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[Fat Headed Wolf]

Alright ladies and gentlemens, I have got myself a beer and I'm gonna try to read through this again. And, start....

Okay, we got the beginning there, not to formidable... Getting kinda science-y in here, now... What the hell is a prion? Some sort of bad guy from "Tron" or "Firefly"? I don't underst---

Oh, my god look! My beer is bubbling! So pretty!

What was I doing?

[ObserverStatus]

Esbatty wrote...

Mordin: Alright, Commander its appears the serum is so far successful. Now you're, as they say, "good to go". But on the off chance that Science fails you, I'll have a body retrieval team on stand-by. Good -ah- luck.

*a few minutes and an overly long elevator ride later*

Morinth: I don't - I don't feel anything. Why are you still breathing?
Shepard: Yes, you were rather breathtaking but I ... was fantastic.
Morinth: I don't understand.
Shepard: Yeah, Mordin hooked me up with some serum based on some tissues samples he took off of you when you came on board. Anywho, you wanna go for round 2?
Morinth: Eugh, no. I have ... a headache.
Shepard: The Consort, Shiala, Liara... they all said the same thing afterwards. I blew your mind.
Morinth: Whatever. Get out.

ha! I think you just won.

[MaleQuariansFTW]

Dellago wrote...

Mind melding is what kills them. The simple work around is to STICK IT IN HER POOPER.

I would pay so much money to see that cutscene.

"Shepard, you are so strong, I know this won't hur-WHAT THE F***!!!"

[Moonshadow_Dark]

Dellago wrote...

Mind melding is what kills them. The simple work around is to STICK IT IN HER POOPER.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

[Esbatty]

bobobo878 wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Mordin: Alright, Commander its appears the serum is so far successful. Now you're, as they say, "good to go". But on the off chance that Science fails you, I'll have a body retrieval team on stand-by. Good -ah- luck.

*a few minutes and an overly long elevator ride later*

Morinth: I don't - I don't feel anything. Why are you still breathing?
Shepard: Yes, you were rather breathtaking but I ... was fantastic.
Morinth: I don't understand.
Shepard: Yeah, Mordin hooked me up with some serum based on some tissues samples he took off of you when you came on board. Anywho, you wanna go for round 2?
Morinth: Eugh, no. I have ... a headache.
Shepard: The Consort, Shiala, Liara... they all said the same thing afterwards. I blew your mind.
Morinth: Whatever. Get out.

ha! I think you just won.

*bows to Sensei*

Inspired by your deep, deep work.

[Raxxman]

D.Kain wrote...

Raxxman wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

jreezy wrote...

This bobobo guy is awesome.

Yes, but occasionally confusing to talk with.  I probably just don't have the right vibe for understanding.

Not a lot to understand, it's all gibberish half-logic based on a massive number of unbased/made up assumptions, and a somewhat poor understanding of neural disease treatment.

Tell us the truth!

No way near enough information to even get close to a working hypothsis.

For a start we don't even know what happens during linkups. It's almost definitely going to go under biotics, which is about as close to saying a 'wizard did it' as it can get. Biotics apparently control dark energy by Eezo nodules within their body; an effect occuring from in utero exposure to element zero. We have no real life analogue to Eezo and can't relate any of dark energy effects to anything.

Causings peoples brains to bleed could be a number of causes, usually increased pressure in the brain, it could be due to increased heat produced during mating, or it could be kinetic bleed; we know bioitcs can manipulate matter. Frankly it could be anything physical or metaphysical and not biological in anyway. We simply don't know.

Personally I think it's just homage to scanners and the head explosion scene in it.

Point is you can't challenge/disprove any of this because there's nothing to prove it either, it's entirely theory.

One thing I will say is injecting serum from a xenobiotic species is inherently dangerous. Yes I'm going to use wikipedia, but no it's not how I know about serum sickness http://en.wikipedia..../Serum_sickness

I'm not trying to be a kill joy, but talking about theoreticals in absolutes is a real bugbear of mine.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

[quote]Dellago wrote...

Mind melding is what kills them. The simple work around is to STICK IT IN HER POOPER.[/quote]


[/quote]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa....

Let's get to the real topic here, alright?

