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[NeoVassal]

Ballz Noble wrote...

Doc shows up in his Delorean,

Doc: Shepard.we have to go back to the future...it's your kids...gotta do something about your kids!!!
Shepard: What's wrong with my kids?
Doc: They are BLUE!!! (picks up a combustion manifold)

Mass Effect: 4

You just made my night and my sides hurt.

[Ravenmyste]

Aesieru wrote...

THREAD ENDED

nope this is how you enda thread....

End of the line................

[SovereignWillReturn]

NeoVassal wrote...

Ballz Noble wrote...

Doc shows up in his Delorean,

Doc: Shepard.we have to go back to the future...it's your kids...gotta do something about your kids!!!
Shepard: What's wrong with my kids?
Doc: They are BLUE!!! (picks up a combustion manifold)

Mass Effect: 4

You just made my night and my sides hurt.

The plot was written by M. Night Shalamallama. and the time hole wrecked by the horror of the script was fixed by the doctor

Now it all makes sense.

[fresh101]

how about this:
in the end you find out that space hamster from ME2, is actually mastermind behind reapers, and then you realized that you could finish everything in ME2 just by breaking his neck???

is that good one????

[Butcher_of_Torfan]

The Emperor of Man appears out of warp space with His legions, to recover John Shepard, the last of the missing primarchs, so he may take his rightful place at his Father's side, leading his chapter of the Adeptus Astartes which Shepard dubs the Cerberus Marines.

Paragon Shepard joins his father in declaring Exterminatus against the Reapers and other lesser, vile aliens of the Milky Way galaxy. Horus, Leman Russ and Sanguiness join as Squad Mates. Alicia Dominica as a LI

Renegade Shepard accepts Slaanesh's offer to become a demon prince, and his champion. Slaanesh grants Shepard the power to bend the reapers to his will, and the entire Asari race as his concubines. Uses relays to open a new Eye of Terror. As his reaper fleet spreads Chaos throughout the milky way, Shepard resides on his throne on earth, committing unspeakable acts with asari and hanar, while drinking quarian tears from Tali's helmet.

[SovereignWillReturn]

Butcher_of_Torfan wrote...

The Emperor of Man appears out of warp space with His legions, to recover John Shepard, the last of the missing primarchs, so he may take his rightful place at his Father's side, leading his chapter of the Adeptus Astartes which Shepard dubs the Cerberus Marines.

Paragon Shepard joins his father in declaring Exterminatus against the Reapers and other lesser, vile aliens of the Milky Way galaxy. Horus, Leman Russ and Sanguiness join as Squad Mates. Alicia Dominica as a LI

Renegade Shepard accepts Slaanesh's offer to become a demon prince, and his champion. Slaanesh grants Shepard the power to bend the reapers to his will, and the entire Asari race as his concubines. Uses relays to open a new Eye of Terror. As his reaper fleet spreads Chaos throughout the milky way, Shepard resides on his throne on earth, committing unspeakable acts with asari and hanar, while drinking quarian tears from Tali's helmet.

This. This so much. Made my night

[Hexedcoder]

Butcher_of_Torfan wrote...

The Emperor of Man appears out of warp space with His legions, to recover John Shepard, the last of the missing primarchs, so he may take his rightful place at his Father's side, leading his chapter of the Adeptus Astartes which Shepard dubs the Cerberus Marines.

Paragon Shepard joins his father in declaring Exterminatus against the Reapers and other lesser, vile aliens of the Milky Way galaxy. Horus, Leman Russ and Sanguiness join as Squad Mates. Alicia Dominica as a LI

Renegade Shepard accepts Slaanesh's offer to become a demon prince, and his champion. Slaanesh grants Shepard the power to bend the reapers to his will, and the entire Asari race as his concubines. Uses relays to open a new Eye of Terror. As his reaper fleet spreads Chaos throughout the milky way, Shepard resides on his throne on earth, committing unspeakable acts with asari and hanar, while drinking quarian tears from Tali's helmet.

No....You need to read...The Tales of the Emprasque! Especially if you want to know the ending to that setting.



It was posted on /tg first so I probably can't post the text, but you can google.

[fresh101]

Butcher_of_Torfan wrote...

The Emperor of Man appears out of warp space with His legions, to recover John Shepard, the last of the missing primarchs, so he may take his rightful place at his Father's side, leading his chapter of the Adeptus Astartes which Shepard dubs the Cerberus Marines.

Paragon Shepard joins his father in declaring Exterminatus against the Reapers and other lesser, vile aliens of the Milky Way galaxy. Horus, Leman Russ and Sanguiness join as Squad Mates. Alicia Dominica as a LI

Renegade Shepard accepts Slaanesh's offer to become a demon prince, and his champion. Slaanesh grants Shepard the power to bend the reapers to his will, and the entire Asari race as his concubines. Uses relays to open a new Eye of Terror. As his reaper fleet spreads Chaos throughout the milky way, Shepard resides on his throne on earth, committing unspeakable acts with asari and hanar, while drinking quarian tears from Tali's helmet.

OMG that was hilarous, LOOOOL so hard, bravo sir, bravo

[Butcher_of_Torfan]

Glad i could amuse some fellow 40k fans. If you're going to go GrimDark, you might as well do it right

I'll def google that Hexedcoder. Sounds interesting

[Homebound]

Shepard is actually a psychward patient who, after a series of great loses such as his/her colony being destroyed by batarian pirates as a child and his/her squad being devoured on akuze by thresher maws, finally broke down into a deep and unshakeable coma after the lose of private jenkins in the first 3minutes of the first game.

all of this has been a giant metaphor for his/her recovery.

