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A compilation of all the LOLworthy ME3 marketing quotes (updated)


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On one side I rage, then on the other side I think maybe there really is hope for another ending that isn't so bad.

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The trolls are out in force lately.

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ManyDeadCats wrote...


Found another one.

"This [ME3] is really the best place to start playing the Mass Effect series, this is the beginning, middle and end of the whole galactic war," - Casey Hudson

"The fundamentals of our economy are strong" - John McCain, September 2008


*sigh* for some reason whenever I read this I rage a little inside.

Modifié par Bigdoser, 01 mars 2012 - 06:21 .


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GBGriffin wrote...

AxisEvolve wrote...

Find the one about Mass Effect 3 being more "lighthearted" than ME2.


Still had it open in my browser window from last night:

http://www.craveonli...re-lighthearted 

Epic trolling, Bioware.

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darthnick427

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rage mood achieved....

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AxisEvolve wrote...

GBGriffin wrote...

AxisEvolve wrote...

Find the one about Mass Effect 3 being more "lighthearted" than ME2.


Still had it open in my browser window from last night:

http://www.craveonli...re-lighthearted 

Epic trolling, Bioware.


Ahaha I was about to post it. :wizard:

This made me facepalm quite a few times. Bioware are truly master of trolls 

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Hahaha, I would say that I love you for putting this together, but that would just be weird.

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Aetius5 wrote...

The trolls are out in force lately.


Please do not refer to BioWare staff in this way - see the new site rules & code of conduct.

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Ostagar2011 wrote...

Aetius5 wrote...

The trolls are out in force lately.


Please do not refer to BioWare staff in this way - see the new site rules & code of conduct.

:lol::lol::lol:

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Ostagar2011 wrote...

Aetius5 wrote...

The trolls are out in force lately.


Please do not refer to BioWare staff in this way - see the new site rules & code of conduct.


Isn't it talking about individual, not the group of people?

Just saying...:devil:

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that is a great thread

*mashes awesome button*

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dont forget the quote about ME3 having 40,000 lines of dialogue and 30-40 hrs of game play !!!!!!!1111

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Mr.House wrote...

Ostagar2011 wrote...

Aetius5 wrote...

The trolls are out in force lately.


Please do not refer to BioWare staff in this way - see the new site rules & code of conduct.

:lol::lol::lol:


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Favourite store on the CitadeI wrote...

dont forget the quote about ME3 having 40,000 lines of dialogue and 30-40 hrs of game play !!!!!!!1111


Yeah that confuses me. The space edition guy said he did a full playthrough with full war assets in 24 hours. 

Which one is correct? 

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

Favourite store on the CitadeI wrote...

dont forget the quote about ME3 having 40,000 lines of dialogue and 30-40 hrs of game play !!!!!!!1111


Yeah that confuses me. The space edition guy said he did a full playthrough with full war assets in 24 hours. 

Which one is correct? 

truthfully i expect the same length as da2 which for me was 22 hrs. GOING SLOW.

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Favourite store on the CitadeI wrote...

Sashimi_taco wrote...

Favourite store on the CitadeI wrote...

dont forget the quote about ME3 having 40,000 lines of dialogue and 30-40 hrs of game play !!!!!!!1111


Yeah that confuses me. The space edition guy said he did a full playthrough with full war assets in 24 hours. 

Which one is correct? 

truthfully i expect the same length as da2 which for me was 22 hrs. GOING SLOW.


That game feels like it goes on forever, and I still haven't finished... I wonder why...

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golyoscsapagy wrote...

What about people who actually like the endings and are not really into pixellated girls/boys/hermaphrodites?






 
Honestly, does it have to be a LI for you to care what happens to them? They are your squadmates. You have spent two games recruiting them, helping them sort out personal issues, etc. I don't have to romance Ashley or Liara to understand that turning them into broodmares is messed up. You don't have to romance Tali to understand it's messed up to know she'll die a slow death from starvation or a painful one from some infection.


It's okay if you like the endings. I think that is great. You've spent a lot of time and effort on this game and I am happy you're getting pay-off. We have spent a lot of the same time and effort. Some of us would rather not have space magic, harems, a choice between “Bad, Really bad, so-so bad and a little okay” and a planet brimming with the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Some of us just want a well-rounded ending that at least makes sense and offers some pay-off. You know, so we can like the endings, too.

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BeastMTL wrote...

Mike Gamble:

"We wouldn’t do it any other way. How could you go through all three campaigns playing as your Shepard and then be forced into a bespoke ending that everyone gets? But I can’t say any more than that…"


Ref: http://www.gamezone....fferent-endings

I think people in the Endings discussion would disagree!

edit: added link to source


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Seboist wrote...

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Sure explains a lot.

Why can't we have Drew back?!?

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You press a button and something AWESOME happens

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DarthCaine wrote...

You press a button and something AWESOME happens


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I still like the one about ME3 being more lighthearted then ME or ME2. Good job Bioware.

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You bunch of cynical whiners are condemning a game that you haven't even played yet because you read a bare-boned rough draft script and have seen only 3 out of the seven endings of the game, with no context to put them in, as a man on horizon once said.

"I'm done with you alliance types."

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xsdob wrote...

You bunch of cynical whiners are condemning a game that you haven't even played yet because you read a bare-boned rough draft script and have seen only 3 out of the seven endings of the game, with no context to put them in, as a man on horizon once said.

"I'm done with you alliance types."


I want to believe you, but other people have pirated copies now i think.

I don't know! I JUST DON'T KNOW! I WANT TO BELIEVE THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING! I DO!