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[RolandX9]

Another "how it should have ended" post: 

Psychotic AI: "To join the collection is to be saved. What is your objection to salvation?"

Hero: "'Salvation?' This is simple: reverse your 'preservation process' or whatever it is. Return these people to their native environments and quit this planet before I have to deprogram you with my bare hands."

(Cue AI being stubborn and hero kicking its back port)

BTW, that was Brainiac and Superman from (current run) Action Comics #8. Now, there's no shame in being out-written by Grant Morrison, but seriously. *Casually* outdone by a 32 page comic book? Ouch. 

[chmarr]

Computim wrote...

Mr Chr15topher wrote...

TamiBx wrote...

Phoenix NL wrote...
i've lived in Ohio... I know.....

I go to school in central PA, and we're not really friends with people from Ohio... 

I go to school in England and we had a war with the US. Ha! Top that:devil:

You had a war with the US in 1812 and we took credit for it ~ Canada wins.

scotland took over 80% of england 300 years ago and then got stabbed in the back.

but back then scotland only had like 50,000 ppl and england had like 2 million and yet we ALMOST beat england.

kinda like what were doing now, 60,000 people managed to make a company PARTLY change its mine

[TamiBx]

Computim wrote...

Mr Chr15topher wrote...

I go to school in England and we had a war with the US. Ha! Top that:devil:

You had a war with the US in 1812 and we took credit for it ~ Canada wins.

I was about to say that lol
And don't worry, half of the world has had some kind of conflict with the US at some point.

Wait. Why are we even talking about this? I'm not even American... 

[CaptnObvious]

Computim wrote...

Mr Chr15topher wrote...
I go to school in England and we had a war with the US. Ha! Top that:devil:

You had a war with the US in 1812 and we took credit for it ~ Canada wins.

HA! We still kicked more american ass than the British Empire could ever do, back in those days...:happy:

[Phoenix NL]

chmarr wrote...

Phoenix NL wrote...

chmarr wrote...

wow i go away for 2 hours and i come back to 30+ pages.

DAMNIT i was expecting 60+ pages, what the hell happend ~CRIES~

i want my coffee

Welcome back, how are you feeling?

~sits on your lap like a super uber cute kitten with a derp look~ doing ok for now, hows you?

Awww *hugs* glad you're feeling better. I'm doing good

[Tyion133]

RolandX9 wrote...

Another "how it should have ended" post: 

Psychotic AI: "To join the collection is to be saved. What is your objection to salvation?"

Hero: "'Salvation?' This is simple: reverse your 'preservation process' or whatever it is. Return these people to their native environments and quit this planet before I have to deprogram you with my bare hands."

(Cue AI being stubborn and hero kicking its back port)

BTW, that was Brainiac and Superman from (current run) Action Comics #8. Now, there's no shame in being out-written by Grant Morrison, but seriously. *Casually* outdone by a 32 page comic book? Ouch. 

Krogan Warlord from ME1 ''Dammit, tell me what I want, or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust.''
Shepard ''I delete data like you on my way to real errors.''
Where were these options when god-brat showed up?

[Debi-Tage]

*feels slightly threatened by the kicking of American asses rhetoric* lol

[Phoenix NL]

TamiBx wrote...

Phoenix NL wrote...
I've lived in Ohio... I know.....

I go to school in central PA, and we're not really friends with people from Ohio... 

My youngest sister was born in Ohio. We took her back a few years ago, she took one look around and asked whether my parents couldn't have made the effort to travel somewhere else just before she was born.

[TamiBx]

CaptnObvious wrote...

HA! We still kicked more american ass than the British Empire could ever do, back in those days...:happy:

Now Canada and the US are bffs? 

But you know what's funny? Brazilians need a visa to go to Canada, but if we have a green card (American residency), we do not need a visa to enter Canada....same for Mexico. 

[Computim]

TamiBx wrote...

CaptnObvious wrote...

HA! We still kicked more american ass than the British Empire could ever do, back in those days...:happy:

Now Canada and the US are bffs? 

But you know what's funny? Brazilians need a visa to go to Canada, but if we have a green card (American residency), we do not need a visa to enter Canada....same for Mexico. 

Yeah not sure why you guys aren't on the visa waivers program.  US and most Commonwealth countries are and don't require visas for their citizens.

[honkayjeezus]

In the end the only bad ending was realizing you never really began. That is what I took from it, kind of a huge book that ends with the book evaporating before it is finished. Crazy.

[CaptnObvious]

TamiBx wrote...

Now Canada and the US are bffs? 

But you know what's funny? Brazilians need a visa to go to Canada, but if we have a green card (American residency), we do not need a visa to enter Canada....same for Mexico. 

Well yeah sure we're BFF, since the US got that huge ass army and all. Though i would admit that they would end that recession if they just annexed us. Lots of oil and developpment possibilities...

Beside, yeah, US citizens have some it easier on the borders, for some reason...

