Evening all! Day 2, and I'm still thinking of more things about the ending that don't make sense. I can't stop thinking about it. It's so ridiculously circular and convoluted that it's like trying to decipher the logic has set my mind into an infinite feedback loop. :/
Anyway, I was bored at lunch today so I wrote you guys a ridiulous parody song! I've been lurking the Take Back the Love thread too (which I guess I'll crosspost to) and the song's partially about that issue too (i.e. the shafting of ME2 romances), or rather about how the two intertwine re: the reason I play these games is because I'm fighting for the galaxy and my squadmates and my LI. The ending took my galaxy, it marooned and character assassinated my squadmates, and the game had already destroyed my LI earlier in the game. :< So here's a stupid song about it, to the tune of Mulan's "Girl Worth Fighting For". Hope you don't mind me posting it, but I thought I might as well contribute to the thread since there's been no progress today! Hope it makes at least one person smile.
Cast and Players: For a long time we've been waiting for this battle
Cast: 'Cause the Reapers want to butcher us like cattle
Players and Shepard: And this final push, we need to think of why we fight this war!
Hackett: HEY! Think of it all, the worlds worth fighting for!
After it all, the worlds worth fighting for!
Tali: Think of the Quarians and Geth
Rebuilding side by side
Wrex: And how the Krogan will be proud
When all my kids arrive
Garrus, Jack, Jacob: And every drink I promised you
We'll drink together
When Aria takes back Omega!
Players: It's the consequences that make it worth fighting
They're the motivation that makes it exciting
So let's see them all, and spend more time with the ones we adore!
MaleShep: That's who I want! A girl worth fighting for!
I'll build my Tali a new home
She'll see with unmasked eyes
Writers: Uh...How 'bout Miranda only says
She loves you if she dies?
Players: ....NAH!
MaleShep: And surely, though we're both busy
Jack won't forget me -
We'll both get laid eventually!
Femshep: When we make love Garrus will take off his armour
And I know Jacob would not cheat on his lover!
And my darling drell, I'll proclaim love
Or else we'll find a cure!
That's what I want! A guy worth fighting for!
Cast and Players: Think of them all, the friends worth fighting for
Galaxy full of worlds worth fighting fo-
/The Mass Relays explode, rocks fall, everyone dies, the end/