 03:49 .

[Debi-Tage]

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Debi-Tage wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

'd love to see a reaper try to land here in central oregon.. He  goes to set down and South sister, washington, Jefesn, Hood, or St Helens erupts right up his frikkin arse..

If it's Harbinger we'd need a stratovolcano...the only situation in which I'd want to see Rainier go...

Yeahhh, I hear yas there.. And for the citadel?? yellowstone.. You must live near one of the ancient LaHavres.. Would really not like to be you.. Of course, Bend, with the Newberry Calderra sleeps nervously at night as well..

I'm far enough northeast of Rainier for it to only be uncomfortable, but if she goes like St. Helens did...well, it could make a pretty big mess for pretty much everyone up this way!

Gotta love the Pacific ring... at least us P. NWers don't mess around. If it goes, its gonna be all or nothing!

[Graywolf633]

xHezz90 wrote...

Computim wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Bioware's more like a really large masseuse.. "TAKE OFF SHIRT.  HELGA GIVE YOU ENDING NOW".

Omg lol! that's so fricken funny 

Funny, yes. And kind of scary as well if you were expecting a gentle resolution.

[Garlador]

Garlador wrote...

I'm curious... ME3's endings were so bad, I'm curious if it'll become the de facto example of bad endings in the future. Like "jumping the shark", "nuking the fridge", and "punching the boulder".

What would ME3's be?
"Exploding the Relays"?
"Starving the Fleet"?
"Unplugging the EDI"?
"Marauding the Shields"?
"Buying the DLC"?
"Picking the Color"?
"Negating the Choices"?
"Virmired the Endings"?
"Renegade the Closure"?
"Crashing the Normandy"?
"Violating the Starchild"?
"Elcored our Emotional Engagement"?
"Photoshopped the Quarian"?
"Killing the Codex"?
"Slept with the Ardat-Yakshi"?
"Critical Mission Failure of Logic"?
"Indoctrinated the Shepard"?

Help me out here.

A few suggestions I've received.

"Genophaged the Quads"
"Assuming the Control"
"Blasted by the Space Magic"
"Outraged the Udina"
"Punched the Reporter"
"Danced the Shepard"
"Screwed up the Calibrations"
"Punted the Volus"
"Ripped off the Deus Ex"
"Became the Big Stupid Jellyfish"
"Headbutted the Krogan"
"Ate the Harbinger Beam"
"Demolished the Rannoch house"
"Shot the Anderson"
"Synergized the Stupid"
"Complied with the Circular Logic"
"Feared the Reapers"
"Multiplayered the Mediocrity"
"Day-1'ed the Prothean"
"Stargazed the Speculation"

I know people here can do better than that.

[RatedRRachel]

SideshowRob wrote...

Precursor2552 wrote...

Anyone know where I can get the Miranda deserves a better ending banner?

http://onima.org/ME3/index.php?zone=3
EDIT: Never mind; it's not there

http://social.biowar.../index/10593039

Just make sure to format it right since it is really four pieces. 

Modifié par RatedRRachel, 26 mars 2012 - 03:51 .

[SideshowRob]

Computim wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Bioware's more like a really large masseuse.. "TAKE OFF SHIRT.  HELGA GIVE YOU ENDING NOW".

But that wouldn't be cliche. It would be artistic and incredibly satisfying. /sarcasm

Modifié par SideshowRob, 26 mars 2012 - 03:52 .

[Debi-Tage]

Computim wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Thats an even scarier thought than going to a proctologist..

Bioware's more like a really large masseuse.. "TAKE OFF SHIRT.  HELGA GIVE YOU ENDING NOW".

It's sad because it's true - but you crack me the heck up!!

[TamiBx]

 Guys, Chris Priestly has already said that whatever is on 4chan is not true. Like, ever. 
So...we can agree that whatever "rumor" we get from 4chan has a 99% chance of being fake. 

EDIT: sorry if I sound harsh, but it's because people keep bringing up 4chan rumors and being all excited/sad over it. Honestly, I wouldn't trust 4chan to tell me the forecast 

Modifié par TamiBx, 26 mars 2012 - 03:55 .

[Generic Name]

Don't forget we were told there would be no A,B, or C endings as well.

Captain Downer... Away!

[Debi-Tage]

TamiBx wrote...

 Guys, Chris Priestly has already said that whatever is on 4chan is not true. Like, ever. 
So...we can agree that whatever "rumor" we get from 4chan has a 99% chance of being fake. 

 I would...yeah (agree its fake, that is).

[laughing sherpa girl]

Debi-Tage wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

Debi-Tage wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

'd love to see a reaper try to land here in central oregon.. He  goes to set down and South sister, washington, Jefesn, Hood, or St Helens erupts right up his frikkin arse..

If it's Harbinger we'd need a stratovolcano...the only situation in which I'd want to see Rainier go...

Yeahhh, I hear yas there.. And for the citadel?? yellowstone.. You must live near one of the ancient LaHavres.. Would really not like to be you.. Of course, Bend, with the Newberry Calderra sleeps nervously at night as well..

I'm far enough northeast of Rainier for it to only be uncomfortable, but if she goes like St. Helens did...well, it could make a pretty big mess for pretty much everyone up this way!

Gotta love the Pacific ring... at least us P. NWers don't mess around. If it goes, its gonna be all or nothing!

yup.. Sounds like us all right :;;lol:: Axemen, Horse ranches and LLama's ( they're real good at killing coyote's  for all the non PNW folks here wondering )..

[Debi-Tage]

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

yup.. Sounds like us all right :;;lol:: Axemen, Horse ranches and LLama's ( they're real good at killing coyote's  for all the non PNW folks here wondering )..

OMG but they are sooooo cute!

[Darth Garrus]

OK, guys. See you tomorrow!

Hold the line!

[Ihatebadgames]

Yeah the ending we got was bad but impersonating Shepard with Javik and Liara?Now that's stretching.

[laughing sherpa girl]

Debi-Tage wrote...

laughing sherpa girl wrote...

yup.. Sounds like us all right :;;lol:: Axemen, Horse ranches and LLama's ( they're real good at killing coyote's  for all the non PNW folks here wondering )..

OMG but they are sooooo cute!

yeah they are, but they're nasty too.. They'll kill ya in a heartbeat if you cant maintain control.. I had one go up on me  a few years ago before i got stuck in this chair. His feet came off the ground and I came off the ground with him.. I came down so hard on his bridle, it probably took him three days to see straight..

[SideshowRob]

Ihatebadgames wrote...

Yeah the ending we got was bad but impersonating Shepard with Javik and Liara?Now that's stretching.

I can see it now...

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[laughing sherpa girl]

I guess thats just the way it is up here. Those things which dont warm your heart, make you smile, feel loved, all of that, will kill you. Maybe thats why ME3 was so depressing around here.. PNW folks along with BC folk and Alaskans live in really harsh places. With cougars, grizzlies, black and brown bears, not to mention volcanoes, snow nine months of the year and volcanic dust as our normal air to breathe.. Its no wonder we would want a better ending to ME3..