What color do you think Asari poop is? Like blue?  Or maybe spinach green like a baby? Or as red as the sands of mars? Maybe it's like that digimon poop--all pink and swirly. Like cotton candy toothpaste--stinky, cotton-candy toothpaste. 

[ObserverStatus]

ColdRiver wrote...

Get a life Bronie.

I have two problems with this statement.

1. It's not "Bronie"  brony is singular, bronies is plural.
2. This is my life. It always will be, there's nothing else.  Just us, and the computers, and those wonderful forumites out there in the dark.

Modifié par bobobo878, 02 mars 2012 - 07:45 .

[Inquisitor Recon]

bobobo878 wrote...
2. This is my life. It always will be, there's nothing else.  Just us, and the computers, and those wonderful formites out there in the dark.

Then your fate is sealed... take him away to be executed...

[ObserverStatus]

ReconTeam wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
2. This is my life. It always will be, there's nothing else.  Just us, and the computers, and those wonderful formites out there in the dark.

Then your fate is sealed... take him away to be executed...

Allright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup.

[Moonshadow_Dark]

ReconTeam wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
2. This is my life. It always will be, there's nothing else.  Just us, and the computers, and those wonderful formites out there in the dark.

Then your fate is sealed... take him away to be executed...

Boy, don't make us send you to the Moon.

[ObserverStatus]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...
You DO know he's trolling, right?

I'm not trolling, why would I be? I think I am a transformational figure.  I think I am trying to effect a change so large that the people who would be hurt by the change, those who haven't accepted the new way of thinking about Mass Effect's plotline, have a natural reaction...

[Fat Headed Wolf]

bobobo878 wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...
You DO know he's trolling, right?

I'm not trolling, why would I be? I think I am a transformational figure.  I think I am trying to effect a change so large that the people who would be hurt by the change, those who haven't accepted the new way of thinking about Mass Effect's plotline, have a natural reaction...

The charisma! It seeps!!! This is like "Heaven's Gate" all over again!!!

I'M CHANGING!!!!!!

Do you want me to put on my Nike's now, sir? 

[ObserverStatus]

Mendelevosa wrote...

 

you should read it, it will make you smart like me.

[TornadoADV]

My brain just fugging exploded.

[Gabriel S.]

You know, you could always just put a bag on her head.

[ObserverStatus]

Raxxman wrote...
Not a lot to understand, it's all gibberish half-logic based on a massive number of unbased/made up assumptions, and a somewhat poor understanding of neural disease treatment.

I'm sorry, I wish I could show you the leaked codex entries I got this from, but I have already accepted payment from Bioware not to release them.

[Inquisitor Recon]

bobobo878 wrote...
I'm sorry, I wish I could show you the leaked codex entries I got this from, but I have already accepted payment from Bioware not to release them.

Seems legit.

[ColdRiver]

bobobo878 wrote...

ColdRiver wrote...

Get a life Bronie.

I have two problems with this statement.

1. It's not "Bronie"  brony is singular, bronies is plural.
2. This is my life. It always will be, there's nothing else.  Just us, and the computers, and those wonderful forumites out there in the dark.

The virgin just oozes out of your pockets with the rest of your spaghetti.

[ObserverStatus]

ColdRiver wrote...
The virgin just oozes out of your pockets with the rest of your spaghetti.

Not for long!  I didn't get any in ME1 or 2 but Morinth and me were meant to be. 

[Deltateam Elcor]

I think it should be illegal to spread misinformed hypothesis, even verging on disinformation.

You should be happy that society hasnt gone down the technocracy route just yet, .

[ObserverStatus]

Deltateam Elcor wrote...
I think it should be illegal to spread misinformed hypothesis, even verging on disinformation.
You should be happy that society hasnt gone down the technocracy route just yet, .

Why should I?  If it weren't for all those idiotic posts full of disinformation out there, they wouldn't be as much of a distraction from my posts.  I think it's tragic that people are allowed to post threads full of disinformation, and in turn distract these poor souls from the intellectually stimulating experience of posting on my threads.

[Ecmoose]

Read title as "Sleeping With Mordin"

Now I'm dissapoint.

[Arch1eviathan]

Bo, marry me!