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[humes spork]

"Watch out, there goes the next Shadow Broker" cracked me up. So did "they licked their eyeballs".

And, in regards to EDI's "resignation letter" to Cerberus:

EDI: That was...
Shep: ...a joke?
EDI: ...yes...

[Ochre]

That whole little video that Shepard watched in the Cerberus base about EDI and her explicit images:

Cerberus Scientist:  After our last attempt, EDI flooded our server with seven zettabytes of explicit images. I think she was making a joke.
Illusive Man: It doesn't make jokes, Doctor.
Shepard: Seven zettabytes?
EDI: Most of it was Jeff's.  That was...
Shepard: A joke-I know.  And thank you.

That just made me giggle.

[Femmefatality07]

EDI: "Sometimes I forget to recyle the oxygen on the ship." (Something like that.)
Shepard: *Nothing but a horrid look on her face*
EDI: "That was a joke."

Vega: "...and you fill out a uniform like it's nobody's buisness."
Shepard: "Nice try."

Tali: "Emergency Induction Port-thingy."
She was drunk. Hilarious how she kept referring to the straw.

[WarBaby2]

Jack: "Hey EDI! Nice body... now you look like a sexbot rather then a sextoy."

Joker: "Ok, another one: What's it called when a Turian is killed by a horrible, spiked moster"
Garrus: "Friendly fire - come on! This one goes as far back as Shanxi!"

Wrex about women... can't really remebr the whole conversation, though...^^

Modifié par WarBaby2, 11 mars 2012 - 11:57 .

[MrChowderClam]

Ochre wrote...

That whole little video that Shepard watched in the Cerberus base about EDI and her explicit images:

Cerberus Scientist:  After our last attempt, EDI flooded our server with seven zettabytes of explicit images. I think she was making a joke.
Illusive Man: It doesn't make jokes, Doctor.
Shepard: Seven zettabytes?
EDI: Most of it was Jeff's.  That was...
Shepard: A joke-I know.  And thank you.

That just made me giggle.

I lol'd at that one too. EDI is the best 
:3 

[MrChowderClam]

WarBaby2 wrote...

Jack: "Hey EDI! Nice body... now you look like a sexbot rather then a sextoy."

LOL. I didn't get that dialogue, but that's a good one.

[Kwom Masbag]

Shepard asking EDI if she had any daddy issues that he needed to know about before flying to the Cerberus base. *chuckles* Pretty much anytime Bioware made a joke about discussions that went on on here.

[Sanguine]

I cant remember it exactly, but when Shep is walking the damaged space tube and Joker is all "hurry up, we're not exactly invisible"

and Shep is like "Geth dont have windows, remember? structural weakness"

[archiev1976]

I found Garrus and Legion discussion about calibrations absolutely hilarious
not 100% accurate dialogue, but it's basically like:

Legion: We have determined that we could calibrate weapons .32% more accurate
Garrus: Sure you can't squeeze out .34%?
Garrus: Watch this. What's your calculations say now Legion?
Legion: Calibrations have been made .43% more accurate. How did you do that?
Garrus: I always like to hold something back for the emergencies

[Major Swift]

Joker asking liara if her "hair tentacles" move lol oh and garrus over the intercom with tali lol
Garrus: believe it or not but this damn gun still needs calibrating

[Bullseye_Sally]

I loved listening to drunk Tali on the Normandy after you do the Miranda mission lol

[Bambusbar]

Jack saying that Shep can't dance.
Joker about the StealthDrive active an the russian Anthem thing (Hunt for Red October)
And again Joker about the "No Window in Geth ships" thing .. made me laugh really hard

[seirhart]

my favorite part is with mordin with either wrex or wreav driving and being chased by the queen of all thresher maws. Mordin says this and I laughed

Alarmed but exited

[Major Swift]

Oh and when javik was talking to tali over the intercom, almost forgot lol
Javik: Quarians were considered beautiful even in my cycle, pity no one can appreciate it now..... except perhaps the Commander?
Tali: how do you know about that?
Javik: (laughs)

[JordaJ320]

If you bring Javik to surkesh and talk to wrex they have a conversation where wrex says he will be eating the salarian soldiers liver and javik says that they were a delacy in his time and the salarian just stares at him with this worried look. it cracked me up

[Filby08]

Mordin: "Iron in truck great supplment for Threasher maw's diet !"

In the monastary
Shepard: "I heard something!"
Garrus: "That was me...sorry..."

Conrad Verner and the thermal clip conversation.

All of Tali's drunk lines. Especially with Javik.

All in all there was alot of great dialogue in this game. I actually felt like my squaddies were apart of what I was doing, instead of just hanging out behind Shepard.

[Alexius]

The "I don't need luck, I have ammo" one is golden.
Also:
Jacob: She wants to name the baby Shepard. I'll talk her out of it, no offense.

Ashley: You are a crappy commander...
Shepard: ...
Ashley: ... ma'am.

[Alexius]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Probably one of the best semi-serious, absolutely hilarious lines in the game.

*Shep enters Illusive Man's room, sits down*

*Illusive Man appears in ...hologram-thingy*

TIM: "You're in my chair!"

I laughed at that one, even though I can't tell if it was because I was getting nervous or because it was actually funny, given the context...

[Major Swift]

^ I laughed so hard when TIM said that and I even had the feeling it was coming lol

[Filby08]

Two seconds before she when she sat down I actually said "Oohh she's in Tim's chair!"

[10 Steps Back]

Nothing specific but I love EDI's casual attempts at acting organic.

[utdan]

Apologies for butchering the lines but;

Shepard talking to EDI about trans-humans: Im part synthetic, am i a real human?
EDI: That... would be telling.

Shepard to Garrus after the 'favourite spot on the Citadel' line: "Yeah you never know when the bottles will revolt, thank god you're here to save us."

"Conrad, i'm gathering every race in the galaxy to build a gigantic dark energy death machine to destroy the reapers, can you help with that?" cue me and Shep staring in shocked amazement.

Shepards subtle bitterness when he finds out the geth believed Legion straight away.

Joker: Does jack have a swear jar? cause if you empty that out we could buy a new cruiser.

Modifié par whoISthatgirl, 13 mars 2012 - 02:36 .

[Alexius]

Jack: Kids, cover your ears. Hey, Joker, f... *end of scene*