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[Darthnemesis2]

bobobo878 wrote...

The Minority wrote...
The enormous amount of text discouraged me from reading further than the 1st sentence.

Duh! Why do you think I added pictures?

The pictures helped. Thanks bo! 

[Merengues 1945]

I think i just better sleep with Mirandass or Liara or any other healty chic on galaxy ¬¬

[Kamagawa]

OR...
Don't do the 'embrace eternity' bit.

[The Minority]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

The Minority wrote...
The enormous amount of text discouraged me from reading further than the 1st sentence.

Duh! Why do you think I added pictures?

The pictures helped. Thanks bo! 

Pictures of stuff scare the living hell out of me.

[_Martyr_]

Easy enough: go oral.

Embrace et*chokes*

I'll probably get banned for this.

Modifié par _Martyr_, 01 mars 2012 - 10:50 .

[DiosMios]

It's unfortunate how many people dismiss your theory because it really is a well thought out, plausible alternative to Shepard dying idiotically post-coitus.

Furthermore, if this procedure were perfected, it would drastically change Asari society. The euphoric highs, power potential, and safety from other Ardat Yakshi would likely make it popular amongst groups like Eclipse as well as with the cultural elite. I'd be very interested in seeing the ramifications of such a drug.

[squidney2k1]

Sooooo....I ask Mordin for some sort of Super Condom?? o_O

[Arcadian Legend]

DiosMios wrote...

It's unfortunate how many people dismiss your theory because it really is a well thought out, plausible alternative to Shepard dying idiotically post-coitus.

Furthermore, if this procedure were perfected, it would drastically change Asari society. The euphoric highs, power potential, and safety from other Ardat Yakshi would likely make it popular amongst groups like Eclipse as well as with the cultural elite. I'd be very interested in seeing the ramifications of such a drug.

It'd be a golden age for the asari alright, if it weren't For the damn reapers. Damn you reapers! 

*runs up to reapers and hurls a sling of curses so foul that it'd make Zaeed and Wrex blush. The reapers leave the Milky Way, scared.*

[TonyTitan]

That first image......That's not the vinyl flooring in your house, is it????

[Deltateam Elcor]

Why do people waste their time with such elaborate explanations of things when they always leave something crucial out of the initial analyse?

Asari don't actually have sex, it is simply secondary to the melding, which is the entire problem, instead of only the initiator taking all the energy to meld, they instead/additionally take energy from the victim/willing person.

At the same time the person in that situation feels the full force of the asari mind, leaving them completely overloaded and brain dead.

Now the real problem here is that, this is all fiction so dont fret.

[Arcadian Legend]

TonyTitan wrote...

That first image......That's not the vinyl flooring in your house, is it????

Bo cannot answer questions at this time. He busy.

EDIT NVM

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 01 mars 2012 - 11:21 .

[ObserverStatus]

squidney2k1 wrote...

Sooooo....I ask Mordin for some sort of Super Condom?? o_O

No, you ask him to inject a serum derived from Morinth's brain extract directly into your skull.

[Conduit0]

I think I'll stick with Liara, Miranda, Tali, and Ashley... Hmm, come to think of it, I should probably stock up on Momentum (OTC), its going to be a loooong week.

Modifié par Conduit0, 01 mars 2012 - 11:12 .

[Mendelevosa]

I understand what you are saying, but still....

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 01 mars 2012 - 11:21 .

[Kilshrek]

bobobo878 wrote...

The Thessian medical association has already begun human testing, and a newly formulated version of the serum now causes brain tumors in thirty percent less patients studied!

My word this trial moved rather quickly!

What stage are we at? Nearly ready for full release? Imagine the possibilities of millions of "heterozygous" humans melding with Asari! Oh Morinth's plan for the genetic destiny will come true soon enough.

[squidney2k1]

bobobo878 wrote...

squidney2k1 wrote...

Sooooo....I ask Mordin for some sort of Super Condom?? o_O

No, you ask him to inject a serum derived from Morinth's brain extract directly into your skull.

Put it in a pill. Then he could market it during Citadel ads. :happy:

[TopBuzz99]

Oh! I patched my PC Renegade run and then I kinda, erm, killed Morinth w/ BioShepSex; sawrey

[ObserverStatus]

squidney2k1 wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

squidney2k1 wrote...
Sooooo....I ask Mordin for some sort of Super Condom?? o_O

No, you ask him to inject a serum derived from Morinth's brain extract directly into your skull.

Put it in a pill. Then he could market it during Citadel ads. :happy:

Shepard or Mordin?  "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite pathogen on the citadel!"

[sangy]

bobobo878 wrote...

Did you know that there is a way for Commander Shepard to survive having sex with Morinth?  It’s true.  All he needs is a serum prepared by Dr. Solus derived from Morinth’s brain extract.  I have the science to prove it. Please consider the following:

Ardat-Yakshi Disease (AYD) is caused by a prion, a misfolded protein capable of replicating itself by “flipping” healthy versions of the telepathic bonding safety protein (TBSP).  The AYD particle is fundamentally similar to the ones that cause Creutzfeldt - Jakob disease, and  Kuru, in humans.






However, unlike the protein affected by Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, TBSP is only necessary for safely merging minds, not for structure.  So although it inhibits the sufferer's ability to properly form telepathic bonds, it does not cause mental dystrophy.  TBSP is part of an elaborate safety mechanism inside the neurons of an asari’s brain which help to prevent them from completely overpowering their mate’s nervous system and hemorrhaging their brains.  However, the ardat-yakshi are immune to these effects. Having the same ability to dominate the minds of their mates, two ardat-yakshi melding minds are said to be able to use their mind control abilities to restrain one another from causing any permanent damage, and receiving euphoric highs in the process.

