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[AkiKishi]

Tom Lehrer wrote...

I'll never understand why so many males love lesbins...many look like men any way and even the good looking ones don't want males involved in their bed rooms...the same gi just dont oes for women who are obsesed with gay men...

I just don't understand...

Well you like women right ? Having 2 women (or more) is double the fun. I'm with you on the whole BL thing (delicious double standard there) but then I'm a guy so I have 0 interest.

Modifié par BobSmith101, 29 février 2012 - 10:40 .

[Cyberarmy]

Elton John is dead wrote...

BounceDK wrote...

/Me wonders what m/m means

Matie Mateslaps.

Basically, Matie Mateslaps are interactions shared between two males who are brothers. These two males can be blood brothers, spiritual brothers or friends who consider each other as brothers. Matie Mateslaps begin with one male flip jumping while the other one spin jumps. Afterwards they rush towards each other and slap each other with their heads.

Optionally, they may slap each other with their penises before running down the street naked screaming at passing women.

They aren't gay for each other though otherwise it wouldn't be a bromance. This doesn't mean that they can't be gay themselves but they just aren't gay for one another.

Bros don't have sex with one another.

Now you know what a M/M is.

Yey, i ithink im going to have nightmares about this post...

[Moonshadow_Dark]

ManyDeadCats wrote...

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

Wow dude, really?

First off, no amount of guy on guy can hide the crapfest that was DA2.

Secondly, It was put in to be fair. We had Liara going lebisn over femshep (And I guess Jack too?) so it's time for the boys to have thier romances. Fair is fair and there are no male Asari in the universe.

Could you imagine what one might look like though? It's be like Edward Cullen for women all over.

Hope they actually have a personality though.

BA BUM TSS!

LOL you probably werent around when DA2 was *about* to be released and the few weeks after it was. There were basically two groups:

1. The people who saw DA2 for what it was - a crap game rushed out by EA/BW to milk money via fan loyalty towards its far superior predecessor.

2. The people who simply loved every bit of it and could not be penetrated by logic. These people were largely the gays/lesbians, who only saw the game as a homosexual friendly dating sim.

No sir. I know plenty of people, gay and straight, who hated that game. One backed it over in a freaking SNOW PLOW.

DO YOU HEAR ME? A FREAKING SNOW PLOW.

I don't even know how she managed to get one, let alone in the freaking middle of summer. I saw that happen. I thought she was joking when I saw it on my Twitter feed, but she was NOT.

If anyone "loved" that game, it was purely because it was called "Dragon Age" and they never even played it at all.

Modifié par Moonshadow_Dark, 29 février 2012 - 10:39 .

[shepskisaac]

ManyDeadCats wrote...

The only reason why they put M/M romances in the game is to distract people from the fact that the game's story is crap. It worked for DA2.

Gays love talking on forums and reviewing games on IGN. So BW can count on them to drown out the genuine negativity with their deluded praises. Seriously, you could reduce ME3 to the opening and closing credits and just have a Kaidan+Maleshep sex scene in between, and the buttpirates will give it a 10/10.

Yes yes, seeing how DA2 has about 4.2 avarage user score on MetaCritic, gays must have literally FLOODED it with 10/10 ultra positive reviews and skewed "genuine negativity"

[Eternal Phoenix]

Cyberarmy wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

BounceDK wrote...

/Me wonders what m/m means

Matie Mateslaps.

Basically, Matie Mateslaps are interactions shared between two males who are brothers. These two males can be blood brothers, spiritual brothers or friends who consider each other as brothers. Matie Mateslaps begin with one male flip jumping while the other one spin jumps. Afterwards they rush towards each other and slap each other with their heads.

Optionally, they may slap each other with their penises before running down the street naked screaming at passing women.

They aren't gay for each other though otherwise it wouldn't be a bromance. This doesn't mean that they can't be gay themselves but they just aren't gay for one another.

Bros don't have sex with one another.

Now you know what a M/M is.

Yey, i ithink im going to have nightmares about this post...

You ain't no bro then. lol

Matie Mateslaps are what Shepard and Garrus (or Mordin, Thane or Jacob) get up to when players create a bromance between the two.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 29 février 2012 - 10:51 .

[GuardianAngel470]

Ringo12 wrote...

Ninja Mage wrote...

I just want to thank everyone at Bioware for once again being innovators and allowing M/M In mass effect 3. People slung alot of poo at me for fighting for this, but it was worth it in the end. And Liara is a lesbian lol

How is it innovative if they have done this before?

