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[Izhalezan]

KAMielke wrote...

I don't get all this 'established character' crap. No character explicitly states that they are straight. It's entirely possible they are all bi.

This isn't Kirkwall, the bisexuals paradise.

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Tom Lehrer wrote...

I'll never understand why so many males love lesbins...many look like men any way and even the good looking ones don't want males involved in their bed rooms...the same gi just dont oes for women who are obsesed with gay men...

I just don't understand...

Lesbians are generally awesome. Same goes for the Gays. Plus their dirty movies actually have stories and great writing, unlike straight movies which is just 90 minutes of intercourse and 10 minutes of awful dialogue and unrealistic cliched situations that lead into said intercourse.

[Rockworm503]

Tom Lehrer wrote...

I'll never understand why so many males love lesbins...many look like men any way and even the good looking ones don't want males involved in their bed rooms...the same gi just dont oes for women who are obsesed with gay men...

I just don't understand...

Yeah I can see why that would be confusing.
2 chicks going at it......
Maybe playing around with rope.....
Ugh they don't want me in it that automatically turns me off .

Oh yeah they totally look like men 

Modifié par Rockworm503, 29 février 2012 - 09:11 .

[Tom Lehrer]

What is so awesome? They are not into to men therfor the odds of a straight man finding a partner drops. As for the dirty movies they are just as bad as straight porn.

concerning their looks, the ones in movies and on tv are not taken from the real world not to say many are not actritive but many all fall on the looking like a man side. In fact most tv lesbians are not gay at all.

Modifié par Tom Lehrer, 29 février 2012 - 09:21 .

[Rockworm503]

Tom Lehrer wrote...

What is so awesome? They are not into to men therfor the odds of a straight man finding a partner drops. As for the dirty movies they are just as bad as straight porn.

So what??? youre a celebate?  If you cant do it yourself its not worth seeing at all?  EWWW those dirty girls are ruining my chances!!!!!!!

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Tom Lehrer wrote...

What is so awesome? They are not into to men therfor the odds of a straight man finding a partner drops. As for the dirty movies they are just as bad as straight porn.

Oh no, sir. Their films are quality. It's like watching a real cinema film. You actually want to know about what's going on more than who's doing who.

And it's not about "getting with them". It's just about watching them do it. When they do it, it's like way more intense. Plus you can actually learn how to please your girl by watching two of them make love. No one knows a woman's body like another woman. Same goes for women and gay men.

Buuuuuut we're drifting off topic. Point is: Yay for gay partners in space! Equality for all! Everyone gets a shot at sexing Garrus!

Modifié par Moonshadow_Dark, 29 février 2012 - 09:26 .

[Tom Lehrer]

Just because one does not enjoy dirty movies does not mean they dislike the real thing.

[Rockworm503]

Just because one cant take part doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable.

[sirus1988]

LumpOfCole wrote...

According to William C Dietz, asari are actually asexual.

That name is an abomination! It will be a name that will not be sung when we march...

[BounceDK]

/Me wonders what m/m means

[Carfax]

Rockworm503 wrote...

Yeah I can see why that would be confusing.
2 chicks going at it......
Maybe playing around with rope.....
Ugh they don't want me in it that automatically turns me off .

Oh yeah they totally look like men 

LOL, this dude posts footage from a TV show with heterosexual actresses to depict lesbians

Seriously man, are you 13 years old or something?  You have to be  

Modifié par Carfax, 29 février 2012 - 09:37 .

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Carfax wrote...

Rockworm503 wrote...

Yeah I can see why that would be confusing.
2 chicks going at it......
Maybe playing around with rope.....
Ugh they don't want me in it that automatically turns me off .

Oh yeah they totally look like men 

LOL, this dude posts footage from a sitcom to depict lesbians

Seriously man, are you 13 years old or something?  You have to be  

Are YOU 7 years old? That was not a sitcom. That's Buffy. How do you percieve BUFFY as a SITCOM?

[Collider]

ItsFreakinJesus wrote...

Who cares about M/M?  I just want some Femshep/Ashley action.

I care about M/M.

[Carfax]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

Are YOU 7 years old? That was not a sitcom. That's Buffy. How do you percieve BUFFY as a SITCOM?

I edited it after you quoted me.  And don't blame me for my choice of words, the only thing I watch on TV these days is the news and a game every now and then 

I've never watched even a single episode of Buffy..

Modifié par Carfax, 29 février 2012 - 09:41 .

[Carfax]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

And it's not about "getting with them". It's just about watching them do it. When they do it, it's like way more intense. Plus you can actually learn how to please your girl by watching two of them make love. No one knows a woman's body like another woman. Same goes for women and gay men.

You must be one of those guys that are hopelessly addicted to porn, and have degenerated to the point where you'd rather watch other people have sex than engage in it yourself

And there's nothing that a woman can do to another woman that a man cannot (and then some), so if you think watching lesbians is going to make you a star in the sack, you're fooling yourself..

[Mitra]

Ohh folks, come on, it's not all about just sex...

I support love, no matter the gender!

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Carfax wrote...

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

And it's not about "getting with them". It's just about watching them do it. When they do it, it's like way more intense. Plus you can actually learn how to please your girl by watching two of them make love. No one knows a woman's body like another woman. Same goes for women and gay men.

