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[Tyion133]

Atrocity wrote...

I say it's refreshing. I have a beef about 'combat armour for women', and before you link that college humor video, yes I've seen it, and for the longest time ME seemed more realistic. But then they had to ruin it with sexy underwear. Yes, I just did put those words together. It was ruined by sexy underwear.

What college humor video? And why cant Shep wear this? http://tarajenkins.d...ol harley&qo=27

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Astralify wrote...

*runs in circles*

You will be fit enought to run a marathon if you keep it up until we get any news from bioware

[Atrocity]

Nharia1 wrote...

Atrocity wrote...
I had something sexier in mind. Black lace bra and panties to match.

Which reminds me, anyone else bothered by the fact femShep is wearing them in ME3? Because as a woman, I think they'd be really uncomfortable under the combat armour alone, let alone in a hectic combat situation. 

Yes and no... I was thinking that since she's in her "casual" clothing, she's wearing the lace, but when she's in combat she wears something more suited to it...

Shepard: OH SH*T, Reapers!
*hectic preparing for battle*

Shepar: Ummm, Harby, wanna be a mate and wait for a moment, your surprise attack really did come at an inconvenient moment, and I really need to change my bra. It really doesn't work well with my Kassa Fab. breastplate. You know, chafing, and no support, these pups just bounce around and it's really annoying and doesn't feel good either...

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Atrocity wrote...


I say it's refreshing. I have a beef about 'combat armour for women', and before you link that college humor video, yes I've seen it, and for the longest time ME seemed more realistic. But then they had to ruin it with sexy underwear. Yes, I just did put those words together. It was ruined by sexy underwear.

http://1.bp.blogspot...male Armour.jpg ' class='bbc_url' title='Lien externe' rel='nofollow external'> http://1.bp.blogspot...male Armour.jpg

[Atrocity]

Tyion133 wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

I say it's refreshing. I have a beef about 'combat armour for women', and before you link that college humor video, yes I've seen it, and for the longest time ME seemed more realistic. But then they had to ruin it with sexy underwear. Yes, I just did put those words together. It was ruined by sexy underwear.

What college humor video? And why cant Shep wear this? http://tarajenkins.d...ol harley&qo=27

This.
And because Deadpool looks better in it. If EA wasn't hell-bent against player creativity, I bet there'd be a mod for it though.

[Tyion133]

Atrocity wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

I say it's refreshing. I have a beef about 'combat armour for women', and before you link that college humor video, yes I've seen it, and for the longest time ME seemed more realistic. But then they had to ruin it with sexy underwear. Yes, I just did put those words together. It was ruined by sexy underwear.

What college humor video? And why cant Shep wear this? http://tarajenkins.d...ol harley&qo=27

This.
And because Deadpool looks better in it. If EA wasn't hell-bent against player creativity, I bet there'd be a mod for it though.

Srsly... My problem with the SP-Armour/clothes is the same with the MP-armour... Everyone wears the same armour, no customization... Only colour-coding... stupid mass effect ending...

[Atrocity]

Tyion133 wrote...

Srsly... My problem with the SP-Armour/clothes is the same with the MP-armour... Everyone wears the same armour, no customization... Only colour-coding... stupid mass effect ending...

Well, SP can hide behind the fact pretty much all armour in it is military stuff. And we all know how versatile military stuff is.
And within that context, I think there is pretty good customization of Shep's armour in ME3.

Modifié par Atrocity, 01 mai 2012 - 02:54 .

[Tyion133]

Atrocity wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Srsly... My problem with the SP-Armour/clothes is the same with the MP-armour... Everyone wears the same armour, no customization... Only colour-coding... stupid mass effect ending...

Well, SP can hide behind the fact pretty much all armour in it is military stuff. And we all know how versatile military stuff is.
And within that context, I think there is pretty good customization of Shep's armour in ME3.

Yea... But it would still be nice to actually be able to go into combat in shall we say the N7 hoodie? I know travelling takes time, even with the relays... But unless they've got some kind of ''Iron Man - Armour system'' installed in the armour then it would take forever to get on and off...

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Tyion133 wrote...


Yea... But it would still be nice to actually be able to go into combat in shall we say the N7 hoodie? I know travelling takes time, even with the relays... But unless they've got some kind of ''Iron Man - Armour system'' installed in the armour then it would take forever to get on and off...

All the weapons are designed to go up against shields and advanced physical protection... an unarmoured opponent would be blown in half easily I would assume lol

[Tyion133]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...


Yea... But it would still be nice to actually be able to go into combat in shall we say the N7 hoodie? I know travelling takes time, even with the relays... But unless they've got some kind of ''Iron Man - Armour system'' installed in the armour then it would take forever to get on and off...

All the weapons are designed to go up against shields and advanced physical protection... an unarmoured opponent would be blown in half easily I would assume lol

Biotics ! Miranda is wearing a space-pyjamas... Doesnt have all that much armour ^^

[Si777]

some one posted in another thread. good survey on ME
http://www.masseffec...ts--id-974.html

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Tyion133 wrote...

Biotics ! Miranda is wearing a space-pyjamas... Doesnt have all that much armour ^^

Not everyone has biotics

I think the only canonical examples of the effectiveness of the weapons is when redshirt Jenkins dies in two hits from the geth drones and when shepard shoots collectors in cutscnes, and maybe one or two executions

Modifié par BigglesFlysAgain, 01 mai 2012 - 03:10 .

