You want dog? You can has dog! For only $9.99 or 2357257123572538253 Bioware points you can choose between red dog or blue dog. Red dog will be red and sleep on the ship. Blue dog will also be red because... well the dlc was rushed so you get what you're given. Orange dog comes with collectors edition and is also red. Green dog is for poor people and costs $4.99 (2385471239875235 Bioware points) but he doesn't sleep on ship. He is duck taped to the side of ship and rides through space barking because it's kinda cold out there. You can buy dog house for green dog for an extra $4.99 (2385471239875235 Bioware points) and dog house will be duck taped to other side of the ship... green dog is also red.
This is an exciting time for Mass Effect 3 because now we have dogs. Buy dog today? Please buy dog... no seriously, if you don't buy dog dlc for mass effect 3 there will be no cat dlc. So you should really buy dog dlc.
Coming soon!
Mass Effect 3 - Dog DLC!
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 10:34
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Another thread on DLC that has no factual basis? sigh
We get it you don't like From Ashes being $10 but come on.
Tip:
Let.
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Go.
Life is so much easier that way.
We get it you don't like From Ashes being $10 but come on.
Tip:
Let.
It.
Go.
Life is so much easier that way.
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 10:35
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I-I must have this..............DLC
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 10:37
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Yo dawg... I heard you like dogs so I put a dog by you, dawg so you can be a dawg with a dog.
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 11:53
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Please it's a Synthetic Pet Of Tomorrow.....
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 11:56
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That actually makes a lot of sense (regarding Bioware exploitation and the sale of this DLC...)
That said, like I stated before... ME3 won't be the game Bioware feels the pain from... it'll be their next titles. They've most certainly lost some clout from this... but not enough to stop most fans from finishing out the trilogy.
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:05
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If it wasn't for the Mech Dog. I might have not Pre-Ordered the CE.
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:09
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Tesclo wrote...
Orange dog comes with collectors edition and is also red.
Coming soon!
Hold on right there, buddy. If my CE dog looks the same as other dogs, how will people know I'm a true Mass Effect fan?
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:10
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The mech dog is the only thing I wanted from the CE that I wasn't already getting/have gotten.
150-280MSP... Do it Bioware^^
150-280MSP... Do it Bioware^^
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:17
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Tesclo wrote...
You want dog? You can has dog! For only $9.99 or 2357257123572538253 Bioware points you can choose between red dog or blue dog. Red dog will be red and sleep on the ship. Blue dog will also be red because... well the dlc was rushed so you get what you're given. Orange dog comes with collectors edition and is also red. Green dog is for poor people and costs $4.99 (2385471239875235 Bioware points) but he doesn't sleep on ship. He is duck taped to the side of ship and rides through space barking because it's kinda cold out there. You can buy dog house for green dog for an extra $4.99 (2385471239875235 Bioware points) and dog house will be duck taped to other side of the ship... green dog is also red.
This is an exciting time for Mass Effect 3 because now we have dogs. Buy dog today? Please buy dog... no seriously, if you don't buy dog dlc for mass effect 3 there will be no cat dlc. So you should really buy dog dlc.
Coming soon!
Can I pay additional 10$ so I get romance scene with the dog?
Also if I buy all dogs will I get an achievment?
Plz answer
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:19
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There is dog DLC. At least in the N7Edition anyways. I'm confused as to how the main poster is being funny?
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:20
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Is your thread suppose to be funny?!
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:28
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Hotdog3D wrote...
Tesclo wrote...
You want dog? You can has dog! For only $9.99 or 2357257123572538253 Bioware points you can choose between red dog or blue dog. Red dog will be red and sleep on the ship. Blue dog will also be red because... well the dlc was rushed so you get what you're given. Orange dog comes with collectors edition and is also red. Green dog is for poor people and costs $4.99 (2385471239875235 Bioware points) but he doesn't sleep on ship. He is duck taped to the side of ship and rides through space barking because it's kinda cold out there. You can buy dog house for green dog for an extra $4.99 (2385471239875235 Bioware points) and dog house will be duck taped to other side of the ship... green dog is also red.
This is an exciting time for Mass Effect 3 because now we have dogs. Buy dog today? Please buy dog... no seriously, if you don't buy dog dlc for mass effect 3 there will be no cat dlc. So you should really buy dog dlc.
Coming soon!
Can I pay additional 10$ so I get romance scene with the dog?
Also if I buy all dogs will I get an achievment?
Plz answer
Shepard won't do dog romance because Shepard's gran ma ma once told him don't pet fluffy that way or you'll get the hemroids. So now, even with green dog, you can't have romance. BUT if you have green dog and red dog then green dog can have romance with red dog and make purple dog which can eventually become super sayan dog
(additional 23859723598725 Bioware points)
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:39
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If you can't decide between the blue dog that is red, and the red dog that is red, can you get both? 
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:43
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Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...
That actually makes a lot of sense (regarding Bioware exploitation and the sale of this DLC...)
That said, like I stated before... ME3 won't be the game Bioware feels the pain from... it'll be their next titles. They've most certainly lost some clout from this... but not enough to stop most fans from finishing out the trilogy.
I don't get it why must people insist on posting TB's video when he has no evidence to support his case. Note proir examples of free Day 1 DLC don't count...why? They have nothing to do with this game nor how this game was developed.
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:50
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If you can't decide between the blue dog that is red, and the red dog that is red, can you get both?
Sometimes. You need to have origin installed which will check to see if you have the game installed then it will check to see if you are drunk and if you are drunk the computer will shut off and then you need to roll on the floor and sing happy birthday to the computer until the monitor turns back with an origin voice that sounds like a reaper singing along with you and then you need to lather yourself in peptobismol and go fishing at the kentucky derby. If done correctly, you may purchase blue dog and red dog.
Note: If you've done the above and still cannot purchase both blue and red dog dlc please contact support and ask for Peggy.
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:51
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Spittooned wrote...
Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...
That actually makes a lot of sense (regarding Bioware exploitation and the sale of this DLC...)
That said, like I stated before... ME3 won't be the game Bioware feels the pain from... it'll be their next titles. They've most certainly lost some clout from this... but not enough to stop most fans from finishing out the trilogy.
I don't get it why must people insist on posting TB's video when he has no evidence to support his case. Note proir examples of free Day 1 DLC don't count...why? They have nothing to do with this game nor how this game was developed.
//cough// Zaeeed DLC, Arc Projector, etc. //cough//
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 12:58
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dog comes with a mission to save his assembly line brothers and gain his loyalty
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Posté 29 février 2012 - 01:00
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Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...
Spittooned wrote...
Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...
That actually makes a lot of sense (regarding Bioware exploitation and the sale of this DLC...)
That said, like I stated before... ME3 won't be the game Bioware feels the pain from... it'll be their next titles. They've most certainly lost some clout from this... but not enough to stop most fans from finishing out the trilogy.
I don't get it why must people insist on posting TB's video when he has no evidence to support his case. Note proir examples of free Day 1 DLC don't count...why? They have nothing to do with this game nor how this game was developed.
//cough// Zaeeed DLC, Arc Projector, etc. //cough//
Didn't realize those DLCs had anything to do with the development of ME3, notice the 3.
