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[Sharkey1337]

Tigerjunky wrote...

Kind of off topic but i downloaded the day one DLC.. when does the missions become available for you to do?

After Mars, pretty much as soon as you get to use the Galaxy Map.

[Karrie788]

Jack (not sure if it's the exact quote, I play it in French): "Shepard, everybody knows you can't dance!"

[Tazzmission]

jack prevents herself from swearing in the shuttle and joker mocks her for being a teacher


she tells the kids to cover there ears and she says joker and you get the idea

[TheWang]

I'm laughing at the banter between Vega and Cortez on the cargo deck, I chuckled a bit!

[Aren19]

Right now, my favorite funny quote would have to be from EDI. I can't really remember it exactly, but it went something like "I only forget to release the oxygen when I'm in deep thought" Then Shepherd gives her a scared look, and she says her famous four words, "That was a joke."

[Gexora]

My favorite one so far is Joker's priceless "Well, I'll just be here, flying this ship". Cracked me up.Though there are many good lines and banters, like Jack-Joker and Vega-CortezAlso? This: 

Aren19 wrote...

Right now, my favorite funny quote would have to be from EDI. I can't really remember it exactly, but it went something like "I only forget to release the oxygen when I'm in deep thought" Then Shepherd gives her a scared look, and she says her famous four words, "That was a joke."

(it was "something really unique" btw)

[Karrie788]

"Can this wait? We're in the middle of a battleground."

Right after reuniting with Garrus. Nice touch.

[Utrabob]

The best part wasn't technically a line, and i dont wanna spoil it for anyone, simply check up on garus just as the last mission starts and see what you find, lets just say its not just shepherd whos hooking up with the crew.

Garrus: "this isent what it looks like"

i laughed for an hour.

[MrChowderClam]

Utrabob wrote...

The best part wasn't technically a line, and i dont wanna spoil it for anyone, simply check up on garus just as the last mission starts and see what you find, lets just say its not just shepherd whos hooking up with the crew.

Garrus: "this isent what it looks like"

i laughed for an hour.

:3. Not romancing him first time just to see it XD

Also, "I'm Garrus Vakarian and This is my Favorite Spot on the Citadel"

 :3

Modifié par MrChowderClam, 07 mars 2012 - 05:50 .

[MPSai]

Tazzmission wrote...

jack prevents herself from swearing in the shuttle and joker mocks her for being a teacher


she tells the kids to cover there ears and she says joker and you get the idea

That was cracking me up too. "Screw you fu- .. flight attendant." 

[MKGDX]

Mordin: *sigh* Would've liked to run tests on the seashells

And the Jack/Joker exchange after "Kids, cover your ears"

[Dizzy473]

Utrabob wrote...

The best part wasn't technically a line, and i dont wanna spoil it for anyone, simply check up on garus just as the last mission starts and see what you find, lets just say its not just shepherd whos hooking up with the crew.

Garrus: "this isent what it looks like"

i laughed for an hour.

Same conversation but the closing line from Garrus "You're mean.........and I'm ok with that".  Of course this convo might depend on who maleshep romanced.

[CROAT_56]

anywhere Bioware decided to pick on us Calibrations for example

[ebrodje]

Funniest by a looong shot by me

Shep- Thats a straw tali
Tali - Emergency Induction Port!

[IronSabbath88]

Wrex on Sur Kesh is hilarious. Especially the Salarian's faces during his dialogue.

[CROAT_56]

I also like the whole don't touch that button conversation

[CMcInnis]

Conrad Verner's apology for accusing you of pointing a gun in his face if you didn't actually do that had me rolling on the floor.

[HopHazzard]

On Tuchanka:

Wrex: Get to the hammer, Shepard!
Shepard: There's a reaper in my way, Wrex!
Wrex: You have all the fun.

[Valikdu]

Jack: Hey EDI, now you look like a sex-bot instead of a sex toy.

[daftPirate]

Little side mission involving finding a heating unit to stabilize a Salarian clutch, come back later and hear the Salarian say:

What's that, Sister? You think we should name the first of the clutch after the one who helped? That sounds like a wonderful idea!

The next game can be about Salarian Shepard XD.

[Sajuro]

When Javik talks to the asari,hanar, and turian on the citadel and Shepard compliments him.
Javik: Shepard is a good soldier too, for a human.
Shepard:.....
Javik: who used to live in caves
Shepard: o.O

The two crew members debating whether the Mako or Hammerhead was better, sounded like Bioware just looked through the threads for the dialogue.

[HopHazzard]

It wasn't laugh out loud funny, but before boarding the geth dreadnought, Kaidan and Tali had a rather amusing nerdy argument about whose omnitool was better.

[SolidnOld]

 (Shepard to Hanar working with the reapers). You big.... Stupid.... Jellyfish!
(Turian leader). Garrus said something about some calibrations?  (shepard) that sounds like Garrus
(Said by both Jack and  to Garrus). We all know you can't dance
(Wrex) let's just say he got a tissue sample where needles aren't supposed to go
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The lines aren't exactly right but they're close enough

[Sajuro]

Not a line, but when you learn that Conrad Verner did a dissertation in Dark Energy and he has a doctorates.

[ZinvBeta]

On Tuchanka when Wrex and Mordin are trying to outrun the mother Thresher Maw in the truck...

Mordin: Thresher Maw is getting closer!
Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!
Mordin: Metal in truck excellent source of iron for Maw's diet.

I laughed so hard, there were tears in my eyes.