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[Lawless7225]

Shepard: "Let's get up there, someone needs my boot in their ****!

[Grim Intent]

jamiekas wrote...

Mordin and Shepard conversation regarding relationships with Tali. Lol.

Even better than that, the conversation Mordin has with you accusing you of hitting on him if you choose not to have a romance up to that point. Or when Mordin sings Gilbert and Sullivan.

Priceless...

[Jerjud45]

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

[Mahrac]

I have a shotgun

[ChuckNorris18]

"We're going to need a bigger gun..."
Option for Shepard when you see the Thorian.

[Sbri]

Well the Collectors killed you once, and all it did was ****** you off.

[Bandit monkey]

Grunt: Go away asari sl*t.

Grunt: I AM KROGAN

Modifié par Bandit monkey, 02 mars 2012 - 08:10 .

[Butcher_of_Torfan]

Because its a big, stupid jellyfish

[joe1852]

Butcher_of_Torfan wrote...

Because its a big, stupid jellyfish

lol mark meer delivers this so perfectly

[Sargerus]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL Oo_oO

[Sylvara]

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."

[Han Shot First]

Best Quote from Mass Effect

Second Best Quote

Modifié par Han Shot First, 02 mars 2012 - 08:24 .

[The Makatak]

 www.youtube.com/watch

[Han Shot First]

The Makatak wrote...

 www.youtube.com/watch

That has one of the funniest lines in the entire series....


Merc: I've got nothing more to say to you. :

:::::Shepard pushes merc out of the window:::::

Shepard: How about 'goodbye?'

[mopotter]

It's what i do. - Shepard to the Batarian Plague Victim ME2 i use this at work and home, no one gets it.

i also liked "I'd rather drink acid after chewing on a razor blade" - Fem Shepard to Hawkin ME1

[Blitz099]

the renegade speach to the assari fish seller in the citadel to get a discount is gold



that and the "Its a bomb, run" Line in thanes loyalty mission XD

[SidNitzerglobin]

amaltheaelanor wrote...

Garrus: “A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight.”
Shepherd: “What IS a good place to have a fight?”
Garrus: “Gardens… electronic shops… antique stores, but only if they're classy."

I heart Garrus.

This was the other one that's stood out for me on my current playthrough.  Garrus' delivery is awesome.

Modifié par SidNitzerglobin, 02 mars 2012 - 08:32 .

[Han Shot First]

I also love the line Shepard has when asked how he feels by Dr Chakwas, after being knocked out by the Prothean beacon...

"Like the morning after shore leave."



Something about comparing the experience to a bad hangover just struck me as funny.

[Gterror]

youtube.com/watch 

[wolfsite]

FemShep:  "You Say that like I give a dam..... that's Cute."

---------
Liara Recruitment Mission:

Joker: ETA in eight minutes

Squad mate:  That's not much margin for error"

Wrex:  "If I die in Here I'll Kill him!"

[GuyWithFace]

War... war never changes.


Ohwait.

[ApplesauceBandit]

1. I should go
2. HOLD THE LINE
3. Shepard/Wrex
4. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
5. Ah, yes Reapers.

[Arppis]

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! SEND YOUR FLEET IN!"
-Udina