[Tyion133]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Biotics ! Miranda is wearing a space-pyjamas... Doesnt have all that much armour ^^

Not everyone has biotics

I think the only canonical examples of the effectiveness of the weapons is when redshirt Jenkins dies in two hits from the geth drones and when shepard shoots collectors in cutscnes, and maybe one or two executions

If there is one thing Dead Rising has taught me, its that if it doesnt happen in a cut-scene then it doesnt happen at all. Outside cutscene, gets bitten by zombie... Nothing happens... In a cutscene, gets bitten by zombie... is now infected...

[Fallenfromthesky]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Biotics ! Miranda is wearing a space-pyjamas... Doesnt have all that much armour ^^

Not everyone has biotics

I think the only canonical examples of the effectiveness of the weapons is when redshirt Jenkins dies in two hits from the geth drones and when shepard shoots collectors in cutscnes, and maybe one or two executions

See the magic of cutscene powers and ammo if only jack could do in game what she did to the group of Ymir mechs when you unfreeze her.

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Fallenfromthesky wrote...


See the magic of cutscene powers and ammo if only jack could do in game what she did to the group of Ymir mechs when you unfreeze her.

Oh god don't remind me of that, the most powerful human biotic ever is not much better than any other member in combat... the game would be hilirious if she had powers like that the whole time...

"Assuming Direct... Arrgggghhhh" Colector generals head impolodes like witch king in RoTK"

you would not need ship ugrades, just get jack to stand on the noramandys prow and destroy everything in its path

[Tyion133]

Fallenfromthesky wrote...

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Biotics ! Miranda is wearing a space-pyjamas... Doesnt have all that much armour ^^

Not everyone has biotics

I think the only canonical examples of the effectiveness of the weapons is when redshirt Jenkins dies in two hits from the geth drones and when shepard shoots collectors in cutscnes, and maybe one or two executions

See the magic of cutscene powers and ammo if only jack could do in game what she did to the group of Ymir mechs when you unfreeze her.

Aye... Wait, is cutscene the old word for Space Magic ?

[MeldarthX]

Tyion133 wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

20 minutes later, still trying to make myself to pick up that book. I'll never make it to Yeats at this rate. And I like Yeats

What's a ''Yeat''? Can i eat it?

*blinks and shakes his head at these kids today*  what are they teaching you?? 

I remember when Yeats was just a wee laddy......

[Fallenfromthesky]

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Oh god don't remind me of that, the most powerful human biotic ever is not much better than any other member in combat... the game would be hilirious if she had powers like that the whole time...

"Assuming Direct... Arrgggghhhh" Colector generals head impolodes like witch king in RoTK"

you would not need ship ugrades, just get jack to stand on the noramandys prow and destroy everything in its path

What do you mean not much better she's barely the equal of Garrus or Tali . Jack has no range with weapons and her powers are kind of naff.

But could you make it so that at the end of ME3 jack rides in on your Sopwich Camel and blasts the Starkids virtual *** into actual dust

[Tyion133]

MeldarthX wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Atrocity wrote...

20 minutes later, still trying to make myself to pick up that book. I'll never make it to Yeats at this rate. And I like Yeats

What's a ''Yeat''? Can i eat it?

*blinks and shakes his head at these kids today*  what are they teaching you?? 

I remember when Yeats was just a wee laddy......

Hehe... They teach us all sorts of stuff

[Tyion133]

Fallenfromthesky wrote...

BigglesFlysAgain wrote...

Oh god don't remind me of that, the most powerful human biotic ever is not much better than any other member in combat... the game would be hilirious if she had powers like that the whole time...

"Assuming Direct... Arrgggghhhh" Colector generals head impolodes like witch king in RoTK"

you would not need ship ugrades, just get jack to stand on the noramandys prow and destroy everything in its path

What do you mean not much better she's barely the equal of Garrus or Tali . Jack has no range with weapons and her powers are kind of naff.

But could you make it so that at the end of ME3 jack rides in on your Sopwich Camel and blasts the Starkids virtual *** into actual dust

Arh cmon! I already did the ''Virtual ass into actual dust'' joke like 2000 pages ago

[BigglesFlysAgain]

Fallenfromthesky wrote...


What do you mean not much better she's barely the equal of Garrus or Tali . Jack has no range with weapons and her powers are kind of naff.

But could you make it so that at the end of ME3 jack rides in on your Sopwich Camel and blasts the Starkids virtual *** into actual dust

Well she could hang on to one of the wing struts but i'd better send a wire to some old friends to borrow a bristol or FE.2 with twin seats...

[Fallenfromthesky]

Tyion133 wrote...

Arh cmon! I already did the ''Virtual ass into actual dust'' joke like 2000 pages ago

Damn it and here I thought I was being edgy and different. Guess I'll have to find a new joke to rob so it seems like I have a personality of some sort

[Tyion133]

Fallenfromthesky wrote...

Tyion133 wrote...

Arh cmon! I already did the ''Virtual ass into actual dust'' joke like 2000 pages ago

Damn it and here I thought I was being edgy and different. Guess I'll have to find a new joke to rob so it seems like I have a personality of some sort

Hehe... We've pretty much run out of ME jokes... I cant remember if we've missed anything

[Fallenfromthesky]

Tyion133 wrote...

Hehe... We've pretty much run out of ME jokes... I cant remember if we've missed anything

What about an ending where rather than seeing anything of relevance or sence you get to choose between Blue, Green and Red...oh wait that ones been done too

[toffeetrooper]

hi all

lines as crazy as ever i see