[TamiBx]

Computim wrote...

Yeah not sure why you guys aren't on the visa waivers program.  US and most Commonwealth countries are and don't require visas for their citizens.

Probably because we require Canadians (and Americans) to have a visa to enter Brazil. We're evil like that lol
But...we let most of the European people(UK, Spain, Portugal, Germany, etc) enter freely (they let us in too, so it's a win win situation)

[Computim]

TamiBx wrote...

Computim wrote...

Yeah not sure why you guys aren't on the visa waivers program.  US and most Commonwealth countries are and don't require visas for their citizens.

Probably because we require Canadians (and Americans) to have a visa to enter Brazil. We're evil like that lol
But...we let most of the European people(UK, Spain, Portugal, Germany, etc) enter freely (they let us in too, so it's a win win situation)

Ahh yep that'd do it.. reciprocity agreements.. I think Mexico yanked ours after we yanked theirs too come to think of it.

[chmarr]

hey i have an idea, what if we went to war with bioware?

i dont mean like what were doing now ....... i mean what if we had all out war, a war of ages

[Artemis_Fowl]

Something just hit me. Because of the god childs logic shouldn't the reapers ACT AGAINST HIM? Doesn't his logic require him to single handedly destroying every organic life form and not to trust the reapers to do it for him?
That would have been... a grey ending from all what I can see. And more logical than what we got. Actually we should have rogue reapers as war assets

[FinalEndeavor]

chmarr wrote...

hey i have an idea, what if we went to war with bioware?

i dont mean like what were doing now ....... i mean what if we had all out war, a war of ages

because we would make the final charge and then ride an elevator above bioware and have a conversation with a god child and get 3 choices of color explosions 

[TamiBx]

CaptnObvious wrote...


Well yeah sure we're BFF, since the US got that huge ass army and all. Though i would admit that they would end that recession if they just annexed us. Lots of oil and developpment possibilities...

Beside, yeah, US citizens have some it easier on the borders, for some reason...

51st State? 


Don't worry, by the time it is 2186, nationalities won't matter as much as race aka whether you are human or turian or Krogan...

[Phoenix NL]

Computim wrote...

TamiBx wrote...

Computim wrote...

Yeah not sure why you guys aren't on the visa waivers program.  US and most Commonwealth countries are and don't require visas for their citizens.

Probably because we require Canadians (and Americans) to have a visa to enter Brazil. We're evil like that lol
But...we let most of the European people(UK, Spain, Portugal, Germany, etc) enter freely (they let us in too, so it's a win win situation)

Ahh yep that'd do it.. reciprocity agreements.. I think Mexico yanked ours after we yanked theirs too come to think of it.

Look I think we can all agree that if it came to it the Dutch would come out on top

But we should probably get back on topic.

[Tyion133]

chmarr wrote...

hey i have an idea, what if we went to war with bioware?

i dont mean like what were doing now ....... i mean what if we had all out war, a war of ages

Why did I think about the battle of Helms Deep when I read your post?

[balance5050]

Artemis_Fowl wrote...

Something just hit me. Because of the god childs logic shouldn't the reapers ACT AGAINST HIM? Doesn't his logic require him to single handedly destroying every organic life form and not to trust the reapers to do it for him?
That would have been... a grey ending from all what I can see. And more logical than what we got. Actually we should have rogue reapers as war assets

"Rogue Reapers" that would have made for some interesting character interaction.

[CaptnObvious]

chmarr wrote...

hey i have an idea, what if we went to war with bioware?

i dont mean like what were doing now ....... i mean what if we had all out war, a war of ages

At the end of the day, we're only human, and they're still the ones with multi-million companies backing them...

Lol, we're the Spartans, the last 300...

[Phoenix NL]

FinalEndeavor wrote...

chmarr wrote...

hey i have an idea, what if we went to war with bioware?

i dont mean like what were doing now ....... i mean what if we had all out war, a war of ages

because we would make the final charge and then ride an elevator above bioware and have a conversation with a god child and get 3 choices of color explosions 

So Bioware headquarters would look like this?

[Mr Chr15topher]

chmarr wrote...

hey i have an idea, what if we went to war with bioware?

i dont mean like what were doing now ....... i mean what if we had all out war, a war of ages

Then I think we would:

A. be killed by american army

B. be killed by canadian army

C. not get our endings because everyone at Bioware is dead

D. killed by rEAper's laser beams (gaming is just their public front)

[TamiBx]

Artemis_Fowl wrote...

Something just hit me. Because of the god childs logic shouldn't the reapers ACT AGAINST HIM? Doesn't his logic require him to single handedly destroying every organic life form and not to trust the reapers to do it for him?
That would have been... a grey ending from all what I can see. And more logical than what we got. Actually we should have rogue reapers as war assets

Hey, we do not know who or what the god child is. For all we know, it could be a reaper god trying to convince Shepard(organics) to choose the worst possible thing and save them...or join them...