Me go first cuz me b OP
6 miles from Best Buy, Oregon
Nov 3rd 0615 hours.
The sun is still fast asleep in the horizon, a minor flow of traffic is rushing to work, or in some cases, taking their dear sweet time. One of the cars is standing still, hidden behind a ground level McDonalds sign. A black BMW with tinted windows reving its engine. A set of eyes obscured by a pair of sunglasses rest on the rear view mirror, looking for something. The passenger, whose eyes are obscured as well, is staring in the side mirror, drinking a Starbucks Coffee.
Driver: "You sure this is the road it'll come from? I swear if this is the wrong road you're gonna WALK to the store."
Passenger: "Course I'm sure, my contact is never incorrect."
Some time goes by and the first sunlight of the young day is starting to color the sky a soft blue, and then the BMWs driver reacts!
Driver: "THERE IT IS!"
The passenger spills the remainder of his coffee.
Passenger: "OH JEEZ! Get ready!"
The driver revs the engine, waiting untill they're sure it's the right truck.
It is.
A large blue logo on the side saying "BEST BUY" rolls past them.
Passenger: "GO GO GO!"
The driver floors it, leaving the rear tires kicking up grass, dirt, and rocks, before finally inching to the asfalt. As it catches on it accelerates quickly to keep up with the truck going down the free way. The passenger opens his window, the wind deafening him. He spots the truck in the clear, free of traffic.
Passenger: "Get right up on its ***!"
The driver shifts it into 5th and floors it, the engine roaring as it rushes up to the truck, and brakes right before ramming its rear. The passenger un fastens his seatbelt and climbs out the window, slowly and carefully. He sits on the window frame and nimbly climbs up on the cars roof, keeping low. He crawls down on the hood of the BMW and without hestitation jumps for the attached ladder on the side of the truck. He crouches down as the BMW backs off. Out of his jacket he pulls a crowbar, and sticks it in where the lock is.
It snaps with a single twist. That same second he reaches under to open it, but the huge door slides up on its own, startling him and almost sends him flying off of the back of the truck. Luckily for him the truck brakes softly as it drives up the exit. The passenger sees the Best Buy logo, it's time to move. He gets up from the floor in the truck and rushes to the first box he sees. He gets out a box cutter and expertly cuts it open. It's filled to the rim in Dragon Age: Origins copies. He picks one up and is about to hit his beeper, when he takes one last glance at it. The rim of the casing is GREEN! It's and Xbox copy!
"DAMNIT!"
He throws it out the rear of the truck and goes for another box. The truck is slowing down, better pick up the pace. He cuts box after box and it keeps being either PS3, or Xbox copies, untill he finally opens one and it has the wonderful look of a PC game to it. He hits his beeper and within seconds the BMW comes roaring from between two cars behind the truck and again gets right up close to the truck. But suddently a gunshot is heard and the BMWs left front tire is torn asunder by a shotgun. The BMW is forced off of the road.
"OH DOUBLE DAMNIT!"
The passenger reaches into his jacket and pulls out a small Glock pistol and carefully looks around the left side of the truck. The driver narrowly misses his face, tearing the side of the truck up instead. He is thinking of what to do when he realizes they've been going for awhile, and surely enough, the truck comes to a screeching halt, sending him flying into a bunch of opened and unopened boxes, making a glorious rain of shimmering plastic wrapped DAO copies of all types flying around him. He gets up and looks around the right side. It's a red light. He quickly jumps onto the ladder he grabbed onto earlier and climbs to the top of the truck, climbs along the top and gets to the driver. He loads the gun and jumps onto the trucks hood, which turns out to be alittle too steep, he slips. He grabs onto the edge of the hood and points the gun at the truck driver, who looks surprisingly alike to one of the Hungary teams members in Wardens Quest. What'd you expect after winning? He lifts his shotgun and fires it through his windshield, missing the passenger but planting a crippling wound in the trucks engine, making it stall and cut out. The passenger fires and creates a perfect tunnel through the unfortunate gamer/truckdriver's skull. He jumps down and runs to the road, throwing the gun away as he goes, and yells.
"TAXI!"
A yellow cab stops and he gets in.
"You go where sir?"
"Anywhere but here!"
"Dont know adress"
"DRIVE GOD DAMNIT!"
The cab driver pulls off of the curb and starts down the road. The passenger gets his cell phone and calls the driver.
Driver: "Yo, you got the goods?"
Passenger: "Have you ever experienced a time where I didn't?"
Driver: "Fantastic, we can get back to bed then, it's almost 8."
Passenger: "Right, how's the car?"
Driver: "Shifted the tire out, I'm on my way to you."
Passenger: "No need, me and the gam....driver, got into a little fight."
Driver: "Casualty?"
Passenger: "How could I refuse?"
Driver: "What do you mean?"
Passenger: "Let's just say I don't like Dutch people that much anymore."
Driver: "You crazy mother****er"
Passenger: "And a happy one too."
He looks down at his shimmering copy of DA:O. Now the true adventure begins.
Although he'd still wish the Pause and Play combat style was optional....
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