Well, if you listen to some people, if BW doesn't deliver a new ending this could be some of the things that might be heard at Bioware HQ. All meant in a spirit of fun I'll add;
'Self-entitled whiny twelve year olds incoming!'
'Help...Help! Oh my God we have some entitled gamers waddling towards us! Quick...walk briskly away before they wheeze all over us!'
'Oh my God! The vocal minority has resorted to to throwing action figures at us!'
'Which of the escape tubes are we meant to use? The red, green or blue one?'
'Doesn't matter, they all lead to the same place'
'DLC! WE HAVE DL...AHHGH!'
'Oh, more art critics'
'I'm afraid management is in the midst of a rapid, pre-planned and dynamic restructure of our core assets and can't directly comment on your requests at this time'
'You mean, they are running away?'
"Errm, I'm not authorised to talk about that. But I can tell you about our new and exciting DLC...'
'Let them eat DLC'
'Customers...I see no customers'
*Sadly* 'Yeah, that's sort of the point sir'
'Quick, throw a couple of twinkie bars in their direction...We'll escape while they are distracted'
'Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?'
'Well, there was that meeting with the EA board...'
'OK, so...*coughs* how badly has this situation hurt us?'
'Let me put it this way sir, if we were a country we'd have a larger national debt than the USA'
'Well, that sorted them out didn't it? They'll never complain about our products again..HA!'
'Or sadly buy them...'
Modifié par Cybermortis, 27 mars 2012 - 05:52 .