You must be one of those guys that are hopelessly addicted to porn, and have degenerated to the point where you'd rather watch other people have sex than engage in it yourself

And there's nothing that a woman can do to another woman that a man cannot (and then some), so if you think watching lesbians is going to make you a star in the sack, you're fooling yourself..

Dude I kid you not. I read it in this freaking sex ed book back in high school, and it is actually true. I learned this one tongue trick and...well for the sake of the forums code of conduct, let's just say that making out techniques translate VERY well in other areas.

Also, that "Men can do anything a lesbian can do better" thing, SO. NOT. TRUE. They are on a WHOLE nother level when it comes to that. It would blow your freaking mind (and your girl's *wink wink*) if you knew some of the tricks they did.

Modifié par Moonshadow_Dark, 29 février 2012 - 10:20 .

[Eternal Phoenix]

BounceDK wrote...

/Me wonders what m/m means

Matie Mateslaps.

Basically, Matie Mateslaps are interactions shared between two males who are brothers. These two males can be blood brothers, spiritual brothers or friends who consider each other as brothers. Matie Mateslaps begin with one male flip jumping while the other one spin jumps. Afterwards they rush towards each other and slap each other with their heads.

Optionally, they may slap each other with their penises before running down the street naked screaming at passing women.

They aren't gay for each other though otherwise it wouldn't be a bromance. This doesn't mean that they can't be gay themselves but they just aren't gay for one another.

Bros don't have sex with one another.

Now you know what a M/M is.

[ManyDeadCats]

The only reason why they put M/M romances in the game is to distract people from the fact that the game's story is crap. It worked for DA2.

Gays love talking on forums and reviewing games on IGN. So BW can count on them to drown out the genuine negativity with their deluded praises. Seriously, you could reduce ME3 to the opening and closing credits and just have a Kaidan+Maleshep sex scene in between, and the buttpirates will give it a 10/10.

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Elton John is dead wrote...

BounceDK wrote...

/Me wonders what m/m means

Matie Mateslaps.

Basically, Matie Mateslaps are interactions shared between two males who are brothers. These two males can be blood brothers, spiritual brothers or friends who consider each other as brothers. Matie Mateslaps begin with one male flip jumping while the other one spin jumps. Afterwards they rush towards each other and slap each other with their heads.

Optionally, they may slap each other with their penises before running down the street naked screaming at passing women.

They aren't gay for each other though otherwise it wouldn't be a bromance. This doesn't mean that they can't be gay themselves but they just aren't gay for one another.

Bros don't have sex with one another.

Now you know what a M/M is.

More Dr. Pepper on my keyboard. I'm gonna have ANTS!

[Moonshadow_Dark]

ManyDeadCats wrote...

The only reason why they put M/M romances in the game is to distract people from the fact that the game's story is crap. It worked for DA2.

Gays love talking on forums and reviewing games on IGN. So BW can count on them to drown out the genuine negativity with their deluded praises. Seriously, you could reduce ME3 to the opening and closing credits and just have a Kaidan+Maleshep sex scene in between, and the buttpirates will give it a 10/10.

Wow dude, really?

First off, no amount of guy on guy can hide the crapfest that was DA2.

Secondly, It was put in to be fair. We had Liara going lebisn over femshep (And I guess Jack too?) so it's time for the boys to have thier romances. Fair is fair and there are no male Asari in the universe.

Could you imagine what one might look like though? It's be like Edward Cullen for women all over.

Hope they actually have a personality though.

BA BUM TSS!

[Jorec]

 You know I wouldn't mind making a gay Shepard. It certainly would be interesting. And besides, who doesn't like to do a little backdoor spelunking? 

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Jorec wrote...

 You know I wouldn't mind making a gay Shepard. It certainly would be interesting. And besides, who doesn't like to do a little backdoor spelunking? 

You do realize there is more than one position in homosexual intercourse, right?

It's not always about DAT BUTT.

[Jorec]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

Jorec wrote...

 You know I wouldn't mind making a gay Shepard. It certainly would be interesting. And besides, who doesn't like to do a little backdoor spelunking? 

You do realize there is more than one position in homosexual intercourse, right?

It's not always about DAT BUTT.

I know. I meant no offense.

[ManyDeadCats]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

Wow dude, really?

First off, no amount of guy on guy can hide the crapfest that was DA2.

Secondly, It was put in to be fair. We had Liara going lebisn over femshep (And I guess Jack too?) so it's time for the boys to have thier romances. Fair is fair and there are no male Asari in the universe.

Could you imagine what one might look like though? It's be like Edward Cullen for women all over.

Hope they actually have a personality though.

BA BUM TSS!

LOL you probably werent around when DA2 was *about* to be released and the few weeks after it was. There were basically two groups:

1. The people who saw DA2 for what it was - a crap game rushed out by EA/BW to milk money via fan loyalty towards its far superior predecessor.

2. The people who simply loved every bit of it and could not be penetrated by logic. These people were largely the gays/lesbians, who only saw the game as a homosexual friendly dating sim.

Modifié par ManyDeadCats, 29 février 2012 - 10:36 .