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[Warp92]

ebrodje wrote...

Funniest by a looong shot by me

Shep- Thats a straw tali
Tali - Emergency Induction Port!

This.

[phyreblade74]

Paraphrased from memory, so probably butchered beyond all measure, sorry,

Wrex: Oh our females are very tough, fight hard. But they want to talk about things. A lot.
Shepard: You know, we sometimes have some pretty good ideas. It's a good idea to listen to them.
Wrex: Well, yea, but they have so MANY ideas. After a while, I only pretend to listen.

[10 Steps Back]

Okay so I just visited a friend, you see I played ME1 and ME2 on Xbox but when I moved I kinda placed my Xbox somewhere in the new storage room and never got around to finding it so now I have ME2 (another one) and ME3 on PS3. So my friend has the Xbox version and damn I missed a hell of an awesome moment.

I was laughing my ass off when Conrad went for the slo-mo take a bullet for Shepard moment.

[Felene]

Wrex: I prefer my salarian liver serve raw.
*Random Salarian looks angry.*
Javik: He's correct, it is a delicacy in my circle.
*Random Salarian looks even more angry.*

[New Generation]

Drunk Ashley = Priceless

[Sakura_Leigh]

Just  thought of another one. Its when Joker and EDI are in purgatory and thier paying a "Hot or Not" type game

EDI: OK, your turn. Councillor Tevos
Joker: Hot, but points off for attitude
EDI: Shi'ira the Consort
Joker: Er...Hot, I guess?...can you stop this your creeping me out!
EDI: Dalatrass Linron
Joker: EW!

And during the run to summon the thresher maw

"Wrex: Shepard get your *** moving"
Shepard: THERES A REAPER IN MY WAY WREX!!!

Jennifer Hales delivery was spot on!

[Swisspease]

AlphaJarmel wrote...

Javik has some really great lines. He's such a douchebag that it's really amusing.

I had him around alot of the time because he would come out with the funniest things

[Ainyan42]

Most of the between-character conversations were absolutely priceless. Here's one I particularly liked:

[cardboardarmor]

STEEEEVE!

[Fame-KIllz]

"Lots of speculation for everyone!"

-Mac Walters

[TheGunslinger]

The drunken Tali scene, it was pure gold.

Oh! And EDI's joke which scared the living hell out of Shepard!

[cndman]

EDI: "Joker says having me withing visual range is important to his moral"

had me lol'n

[MrChowderClam]

Ainyan42 wrote...

Most of the between-character conversations were absolutely priceless. Here's one I particularly liked:

LOL. "And a bit thristy." "Aaaand just like that, the magic is gone"

priceless

[Ochre]

Heh, in the scene where Shep catches Tali and Garrus, this a great little exchange.

Tali: What do you mean to come back to? This is just a fling Vakarian.  I'm using you for your body.
Garrus: You're so mean ...and I'm ok with that.

www.youtube.com/watch

[Mara Shep]

Bump, as this thread cheers my mood .

Wrex: Garrus… I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he’s funny.

Garrus: Imagine how I feel. I’m supposed to hate krogan, but you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.

Wrex: I could throw a few salarians off a cliff if it’ll make you feel better.

****

Joke: Well, let me know if you want me to get them on the channel and then hang up on them. You know, for old time’s sake.

[Simpfan]

"Emergency induction port"
"Uh Tali, thats a straw"
"Emergency....induction...port"

And the entire Blasto 6 ad

[Greed1914]

Javik kills me.  It's really my humor.

I also loved the Hunt for Red October reference. 

The Blasto ad was killer.  I think I'd actually pay to see that movie. 

And finally, the Emerrrgency Induction Port.  I didn't know it was possible for me to like Tali more than I already did.

Modifié par Greed1914, 18 mars 2012 - 05:29 .

[Nykara]

Galadh wrote...

Wrex: "Let's just say scalpels were never meant to cut where he cut".

I loved that!

[Simpfan]

Nykara wrote...

Galadh wrote...

Wrex: "Let's just say scalpels were never meant to cut where he cut".

I loved that!

right in the quad

[Nykara]

You know THIS actually makes me want to play it again. So many priceless lines.

[Mara Shep]

For it's five minute flaw, the rest of the game is genius, so many great bits.

Greed1914 wrote...

Javik kills me.  It's really my humor.

His humour surprised me, especially the scene on the Citadel when he is about to go off on a rant about how they were all doomed, and then Shepard stops him, haha.

Also "they ate flies."

Modifié par Mara Shep, 18 mars 2012 - 05:37 .

[ph0enix66]

Don't know if anyone mentioned it yet, I love the line when Tali says to male Shepard "you sound just like a vorcha" when she's drunk. Mark Meer pretty much did all of the vorcha in the game. (ME2 and 3)

Modifié par ph0enix66, 18 mars 2012 - 06:12 .

[MrChowderClam]

ph0enix66 wrote...

Don't know if anyone mentioned it yet, I love the line when Tali says to male Shepard "you sound just like a vorcha" when she's drunk. Mark Meer pretty much did all of the vorcha in the game. (ME2 and 3)

haha, I had no idea he voiced the vorcha.

[VendettaI154]

Joker asking if you want to nuke the rachni from orbit because it's the only way to be sure.