I just had an idea...
Should Bioware commit corporate suicide and release Ending DLC that merely explains the current one(s), we should stage our own "Final Push" on Bioware HQ in the style of the assault on the London Conduit... with paintball guns.
The security force = Reaper forces, the fat security guard with donut crumbs on his shirt = Reaper Destroyer, and the elevator up to Casey Hudson's office = the Conduit.
"But infinitekilan, what about Tech and Biotic powers?" That is a very valid question, to which I respond: remote control helicopters, low-power tasers, giant industrial-size fans, and blue paint grenades.
When someone finally reaches the elevator, Bioware can drop their stash of cupcakes on us(come on, you don't really think they didn't bake their own after they gave ours away, do you?), which only the most resilient of us will be able to resist. I won't lie, I may meet my end here; I love cupcakes.
Once the last remaining "survivors" reach the top of the elevator and emerge into Casey Hudson's office, we can reenact the ending to ME3 to its tiniest detail, 14 lines of dialogue included! He will present us with 3 options: A) Take over Bioware and enslave them all,

join Bioware and combine their game-making abilities with our insight into the gamer psyche(that really doesn't sound like that bad of an idea, come to think of it), or C) radio our air support and give the signal to drop 9,001 gallons of red paint over the entire Bioware HQ, signifying their "destruction." However, this time we will have a 4th option to choose from: format Casey's hard drive, because that Starchild is just THAT BAD.
/end goofy "I'm so sick of writing this stupid term paper and I needed to do something fun" rant.
EDIT: Naturally, everyone will be wearing protective gear. Don't want anyone getting hurt or anything. Except the Starchild. A million paper cuts to that little bastard.
Modifié par infinitekilan, 05 avril 2012 - 02:55 .