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[psychocandy]

talking to EDI about taking joker on a "date" to the pictures

[Abirn]

Sajuro wrote...

Not a line, but when you learn that Conrad Verner did a dissertation in Dark Energy and he has a doctorates.

Ya, I had to read that twice,  Like Wait what?


also    "Legion did the geth believe you when you told them about the reapers return?"

"of course"

"Must be nice"

[MPSai]

Sajuro wrote...

Not a line, but when you learn that Conrad Verner did a dissertation in Dark Energy and he has a doctorates.

I kept clicking on him after that, and they have a little conversation where Shepard tries to justify how we went from using weapons that cool down in ME1 to thermal clips in ME2 and Conrad just keeps pointing out how it makes no sense and sounds like a step backwards. Shepard even says something like "Well they had to remove the cool down mechinisms to make room for the thermal clips" 

[MadCat221]

Solus on his retirement...

SOLUS: "Walk on beach, collect seashells."
SHEPARD: "You'd go crazy within an hour."
(beat)
SOLUS: "Might run tests on seashells."

Modifié par MadCat221, 08 mars 2012 - 12:34 .

[ZinvBeta]

Shepard and Garrus on top of the Presidium.

Shepard: Wanna take a dip in the pool?
Garrus: *Looks over the edge* Clearly you've never seen a Turian swim before. It's a lot of flailing and splashing... with occasional bouts of... drowning...

[Abirn]

The whole scene with Ashley having a hangover.

"Might be a good time to test the fire alarm system"
" I'll pay you a million credits not to"
"I could have joker sing over the intercom"
"I hate you"

[Dresden867]

"I don't need luck. I have ammo!"

[GuyWithFace]

Garrus: What's the first thing a human general says to his troops on a battlefield?
Joker: Uhhh... I give up.
Garrus: Correct.

[Kiltman]

Everything Javik says about the other races is pretty good
"The lizard people evolved?, last time I saw them they were eating flies" or something like that.

[dabull1014]

Refund guy and his 15 credits made me laugh out loud. Haven't seen Conrad yet, but that sounds hilarious!

[TeamLexana]

I just walked in on Vega and Garrus swaping stories in the mess hall and the whole convo was awesome. I like Vega but Garrus totally won, lol.

[Sargerus]

Grunt: "I dont need luck. I have ammo"

BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

[HaiknEdge]

Grunt: "Who needs luck? I have ammo."

[MrChowderClam]

Lol when garrus says "lieutenant bastard Kai leng" hehe

[Naltair]

So many funny lines, I really love the drunk Tali scene tho.

[Jake Boone]

 After Sanctuary, Tali goes to the bar and gets drunk. absolutely hilarious

here is a youtube video of the entire conversation:
 

here's to you, you genetically perfect, cerberus cheerleader Bosh'tet.

Modifié par Jake Boone, 08 mars 2012 - 09:44 .

[MrChowderClam]

Lol if you go down to see prothy when tali is drunk you get some funny dialog

[SomeKindaEnigma]

Bring James and Liara along on From Ashes mission, and James eggs Liara on about being a "paleontologist" who digs up dinosaurs. Liara corrects him and explains, until she figures out he was egging her on, to which he responds "I just like dinosaurs".

Idk why, maybe it was the way he said it, but it was hilarious.

[Pentinor]

Talking to joker after the thresher maw takes down the reaper and he says all they need now is a gun that shoots thresher maws and edi looks at you like she thinks he's serious...It made me lol...oh and finding garrus and tali at the end before heading back to earth...that was awesome.

[AresXX7]

I got a kick out of the convo between Liara & Aethyta, when she wouldn't let it go that Liara was a quarter Krogan.
I also loved the "Well, you're too old for a pony" line, in regards to giving her some Asari commandos.
Not to mention her comment about Benezia's 'rack'.



Edit: spelling error(s)

Modifié par AresXX7, 08 mars 2012 - 03:16 .

[Aeowyn]

AresXX7 wrote...

I got a kick out of the convo between Liara & Aethyta, when she wouldn't let it go that Liara was a quarter Krogan.
I also loved the "Well, you're too old for a pony" line, in regards to giving her some Asari commandos.
Not to mention her comment about Benezia's 'rack'.



Edit: spelling error(s)

Where do you meet Aethyta?

[MrChowderClam]

Aeowyn wrote...

Where do you meet Aethyta?

Before you do the Priority: Citadel Quest, she is in the bar at the cafe, near where Liara is sitting.

[7hundergod]

"Stealth systems online, now the only way we can be detected is if the crew starts singing the Russian National Anthem." - Joker
Gotta love the movie version of The Hunt for Red October reference

[Sakura_Leigh]

I'm not that far in yet but already I'm loving the lighter moments in ME:3

Joker: "Do you seriously think that if I knew EDI was going to install herself into a sexy robot body, I'd be able to keep quiet about it! Look at that! *photoframe with fingers* I'd have baked a cake!"

James "Hey...I just like Dinosaurs...
Most of James squad banter is hilarious

Not nessesarily a line, but I loved how irked and snippy my femshep was when she had to pretend to be a hostage during part of the Aria mission

Shepard: "Not the best start to our friendship, Narl!"
Narl: "He's coming! Put your hands behind your back, try to look like I've beat you up or somthing!"
Shepard: *shakes head* This better be on the up and up!

and

Vorcha: Commander Shepard, want you to know, your head will be hood ordament on my personal shuttle!"

[kalamity116]

GuyWithFace wrote...

Garrus: What's the first thing a human general says to his troops on a battlefield?
Joker: Uhhh... I give up.
Garrus: Correct.

LOL