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[THEE_DEATHMASTER]

A condom around the brain would help. But not the head.

Modifié par THEE_DEATHMASTER, 02 mars 2012 - 04:08 .

[JMShelton]

So Mordin gives you an infected needle just you can have some fun with the chick who tried to fry your brain? Interesting.

[myxxmasta]

or she can take it up the ***

[AtreiyaN7]

While I wouldn't want to hook up with Morinth, personally, I found the explanation quite fascinating and would actually buy this as a possibility (given the real prion-based diseases).

[RonnyB]

Captian Cornhole wrote...

Will this work with my cat?

I shouldn't have... but I lol'd.

[Rykn]

Don't you hate it when people just can't get into the lore of the universe? Or they could be trolling.... I can never tell.

[android654]

Spardan wrote...


All that effort to sleep with one asari. i stick to liara thank you

Except this one is interesting.

[CaptainZaysh]

Despite your interesting hypothesis, Bobobo, I'm not sure if the mind-melding kind of sex could ever not be fatal.

However, I am hopeful that she could suck my d**k without killing me.  She's not Ardat-Yakshi in the mouth, right?

Modifié par CaptainZaysh, 02 mars 2012 - 04:47 .

[TexasToast712]

*Tries to read and comprehend the science of the post.*

*Head explodes*

[FlashedMyDrive]

Except the disease was never stated to be caused by a prion.

[D.Kain]

bobobo878 wrote...

However, the ardat-yakshi are immune to these effects. Having the same ability to dominate the minds of their mates, two ardat-yakshi melding minds are said to be able to use their mind control abilities to restrain one another from causing any permanent damage, and receiving euphoric highs in the process.

So they can have kids, and they are the genetic destiny of the asari right?

[What a Succulent Ass]

Getting Tali Sweat vibes from this thread.

[Mr. Gogeta34]

The real way to survive with Morinth:
 

[CaptainZaysh]

They are the genetic destiny of the asari because, once 99% of the alien population has been seduced into giving birth to asari children instead of the children of their own species, the ardat yakshi will exterminate the remainder.

[D.Kain]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

So they can have kids, and they are the genetic destiny of the asari right?

lol, I should have known you would show up. I bet something went ping! in your brain as soon as bo made a topic about Morinth:P

But seriously, Morinth is more like a friend to my Shepard, because I don't like inter-spiecies romances. But I think it would be cool if she got together with her sister, if you know what I mean. Because then they could both survive. 

Of course that would be tripple incest because It's AsarixAsari, which is looked down upon, and they are two sisters, and they are both products of incest Ardat-Yakshi. But I don't care, I just want them to be happy. 

[devil_foetus]

Take an antibiotic beforehand.

[D.Kain]

 Guys OMG! I just received a revalation!

Check it out!!!

Morinth: "I am the genetic destiny of the asari, yet they are not ready to reveal it."

That makes so much sense! 

Bare with me now. Earlier:

cos1ne wrote...

Okay, as I'm playing the game, I think that the galaxies biggest threat isn't the Rachni or the Krogan or the Geth or even the Reapers.....

It's the Asari!

Think about it Asari all ready have a seat on the council so can distract the other races from their master plan, that is complete genocide and galactic domination.

I say this by looking at the breeding habits of Asari, they most likely reproduce by parthenogenesis and thus this "getting DNA from the father" is probably at best a philosophical idea and at worse a fabrication to perpetuate the idea that Asari are mostly benign. Also there is great social stigma from Asari creating "purebloods" why is this? Surely it can't be because "no new DNA enters the genepool" because scientifically this doesn't make sense. No the reason purebloods are looked down upon is because Asari want to eliminate all other intelligent races from the galaxy.

Now this is a long-term plan, most likely conceived by Matriarchs long gone but it's actually very simple. Every mate an Asari selects commits to raising her children and likely will only mate with her. Thus ensuring that the Asari's mate does not reproduce genetic offspring, netting the Asari a larger population while at the same time shrinking the population of it's competitor species.

Now because Asari are so long lived they can do this multiple times, spreading exponentially across the galaxy. The only species even remotely capable of this amount of fecundity were the Rachni and the Krogan....and we of course know what side the Asari were on those conflict. Outright eliminating the Rachni and effectively castrating the Krogan. All so that they can reign supreme in the galaxy.

Now you may all call me crazy, and think that just because Liara is cute and you got it on with the Consort that the Asari are nothing but a friendly sexy race, think again. They are slowly depopulating the galaxy of intelligent non-Asari life, and we must all band together to eliminate this stain from the galaxy.

So what do you guys think of my theory? It seems Cerberus isn't the only organization hell bent on single-species domination

 

And though Ardat-Yakshi are superior to Asari, and have stronger biotic abileties and minds, asari are not ready to reveal that yet and advance into the new genetic age, because then they won't be able to dominate the galaxy, since they won't be able to meld with other species, and if they try to kill them, then a war will start!

bobobo878 wrote...

However, the ardat-yakshi are immune to these effects. Having the same ability to dominate the minds of their mates, two ardat-yakshi melding minds are said to be able to use their mind control abilities to restrain one another from causing any permanent damage, and receiving euphoric highs in the process. 

Which means they can reproduce!
So much sense! :wizard::wizard:

Modifié par D.Kain, 02 mars 2012 - 05:15 .

[What a Succulent Ass]

This must be how the BSN achieved its lovely reputation.

[android654]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

This must be how the BSN achieved its lovely reputation.

The sweat thread wasn't trolling, though.

There's a thread about sweat?

[D.Kain]

Guys lol, the whole truth about the Ardat-yakshi has been revealed, and you are talking about sweat! =)