Very, very few companies have ever implemented M/M romances in mainstream games. They had Zevran* in Dragon Age but that series of games never had the mainstream appeal that Mass Effect does, at least in my opinion.

As a company that is starting to make this feature standard, Bioware is innovating. It started with Dragon Age (at least I think), and they are solidifying their position with Mass Effect 3. They are leading the industry in my opinion.

*Collider correction...

Modifié par GuardianAngel470, 29 février 2012 - 10:54 .

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Cyberarmy wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

BounceDK wrote...

/Me wonders what m/m means

Matie Mateslaps.

Basically, Matie Mateslaps are interactions shared between two males who are brothers. These two males can be blood brothers, spiritual brothers or friends who consider each other as brothers. Matie Mateslaps begin with one male flip jumping while the other one spin jumps. Afterwards they rush towards each other and slap each other with their heads.

Optionally, they may slap each other with their penises before running down the street naked screaming at passing women.

They aren't gay for each other though otherwise it wouldn't be a bromance. This doesn't mean that they can't be gay themselves but they just aren't gay for one another.

Bros don't have sex with one another.

Now you know what a M/M is.

Yey, i ithink im going to have nightmares about this post...

You ain't no bro then. lol

I seriously can't stop laughing. Yes, that is what bro's do.

[Kroepoek]

Ah yes. The loud vocal minority got what they wanted.

[Moonshadow_Dark]

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

Ringo12 wrote...

Ninja Mage wrote...

I just want to thank everyone at Bioware for once again being innovators and allowing M/M In mass effect 3. People slung alot of poo at me for fighting for this, but it was worth it in the end. And Liara is a lesbian lol

How is it innovative if they have done this before?

Very, very few companies have ever implemented M/M romances in mainstream games. They had Alistair in Dragon Age but that series of games never had the mainstream appeal that Mass Effect does, at least in my opinion.

As a company that is starting to make this feature standard, Bioware is innovating. It started with Dragon Age (at least I think), and they are solidifying their position with Mass Effect 3. They are leading the industry in my opinion.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Alistar was GAY?

Oh that explains why he didn't want to marry the Queen......

[Collider]

Very, very few companies have ever implemented M/M romances in mainstream games. They had Alistair in Dragon Age but that series of games never had the mainstream appeal that Mass Effect does, at least in my opinion.

Alistair was not an M/M romance.
In DA:O, it was Zevran.

The first M/M romance Bioware made was Sky in Jade Empire.

[GuardianAngel470]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

No sir. I know plenty of people, gay and straight, who hated that game. One backed it over in a freaking SNOW PLOW.

DO YOU HEAR ME? A FREAKING SNOW PLOW.

That is freaking BADASS! Holy crap that's dedication. That person must have REALLY hated that game.

[GuardianAngel470]

Collider wrote...

Very, very few companies have ever implemented M/M romances in mainstream games. They had Alistair in Dragon Age but that series of games never had the mainstream appeal that Mass Effect does, at least in my opinion.

Alistair was not an M/M romance.
In DA:O, it was Zevran.

The first M/M romance Bioware made was Sky in Jade Empire.

My mistake, I've never played the games. I'll correct it in my post.

Modifié par GuardianAngel470, 29 février 2012 - 10:54 .

[GuardianAngel470]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

Ringo12 wrote...

Ninja Mage wrote...

I just want to thank everyone at Bioware for once again being innovators and allowing M/M In mass effect 3. People slung alot of poo at me for fighting for this, but it was worth it in the end. And Liara is a lesbian lol

How is it innovative if they have done this before?

Very, very few companies have ever implemented M/M romances in mainstream games. They had Alistair in Dragon Age but that series of games never had the mainstream appeal that Mass Effect does, at least in my opinion.

As a company that is starting to make this feature standard, Bioware is innovating. It started with Dragon Age (at least I think), and they are solidifying their position with Mass Effect 3. They are leading the industry in my opinion.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Alistar was GAY?

Oh that explains why he didn't want to marry the Queen......

Yeah, yeah I made a mistake. Move along foo, move along.

[Moonshadow_Dark]

GuardianAngel470 wrote...

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

No sir. I know plenty of people, gay and straight, who hated that game. One backed it over in a freaking SNOW PLOW.

DO YOU HEAR ME? A FREAKING SNOW PLOW.