Modifié par Hellbound555, 05 mars 2012 - 05:09 .

[dw99027]

You have to get Admiral Adama in there somehow.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Oh god. I could already see this becoming a meme....

*facepalms*

[Hexxys]

More ridiculous?

Hrm... Yeah I got nothin'.

I would love to see universes cross over though. Right in the middle of the battle for Earth, space marines start pouring through a inter-dimensional rift to get the job done! Titan vs Reaper

[Cowards Mercy]

Far Fetch hmmmm.....Okay how about this: The events in ME2 and ME3 were all visions of the furture Shaira saw after screwing shep. With the knowledge she now possesses she was able to tell Shep what correct choices to make which explains why he survived a suicide mission with no casualties. Then Acension happens but instead of destorying the relay we let the reapers come trhough.......THEN blow up the relay with a giant piece of rock thus destroying the reaper threat in one big boom. ME3 Never happened and its just a game being played by Caboose from RvB 40 years after shep dies of really old age and the rights to his story were sold and twisted around.

[Chuvvy]

Reapers challenge Shepard to a Space Jam.

[Allworkandlowpay]

Shepard finds a ring created by the Reapers. He must venture forth to the magmatic world it was forged and drop it into it's largest active volcano. Doing so will, for some reason, kill all the reapers.

He then has a massive orgy with the entire squad.

[Cowards Mercy]

Allworkandlowpay wrote...

Shepard finds a ring created by the Reapers. He must venture forth to the magmatic world it was forged and drop it into it's largest active volcano. Doing so will, for some reason, kill all the reapers.

He then has a massive orgy with the entire squad.

Wait does that include that chef who gives me the creeps and Chawa? 

[Big I]

No Shepard, YOU are the Reapers.

And then Shepard was the Reapers.

[Comrade Goby]

Butcher_of_Torfan wrote...

The Emperor of Man appears out of warp space with His legions, to recover John Shepard, the last of the missing primarchs, so he may take his rightful place at his Father's side, leading his chapter of the Adeptus Astartes which Shepard dubs the Cerberus Marines.

Paragon Shepard joins his father in declaring Exterminatus against the Reapers and other lesser, vile aliens of the Milky Way galaxy. Horus, Leman Russ and Sanguiness join as Squad Mates. Alicia Dominica as a LI

Renegade Shepard accepts Slaanesh's offer to become a demon prince, and his champion. Slaanesh grants Shepard the power to bend the reapers to his will, and the entire Asari race as his concubines. Uses relays to open a new Eye of Terror. As his reaper fleet spreads Chaos throughout the milky way, Shepard resides on his throne on earth, committing unspeakable acts with asari and hanar, while drinking quarian tears from Tali's helmet.

Now that would be a game worth paying for.

[SovereignWillReturn]

Comrade Goby wrote...

Butcher_of_Torfan wrote...

The Emperor of Man appears out of warp space with His legions, to recover John Shepard, the last of the missing primarchs, so he may take his rightful place at his Father's side, leading his chapter of the Adeptus Astartes which Shepard dubs the Cerberus Marines.

Paragon Shepard joins his father in declaring Exterminatus against the Reapers and other lesser, vile aliens of the Milky Way galaxy. Horus, Leman Russ and Sanguiness join as Squad Mates. Alicia Dominica as a LI

Renegade Shepard accepts Slaanesh's offer to become a demon prince, and his champion. Slaanesh grants Shepard the power to bend the reapers to his will, and the entire Asari race as his concubines. Uses relays to open a new Eye of Terror. As his reaper fleet spreads Chaos throughout the milky way, Shepard resides on his throne on earth, committing unspeakable acts with asari and hanar, while drinking quarian tears from Tali's helmet.

Now that would be a game worth paying for.

I would pay 200 Dolla, for all of this\\

Except all the Primarchs are DLC extras, according to EA. Hah

[Tazzmission]

 paragon ending


shepard merges with the reapers allowing the normandy and crew to escape, and during there escape every mass relay blows up,

normandy makes it back alive to earth and the crew realizes shepard is dead


three days later a memorial is held wich includes the human alliance, the citadel council, all galactic species,


the normandy crew mourns over there fallen commander and they part seperate ways


the camera slowy moves down to show shepards name on the grave stone with sam hulicks spectre theme playing

end credits

[ratsneck00]

Shep gets abducted by aliens.

Reactions form crew and friends is mixed between, "OH MAH GAWD!" and "Wait... what?".

[BlackFriar]

A storm comes in and causes the gate at a ranch to open, letting horses and foals run away. Barbie must track down the foals and horses through 3 parts of 3 different settings: the forest, the mountains, and the beach. There is an average of three foals plus one horse that can be found at the end of the section. In the 2nd part of the section, a missing horse will be found by someone else, and Barbie must race them.


I figure if we're stealing game endings, may aswell take this game and make it an ending...    It makes about as much sense as stealing Deus Ex.   And unless you've been around a 6-year-old-girl-gamer, you probably wouldn't notice the blatent plot-rip off...

[AkiKishi]

Shepard fuses with the crucible and becomes a giant battle robot/human hybrid and comences to kick and punch the Reapers out of existence.

[SovereignWillReturn]

BobSmith101 wrote...

Shepard fuses with the crucible and becomes a giant battle robot/human hybrid and comences to kick and punch the Reapers out of existence.

SUPER GALAXY HEAVEN-PIERCING GURREN LAGANN!

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