And here I thought I was a weirdo (probably still am), but now I can share these... okay haikus (all the other threads weren't bumped from a year ago). Most of these were made with my fan-made ME series in mind, so some might seem odd without the extra info. Still like 'em^^
Stuck on a planet, Cannibals approaching me, I make a haiku.
Why does this all feel, so familiar but also, exactly the same.
Made a little speech, for gender equality, Don’t go and shoot me.
Cerberus is cool, and yet what it really needs, is a guy like me.
Saw a girl today, Her red bright light shone on me, She tried to kill me.
I don’t want to talk, about my psycho ex flame’s, flexibility.
As I keep alive, something strange occurs to me, How did I get here?
Many things are born, many things meet their demise, but I stay alive.
You know my catchphrase, ‘but I am invincible!’ Ripped it off James Bond.
Lazarus Project, it had many test subjects, I was one of them.
Sundays are the best, we eat all the left-overs, except vegetables.
The sun is shining, Corpses littered ev’rywhere, they took my sandwich.
A new big city, same old mistrust in their eyes, fear is handier.
The phrase ‘scarred for life’, doesn’t begin to describe, how much you hurt me.
Does make me wonder, why make me so curious, then you disappear.
Daisy oh Daisy, You make me so crazy now, just like your sister.
Welcome to the moon, on my special tourist tour, dodge deadly lasers.
Why didn’t you come, pick me up take me away, or resurrect me.
Minor brain damage, a small price to pay for this, immortality.
Atlas smashing me, Banshee and her deadly dance, all in a day’s death.
Praetorian hunts, I run as it wants to eat, my delicious brain.
To the Bugfaces, parting is such sweet sorrow, try to collect this!
Another sweet kill, adding to my collection, of curfew breakers.
Sweet incinerate, medium rare or crispy, burn baby burn.
Dear Geth synthetics, this is a prime example, of my awesomeness.
Darkness is falling, Marauders are approaching, I feel so sleepy.
Can you follow me, oh blue ball of biotics, and try to kill me.
About killing Primes, gotta be a prime number, or else we don’t play.
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