That is freaking BADASS! Holy crap that's dedication. That person must have REALLY hated that game.

I KNOW!

I still have no idea where she got it. I asked her and she looked at me like "Pfft where CAN'T you get a Snow Plow in the middle of July?"

It was the oddest day of my life!

[ManyDeadCats]

Fix1o0 wrote...

Ah yes. The loud vocal minority got what they wanted.

They're indeed loud because they have two holes to emit sound from. The one on their head and the one between their buttcheeks.

So yeah, when it comes to making noise, they've got anatomical advantages. Don't want them myself though.

[Moonshadow_Dark]

ManyDeadCats wrote...

Fix1o0 wrote...

Ah yes. The loud vocal minority got what they wanted.

They're indeed loud because they have two holes to emit sound from. The one on their head and the one between their buttcheeks.

So yeah, when it comes to making noise, they've got anatomical advantages. Don't want them myself though.

Dude what is WRONG with you? Do you have like tourettes or something?

[SLPr0]

You know, I'm not even gay but I'm sort of amazed how people immediately just jump to sex = relationship.

Are we really that shallow as a culture? I've always been a proponent of allowing self exploration through gaming and what not but why does ME3 having same sex romance in it immediately leap from romance to....ball gags and buttsex? Or even lesbian relationships, we just seem to have the same A to B connective logic.

Oh you're a male romancing a male, lolololol buttsex.

Oh you're a female romancing a female, lolololol thigh humping.

Can we try to evolve as a species and understand that there are deeper motivations for these choices people make in their lives?

[IST]

LumpOfCole wrote...

According to William C Dietz, asari are actually asexual.

This made me laugh out loud. 

[Moonshadow_Dark]

SLPr0 wrote...

You know, I'm not even gay but I'm sort of amazed how people immediately just jump to sex = relationship.

Are we really that shallow as a culture? I've always been a proponent of allowing self exploration through gaming and what not but why does ME3 having same sex romance in it immediately leap from romance to....ball gags and buttsex? Or even lesbian relationships, we just seem to have the same A to B connective logic.

Oh you're a male romancing a male, lolololol buttsex.

Oh you're a female romancing a female, lolololol thigh humping.

Can we try to evolve as a species and understand that there are deeper motivations for these choices people make in their lives?

Yeah I have NO idea how we got here. One minute, I'm cheering for lesbians, the next I'm talking about snow plow hit & runs on Dragon Age 2.

What happens between 9 PM and 6 AM......

[Eternal Phoenix]

 I'm sorry but it has to be posted:

  

[GuardianAngel470]

Moonshadow_Dark wrote...

SLPr0 wrote...

You know, I'm not even gay but I'm sort of amazed how people immediately just jump to sex = relationship.

Are we really that shallow as a culture? I've always been a proponent of allowing self exploration through gaming and what not but why does ME3 having same sex romance in it immediately leap from romance to....ball gags and buttsex? Or even lesbian relationships, we just seem to have the same A to B connective logic.

Oh you're a male romancing a male, lolololol buttsex.

Oh you're a female romancing a female, lolololol thigh humping.

Can we try to evolve as a species and understand that there are deeper motivations for these choices people make in their lives?

Yeah I have NO idea how we got here. One minute, I'm cheering for lesbians, the next I'm talking about snow plow hit & runs on Dragon Age 2.

What happens between 9 PM and 6 AM......

The crazies come out to play.

[Rockworm503]

Carfax wrote...

Rockworm503 wrote...

Yeah I can see why that would be confusing.
2 chicks going at it......
Maybe playing around with rope.....
Ugh they don't want me in it that automatically turns me off .

Oh yeah they totally look like men 

LOL, this dude posts footage from a TV show with heterosexual actresses to depict lesbians

Seriously man, are you 13 years old or something?  You have to be  

13 yr olds couldn't hope to grasp the maturity of such a show.
Thats what actors do they play a part.  Bet you had no idea that Neil Patrick Harris the guy who plays womanizers in Harold and Kumar and How I met Your Mother is gay.
I don't understand why you're mocking it thats what acting is all about. 

[Wulfram]

Better late than never

[Cyberarmy]

Elton John is dead wrote...

 I'm sorry but it has to be posted:

  

Thank you for more nightmares.


I cant look like to Brotherhood of "Steel" same way i did past years, after reading this.

[Rockworm503]

Elton John is dead wrote...

 I'm sorry but it has to be posted:

  

Whoa there is a name for what we were doing