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[Matt_gekko88]

:< I want a cupcake.

[Computim]

talk_sick wrote...

an epic April Fools would be for BW to announce the "true ending", and then pull a 2006 (IIRC) Bungie act with Halo Bollywood

I think my favourite april fools joke of all time was the IGN Zelda Movie Announcement one.. it was good enough I didn't realize it was an April Fools joke:

http://www.ign.com/v...railer-debut-hd

[Jere85]

Mattroy wrote...

Atrocity wrote...
But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

Yup, I'm actually a turian.

Yeah, im at least as bulky as Vega, i regularly lift my monitors to work on my biceps, and get a nice screen tan...
Im telling the truth... oh... its not april first yet?... damn... ok i lied.

[Cybermortis]

Atrocity wrote...

Cybermortis wrote...

Should I be worried that everyone on the net things I'm female? *Sighs* Maybe I should start telling fart jokes and raging about sports...

But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

*Pats* Sorry to destroy your fantasies there. At least its not as bad as telling you that the tooth fairy and Santa Claus are imaginary, but in fact your parents.

Humm, destroying fantasies and crushing hope...I should be working for EA...

[Nharia1]

DJBare wrote...

Cybermortis wrote...
*Gives DJ a hard thoughtful look*
Noted...<_<

*Looks through Q's bag of tricks*; Yes yes, that will do quite nicely.

I'm worried about you sometimes Mr. Bond, you tend to be rather reckless, I don't want to come back online tomorrow only to hear that you've hurt yourself. So that means you shouldn't go messing about with Q's toys, when you don't know what they do!

[RussianOrc]

Mattroy wrote...

But seriously, I donated blood today while wearing my N7 t-shirt. When I sat down to have some juice afterwards, the guy next to me said "Hey, that's funny you're wearing an N7 shirt, I'm actually playing the Mass Effect 3 app right now." I thought that was kind of funny, Mass Effect fans out doing more good. I hadn't the heart to ask what he thought of the ending though.

Trying to imagine a turian with a N7 t-shirt.

[Necroscope]

Cybermortis wrote...
Humm, destroying fantasies and crushing hope...I should be working for EA...

Stop fooling around, Casey.

[DJBare]

I'm am in reality Sean Connery, the banner is a ruse so my fans don't all pile in asking questions.

[Cybermortis]

Nharia1 wrote...

DJBare wrote...

Cybermortis wrote...
*Gives DJ a hard thoughtful look*
Noted...<_<

*Looks through Q's bag of tricks*; Yes yes, that will do quite nicely.

I'm worried about you sometimes Mr. Bond, you tend to be rather reckless, I don't want to come back online tomorrow only to hear that you've hurt yourself. So that means you shouldn't go messing about with Q's toys, when you don't know what they do!

I think Mr Bond is just preparing himself for the usual April 1st deluge of paternity suits...some of them are even fake 

[Atrocity]

Phoenix NL wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

Damn you found me out, yes I am Yvonne Strahovski, and here I was enjoying my anonymity.

I have my moments. 
And then I make up documentary about the mating habits of Internetius Trolliaus. And PUFF the moment is gone.

[Enichan]

Mattroy wrote...

Atrocity wrote...
But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

Yup, I'm actually a turian.

You must be very hungry.

[DJBare]

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Modifié par DJBare, 31 mars 2012 - 07:52 .

[Phoenix NL]

Atrocity wrote...

Phoenix NL wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

Damn you found me out, yes I am Yvonne Strahovski, and here I was enjoying my anonymity.

I have my moments. 
And then I make up documentary about the mating habits of Internetius Trolliaus. And PUFF the moment is gone.

You evil Justicar you!! You put that back in my head on purpose!!

[Atrocity]

RussianOrc wrote...

Mattroy wrote...

But seriously, I donated blood today while wearing my N7 t-shirt. When I sat down to have some juice afterwards, the guy next to me said "Hey, that's funny you're wearing an N7 shirt, I'm actually playing the Mass Effect 3 app right now." I thought that was kind of funny, Mass Effect fans out doing more good. I hadn't the heart to ask what he thought of the ending though.

Trying to imagine a turian with a N7 t-shirt.

I'm imagining a turian without any shirt on.
A good image. 

[Computim]

Atrocity wrote...

RussianOrc wrote...

Mattroy wrote...

But seriously, I donated blood today while wearing my N7 t-shirt. When I sat down to have some juice afterwards, the guy next to me said "Hey, that's funny you're wearing an N7 shirt, I'm actually playing the Mass Effect 3 app right now." I thought that was kind of funny, Mass Effect fans out doing more good. I hadn't the heart to ask what he thought of the ending though.

Trying to imagine a turian with a N7 t-shirt.

I'm imagining a turian without any shirt on.
A good image. 

I'm still trying to figure out if Turians are the new Dwarves... we still have never seen a Turian woman have we?

[Debi-Tage]

this group is full of pervies

[sAxMoNkI]

Mattroy wrote...

Atrocity wrote...
But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

Yup, I'm actually a turian.

And we are a hardware platform specifically designed to represent the geth consensus outside the veil. We find this anthropomorphism....curious.

[Phoenix NL]

sAxMoNkI wrote...

Mattroy wrote...

Atrocity wrote...
But, but, your avatar is female. And everyone look irl like their avatars...don't they? 

Yup, I'm actually a turian.

And we are a hardware platform specifically designed to represent the geth consensus outside the veil. We find this anthropomorphism....curious.

Are you the platform that has taken direct control of the Mass Effect website??

[Matt_gekko88]

Debi-Tage wrote...

this group is full of pervies

not more than usually

Modifié par Matt_gekko88, 31 mars 2012 - 07:54 .

[Cybermortis]

Debi-Tage wrote...

this group is full of pervies

You are only saying that because we are Asari. 

[Militarized]

I'd happily switch my sex to look like my avatar. XD

[chmarr]

this..........just this is just........words cannot fathom how EPIC this is

Modifié par chmarr, 31 mars 2012 - 07:56 .

[Atrocity]

Phoenix NL wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

I have my moments. 
And then I make up documentary about the mating habits of Internetius Trolliaus. And PUFF the moment is gone.

You evil Justicar you!! You put that back in my head on purpose!!

I see no reason why I should suffer from that particular thing alone. Well, alone with Attenborough, poor chap, his voice should not be used to bring something this horrible to the great public.

The goal of any male Trolliaus is to conguer itself a hole, in order to have a place for its' future offspring, and practice its' Caps Lock. The battle for good holes can be brutal, and due to the volatile nature of such battles, it is often called a flame war by the unlucky researchers of the species.

[Phoenix NL]

Atrocity wrote...

Phoenix NL wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

I have my moments. 
And then I make up documentary about the mating habits of Internetius Trolliaus. And PUFF the moment is gone.

You evil Justicar you!! You put that back in my head on purpose!!

I see no reason why I should suffer from that particular thing alone. Well, alone with Attenborough, poor chap, his voice should not be used to bring something this horrible to the great public.

The goal of any male Trolliaus is to conguer itself a hole, in order to have a place for its' future offspring, and practice its' Caps Lock. The battle for good holes can be brutal, and due to the volatile nature of such battles, it is often called a flame war by the unlucky researchers of the species.

Don't make me do a Bioware on you!! *lalalalalalala not listening lalalalalalalalal*