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[wicked_being]

I like this thread. It gives me hope that things might not suck as much.

[jellobell]

To the people upthread who wanted confirmation on the Normandy being stranded:




Pics taken by Xio.

[jlb524]

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

[jellobell]

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

[Capeo]

jellobell wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

Actually I believe the Joker EDI scene happens in every ending so long as you readiness is high enough.  That's the perfect result for that variation, with the worst being the scene where the Normandy gets destroyed by the Christmas Space Beams.  

[jlb524]

 

Multiplayer optional LOL wrote...
In the best ending, Liara's going to have unprotected sex with the following people:

Tali, Garrus, Vega, Joker, VS, Engineer Adams, Gabby, Ken, Chakwas, Cortez & Samantha (grudgingly), Allers and every surviving red shirt crewmember. Yes, even the fat ugly ones.

Why is Sam doing it grudgingly?  She's the lesbian.

I think you mean Cortez. 

jellobell wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

Haha.

I should say, it's the only possible happy romance XD

[.shea.]

Capeo wrote...

jellobell wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

Actually I believe the Joker EDI scene happens in every ending so long as you readiness is high enough.  That's the perfect result for that variation, with the worst being the scene where the Normandy gets destroyed by the Christmas Space Beams.  

The destroy ending kills every synthetic in the galaxy, so EDI/geth only survive if you pick either 'merge' or 'control'.

[jellobell]

Capeo wrote...

jellobell wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

Actually I believe the Joker EDI scene happens in every ending so long as you readiness is high enough.  That's the perfect result for that variation, with the worst being the scene where the Normandy gets destroyed by the Christmas Space Beams.  

 God dammit. 

So wait, doesn't this invalidate Xio saying that the red beam the citadel shoots out destroys AI? 

[Capeo]

Chouan wrote...

Capeo wrote...

jellobell wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

Actually I believe the Joker EDI scene happens in every ending so long as you readiness is high enough.  That's the perfect result for that variation, with the worst being the scene where the Normandy gets destroyed by the Christmas Space Beams.  

The destroy ending kills every synthetic in the galaxy, so EDI/geth only survive if you pick either 'merge' or 'control'.

Quite true.  Good point.  I haven't looked at the chart in a while.  That would mean the best variation you get is Joker +2, which is Joker and the last two Squadmates you had with you I believe.  I think that's what the +2 are anyway.

[Capeo]

jellobell wrote...

Capeo wrote...

jellobell wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

In the end, the only happy romance is Joker/EDI.

Only in the Merge ending. The **** is going down in my playthrough. If I can't get a good ending, nobody can.

Actually I believe the Joker EDI scene happens in every ending so long as you readiness is high enough.  That's the perfect result for that variation, with the worst being the scene where the Normandy gets destroyed by the Christmas Space Beams.  

 God dammit. 

So wait, doesn't this invalidate Xio saying that the red beam the citadel shoots out destroys AI? 

Nope, you are correct.  I was wrong about that.  You can definetely deny Joker some cyborg sex 

[jlb524]

I guess it's:

Destroy: EDI dies, no Joker/EDI

Merge: best possible outcome for Joker/EDI romance...they can probably even procreate together now.

Control: if both survive, they can be together as AI and man.

See, your choices matter, people.

Modifié par jlb524, 02 mars 2012 - 05:30 .

[Jackal7713]

I wonder if the game will at least give a box of red shirts to hand out to everyone?

[jellobell]

Capeo wrote...
You can definetely deny Joker some cyborg sex 

And I don't even dislike Edi or Joker. SEE WHAT YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO, BIOWARE?

[Dariustwinblade]

I will kill EVERY ONE!!!!! In me3.

[Malevolence65]

Destroy ending coming up. That red beam is going to NTR Joker so hard.

[Acrylium]

I'm quite unsure if I just shoot Anderson in the back directly after the reaper attak. This could shorten time.

[Unit-Alpha]

Destroy is the way I will go when I get it. Screw Joker.

[ckriley]

KingDan97 wrote...

Shep: "I dunno. Marriage, old age, and a lot of little blue children?"

Bioware: "LOLNOPE!"

Seriously, I know this thread contributes nothing but I just loved that line, that idea that somewhere in the multiverse there's my Shep and Liara living happily for the rest of Shep's life.

I guess subscribing to the multiverse theory there's also a Mass Effect with an ending I'd enjoy watching and one where Shepard is just a massive Goldfish... Goddamnit Bioware.

  No deaus ex machina for you.  Sorry!

[Legendaryred]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"<- Darth Vader when he finished ME3.

[Sashimi_taco]

I just don't understand why they would put that line in there and make and ending where you can't be together.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Maybe they thought the only way for shepard's story to end was for her/him to be dead, but I have no idea why they would think that.

[Acrylium]

I belive they have just forgotten about that dialoge between Shepard and Liara or considered it as not important for the fans.

[jlb524]

Sashimi_taco wrote...

I just don't understand why they would put that line in there and make and ending where you can't be together.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Maybe they thought the only way for shepard's story to end was for her/him to be dead, but I have no idea why they would think that.

Well, there's a second response Shepard can give that's more pessimistic about their future.

That Shepard was right...'marriage/blue children' Shepard was wrong.

[Nayt Navare]

Honest to gosh, a happy ending with the LI's is all I really asked for. I understand Thane, and a few other hiccups, but, really.... This is kind of bull, to me.

[WeWant]

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Modifié par WeWant, 03 mars 2012 - 01:08 .

[N172]

ckriley wrote...

No deaus ex machina for you.  Sorry!

As far as I now there is some kind of inversed-deus ex machina involved when the normandy jumps away from shepard.