This thread needs a theme song. I've posted this before, but damn it, I'm gonna post it again. For great justice.
To the tune of David Bowie's "Starman".
Made it to the Catalyst, Illusive Man
Tried to murder Anderson
"Wish you could see it my way, it's so beautiful," he said
Then his creepy eyes did seem to fade
Went up an elevator up in outer space
That weren't Harbinger, just crazy space magic
There's a Starchild in the Citadel
He won't give you no choices
We hope that you won't mind
There's a Starchild in the Citadel
He can't be shot with bullets
But to try is still worthwhile
He told me:
You can now destroy them
You can synthesize them
Or you can control them
I had to pick a color, there was shiny blue
There was also a green and a red one too
He may as well have said "Hey, frak you!"
Shoot at the console we can destroy the galaxy
Synthesize it all, become one entity
Control the Reapers it will be alright
There's a Starchild in the Citadel
He won't give you no choices
We hope that you won't mind
There's a Starchild in the Citadel
He can't be shot with bullets
But to try is still worthwhile
Modifié par Faded-Myth, 15 avril 2012 - 07:06 .