279 réponses à ce sujet

[Comm1Shepard]

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations

[Balmung31]

Oh GOD, those Blasto clips !

And that Garrus hospital stuff is gold!

Modifié par Balmung31, 02 mars 2012 - 08:50 .

[Dr. rotinaj]

Shepard:"Time's running short. Now I'm gonna go punch this mountain into space"

[Balmung31]

Boobin the Elcor: "(Bad-assfully) Funny, I heard the same thing about you."

I'm...gonna need a minute...need to compose myself...(snicker)

Modifié par Balmung31, 02 mars 2012 - 08:56 .

[Balmung31]

Boobin the Elcor: "(Bad-assfully) Dammit. 




I'm just three...




solar...




days...





...from retirement."




(sigh)

Bioware, you DO know you're gonna kill me with things like this, don't you?  I won't be able to BREATHE because I'll be laughing so much.

Modifié par Balmung31, 02 mars 2012 - 09:03 .

[CrazyCatDude]

Garrus: "Can't we just take him to Omega and buy him a few dances?"

[Zannana]

Looter: "Will you shoot us?"
Sheppard: "If I have to...Do I have to?"

[Epsilon330]

"I'm not going to die from an infection in the middle of a battle, that's just insulting"
Reegar FTW.

[Moondoggie]

"Trapped inside a Reaper....Could be worse...Don't know how but...I guess it could be full of rats"

"I swear to god i didn't touch anything!"

And whenever Biotic God says "fear me!" i laugh. The way he says it is classic

Modifié par Moondoggie, 02 mars 2012 - 09:15 .

[obie191970]

 Kenneth - "We're off to kick the Collectors right in their daddy-bags." 

Anytime Shepard does something crazy and someone remarks, "Damn, you've got a quad!"

Game salesman -" I wish the made role-playing games the way they used to.  These days are all about 'big choices' and visceral combat.'  I miss those old games where you had to remember to drink water and it took five hours real time to fly somewhere."

Niftu - "Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!"

[Legion64]

"I should go."

[CrazyCatDude]

obie191970 wrote...

Anytime Shepard does something crazy and someone remarks, "Damn, you've got a quad!"

Even funnier if it's FemShep

[The Tesla Effect]

"Pre-Order Canceled!"

[The Enforcer OS]

Where do I begin?

Wrex: "You trying to make me cry, Shepard?"
Wrex: "Your ignorance doesn't bother me, Shepard"
Chora's Den Krogan Patron: "I got business here, but not with you!"
Inamorda: "Stop poking me, Stupid Mammal"
Shepard > Thorian: "This ... could be ... problematic"

+ Sovereign's introductory lines >> Epic

[DaJe]

Anything Sovereign says.

[TexasToast712]

 "We fight or we die. Thats the plan."

*troll face*

Modifié par TexasToast712, 02 mars 2012 - 09:19 .

[The Enforcer OS]

Oh and a view more classy ones





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pTutmvUwIg

[Georilla]

Gatatog Uvenk: Too far, Wrex! Your clan may rule, but this thing is not krogan.
...
Urdnot Wrex:... Idiot.

[kleindropper]

Garrus on Grunt's initiation: "Can't we just take him to Omega and buy him a couple of dances?"

[Favourite store on the CitadeI]

i was an adventurer like you once, then i took an arrow to the--

oh wait never mind

[Han Shot First]

Grunt: I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face!

[Klijpope]

Kaiden: "Then we're going to need a bigger boot."

Only works if you get the reference though.

[Arppis]

Han Shot First wrote...

Grunt: I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face!

It's why I love warrior class. It's honest and no need to go behind people's backs.

[Junker4ce]

"It's just a BIG STUPID JELLYFISH"