In humans, most prion diseases have a sporadic form, acquired form, and an inheritable form.  Mutations of the prion protein gene (PNRP) are thought to be the primary cause of the inheritable form, the acquired form is caused by contact with contaminated nerve tissue, and the cause of the sporadic form is currently unknown.

Morinth was born with the inheritable form of AYD, as a result of her lineage as a pure blood asari.  However, AYD has an acquired form as well.  In primitive asari cultures, ardat-yakshi were worshipped as goddesses.  However,
upon the deaths of their goddess queens, their chosen successors have been known to ritualistically consume their brains.  After consumption of the infected tissue, the AYD particles multiply in the asari’s body, and convert all of her normal telepathic bonding proteins causing them to develop the acquired form of AYD.







That is where this gets interesting, it turns out that human and asari biology are similar enough for humans to become infected with the acquired form of AYD.  Although a human can never truly become an ardat-yakshi, it will give them some of their key characteristics.  Because they are not asari, humans infected with AYD particles will still not be able to form telepathic bonds with non-asari, and thus could still safely mate with non-asari. However, if an asari chooses to form a bond with an infected human, all other characteristics will still apply. The infected human will seize control of the Asari’s brain across the bond she formed, killing her if she is not an ardat-yakshi herself, but if she is an ardat-yakshi, both will survive.  If a human were inoculated with a serum concocted from AYD particles extracted from an ardat-yakshi’s brain tissue, then while this human would forfeit the ability to safely mate with any normal asari, they would gain the ability to mate with ardat-yakshi safely.

Most people probably would not choose to have such a procedure carried out, but if a human were to meet an ardat-yakshi who they cared for, this may be a worthwhile procedure. Thoughts?

Is she really worth it? 

[Dominus]

Is she really worth it?

Yes.

OR...Don't do the 'embrace eternity' bit.

This. Mating is not required to have a healthy, long-lasting relationship. Are you with morinth for her, or for the snu-snu?

[Maria Caliban]

bobobo878 wrote...

Did you know that there is a way for Commander Shepard to survive having sex with Morinth?  It’s true.  All he needs is a serum prepared by Dr. Solus derived from Morinth’s brain extract.  I have the science to prove it. Please consider the following:

Ardat-Yakshi Disease (AYD) is caused by a prion, a misfolded protein capable of replicating itself by “flipping” healthy versions of the telepathic bonding safety protein (TBSP).  The AYD particle is fundamentally similar to the ones that cause Creutzfeldt - Jakob disease, and  Kuru, in humans.



%20http://prion.systemsbiology.net/images/poster/prion_pathology_figure_1.jpg


However, unlike the protein affected by Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, TBSP is only necessary for safely merging minds, not for structure.  So although it inhibits the sufferer's ability to properly form telepathic bonds, it does not cause mental dystrophy.  TBSP is part of an elaborate safety mechanism inside the neurons of an asari’s brain which help to prevent them from completely overpowering their mate’s nervous system and hemorrhaging their brains.  However, the ardat-yakshi are immune to these effects. Having the same ability to dominate the minds of their mates, two ardat-yakshi melding minds are said to be able to use their mind control abilities to restrain one another from causing any permanent damage, and receiving euphoric highs in the process.

In humans, most prion diseases have a sporadic form, acquired form, and an inheritable form.  Mutations of the prion protein gene (PNRP) are thought to be the primary cause of the inheritable form, the acquired form is caused by contact with contaminated nerve tissue, and the cause of the sporadic form is currently unknown.

Morinth was born with the inheritable form of AYD, as a result of her lineage as a pure blood asari.  However, AYD has an acquired form as well.  In primitive asari cultures, ardat-yakshi were worshipped as goddesses.  However,
upon the deaths of their goddess queens, their chosen successors have been known to ritualistically consume their brains.  After consumption of the infected tissue, the AYD particles multiply in the asari’s body, and convert all of her normal telepathic bonding proteins causing them to develop the acquired form of AYD.



%20http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Prion_replication.png/800px-Prion_replication.png



That is where this gets interesting, it turns out that human and asari biology are similar enough for humans to become infected with the acquired form of AYD.  Although a human can never truly become an ardat-yakshi, it will give them some of their key characteristics.  Because they are not asari, humans infected with AYD particles will still not be able to form telepathic bonds with non-asari, and thus could still safely mate with non-asari. However, if an asari chooses to form a bond with an infected human, all other characteristics will still apply. The infected human will seize control of the Asari’s brain across the bond she formed, killing her if she is not an ardat-yakshi herself, but if she is an ardat-yakshi, both will survive.  If a human were inoculated with a serum concocted from AYD particles extracted from an ardat-yakshi’s brain tissue, then while this human would forfeit the ability to safely mate with any normal asari, they would gain the ability to mate with ardat-yakshi safely.

Most people probably would not choose to have such a procedure carried out, but if a human were to meet an ardat-yakshi who they cared for, this may be a worthwhile procedure. Thoughts?

I may have climaxed while reading this.

[HiddenKING]

Hawt.

[Captian Cornhole]

Will this work with my cat?

Modifié par Captian Cornhole, 02 mars 2012 - 04:06 .