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[MrChowderClam]

Post them!

Shep VI (next to garrus in the citadel):


"Don't touch that" (on surkesh)

Modifié par MrChowderClam, 06 mars 2012 - 01:45 .

[AlphaJarmel]

Javik has some really great lines. He's such a douchebag that it's really amusing.

[Charsi]

Till now I find Javik very funny

Javik: Amusing, Asari have finaly mastered writing!
Liara: I'm sorry?


Javik: This has been... amusing
Shepard: Oh?
Javik: To discovery the most primitive races of my time now rule the galaxy. The asari, the humans, the turians...
Liara: There's also the salarians.
Javik: The lizard people evolved?
Liara: I beleive they're amphibian.
Javik: They use to eat flies

[Vikali]

Anytime Javik opens his mouth.

[OriginalTibs]

...the flies die off the walls.

(said to be from an ancient Attic-Ionian bit of graffitti inscribed at Delphi, which translates 'When he opens his mouth the flies die off the walls")

[Dresden867]

I think the one that really made me cackle was the Cerberus guys on Mars realizing that it was, in fact, Shepard coming for them.

[Galadh]

Wrex: "Let's just say scalpels were never meant to cut where he cut".

[Pinkflu]

(On seeing the escaped Yahg on Sur'Kesh)

Shep: Look out, there goes the next Shadow Broker!
Garrus: I could have sworn I heard him muttering 'T'Soni' the whole time.
Liara: NOT FUNNY.

[Jake Boone]

mordin sings something like "asari-vorcha offspring are allergic to dairy". I butcher we he said but it was great.

[Arokel]

EDI says that she only forgets to recycle the ship's oxygen if she finds something really interesting.

Shep has the most horrified look on his face!

And then EDI, of course, says "that was a joke"

[Arokel]

Charsi wrote...

Till now I find Javik very funny

Javik: Amusing, Asari have finaly mastered writing!
Liara: I'm sorry?


Javik: This has been... amusing
Shepard: Oh?
Javik: To discovery the most primitive races of my time now rule the galaxy. The asari, the humans, the turians...
Liara: There's also the salarians.
Javik: The lizard people evolved?
Liara: I beleive they're amphibian.
Javik: They use to eat flies

About 6 hours in and definetly my favorite so far. 

[Om3r7a]

"I am Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite place on the citidel!"

Actually, the whole exchange with Garrus in that scene was brilliant. He's had a lot of good lines so far.

[goofyomnivore]

Yeah Garrus and Shep shooting the bottles is my favorite so far. Mordin in the mako thingy with Wrex being chased by the Thresher Maw was hilarious too.

[TehShizno]

"Garrus is in the weapons rooom. He said something about calibrations."

[FreezaSama]

Charsi wrote...

Javik: This has been... amusing
Shepard: Oh?
Javik: To discovery the most primitive races of my time now rule the galaxy. The asari, the humans, the turians...
Liara: There's also the salarians.
Javik: The lizard people evolved?
Liara: I beleive they're amphibian.
Javik: They use to eat flies

YES! That cracked me up so hard.

[Baal Sagoth]

While technically it's not a line, but resolving problem with human client wanting a cash return and conclusion when I heard how much money that thing was worth made me laugh. 3 freakin years, guy is stubborn.

[TudorWolf]

Javik talking about Joker, huge shout out to the forums here lol:

"Your 'Joker' pilot pilot insisted I refer to myself as "Prothy the Prothean. I insisted I will throw him out the airlock"

(something like that). I laughed so much at that

[Abirn]

Not so much dialog but the whole conrad scene cracked me up.


Forgot  the shepard VI,

and "I've had enough of you're tabloid journalism" 

"I don't have the best track record with reporters (understatment of the year"
"When the krogan name a thresher maw you know your in trouble. 

Modifié par Abirn, 06 mars 2012 - 09:06 .

[deimosmasque]

Not necessarily funny but when it happened it was unexpected and cool.

Vega to marines I bought a round for: "Here's to us!"
Marines: "Who's like us?"
Renegade Interrupt "Damn Few!"
Vega: And their all dead!"

[MrChowderClam]

TehShizno wrote...

"Garrus is in the weapons rooom. He said something about calibrations."

[MrChowderClam]

Tesclo wrote...

The funniest thing I've seen is when shepard drinks too much he passed out and woke up on the couch next to Aria and she just looks at him. No dialogue but funny as hell.

LOL YES! Her eyes... she is judging you so hard.

Also, bad jokes:

[Juniper Mucius]

TehShizno wrote...

"Garrus is in the weapons rooom. He said something about calibrations."

Shepard: Yeah, that sounds like Garrus.

I was wondering if anyone posted up this line!

[Tigerjunky]

Kind of off topic but i downloaded the day one DLC.. when does the missions become available for you to do?

[TehShizno]

MrChowderClam wrote...

TehShizno wrote...

"Garrus is in the weapons rooom. He said something about calibrations."

When I went to him first time he actually said:
"Nothing relaxes me more than calibrating a big gun."
Or something like that I love him!