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How to survive sleeping with Morinth. (Profound scientific truth inside!)


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#101
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android654 wrote...

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This must be how the BSN achieved its lovely reputation.


The sweat thread wasn't trolling, though.


There's a thread about sweat?


http://social.biowar...ndex/4786509/70 

5 posts down. Enjoy.

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BiO_MaN wrote...

What has science done?

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#103
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android654 wrote...

There's a thread about sweat?


ho ho ho, oh yes.

A Tali fan made a chemical determination of what Tali's sweat would taste like.


And D, sorry.:P

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Is she really worth it?  Image IPB

duh, she's Mass Effect's desire demon, of course she's worth it.

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So if other asari eat morinth burgers they'll become ardat-yakshi too?

The AYD prions are damned hard to kill, if you cooked the morinth burgers hot enough that they wouldn't turn into ardat yakshi, their wouldn't be much burger left.

Modifié par bobobo878, 02 mars 2012 - 05:30 .


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Much easier to simply kill her and then pull some necrophilia.

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

android654 wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Random Jerkface wrote...

This must be how the BSN achieved its lovely reputation.


The sweat thread wasn't trolling, though.


There's a thread about sweat?


http://social.biowar...ndex/4786509/70 

5 posts down. Enjoy.


I'm speechless.

#107
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Or you could just use a blindfold, gag and some handcuffs...

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 @bobobo878
Thank you for this awesome thread! <3

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ODST 3 wrote...

Much easier to simply kill her and then pull some necrophilia.

That's your solution to everything.

And by the way, my car is still making that squeaking noise when I break.

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Except the disease was never stated to be caused by a prion.

Yeah it is, didn't you read the OP? I must have stated that it is caused by a prion half a dozen times.

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Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

http://social.biowar...ndex/4786509/70 

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I like how everyone else is like "cool" and no one says "wtf dude?"

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bobobo878 wrote...

Yeah it is, didn't you read the OP? I must have stated that it is caused by a prion half a dozen times.


In-universe proof, please.

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BiO_MaN wrote...

I approve!

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This guy has nothing on Woody.

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

Yeah it is, didn't you read the OP? I must have stated that it is caused by a prion half a dozen times.


In-universe proof, please.

takes yoo long to set up the video capture equipment, I'll do it over the weekend.

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Actually, the best option would be to isolate the section of their brain responsible for forming the mind-link (most likely the prefrontal cortex, Asari medical databases would probably have some info on it) and then:

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Modifié par Xerxes52, 02 mars 2012 - 05:37 .


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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut wrote...

http://social.biowar...ndex/4786509/70 

5 posts down. Enjoy.


I like how everyone else is like "cool" and no one says "wtf dude?"


Also how everyone in that thread just goes about their business like "yup, wall of text with diagrams about getting high of licking space waifu, just another day in the Tali thread."

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Xerxes52 wrote...

Actually, the best option would be to isolate the section of their brain responsible for forming the mind-link (most likely the prefrontal cortex, Asari medical databases would probably have some info on it) and then:


Phineas Cage!

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Xerxes52 wrote...

Actually, the best option would be to isolate the section of their brain responsible for forming the mind-link (most likely the prefrontal cortex, Asari medical databases would probably have some info on it) and then:

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What? That's madness, how is Shepard supposed to have sex with her then?

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Maria Caliban wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

Much easier to simply kill her and then pull some necrophilia.

That's your solution to everything.

And by the way, my car is still making that squeaking noise when I break.

Sorry, honey. I'll get right on that, no charge.

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I love you.

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Lasiewicz wrote...

That or Shep could just ask for a hand job.


Or something besides a hand. :whistle:

@bo Good job with the OP. Now go off and write that fanfic! :kissing:

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bobobo878 wrote...

Xerxes52 wrote...

Actually, the best option would be to isolate the section of their brain responsible for forming the mind-link (most likely the prefrontal cortex, Asari medical databases would probably have some info on it) and then:

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What? That's madness, how is Shepard supposed to have sex with her then?


Well, considering a transorbital lobotomy usually isn't fatal (unless you really screw it up), the normal way?

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Phineas Cage!


Same idea, just not with a giant metal rod going straight through the skull.

Modifié par Xerxes52, 02 mars 2012 - 05:56 .


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bobobo878 wrote...

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Most people probably would not choose to have such a procedure carried out, but if a human were to meet an ardat-yakshi who they cared for, this may be a worthwhile procedure. Thoughts?


bo..lay off the drugs. As your e-friend I beg you to seek help.

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bobobo878 wrote...

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Better idea: Just do it in the rear.


Dude, what part of this is so hard to understand?

bobobo878 wrote...
Having the same ability to dominate the
minds of their mates, two ardat-yakshi melding minds are said to be able
to use their mind control abilities to restrain one another from
causing any permanent damage, and receiving euphoric highs in the
process.


Oh I read that part. I'm saying, instead of doing all this mind meld, just do it in the rear.

Yay booty stuff!

:o

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two ardat-yakshi melding minds are said to be able to use their mind control abilities to restrain one another from causing any permanent damage, and receiving euphoric highs in the process.


Who said that?