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ghost9191

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Darth_Trethon wrote...

I was shocked the first time I heard that too.....my first thought was "did this dude just say he had a husband.....WTH"......then I terminated the conversation ASAP, never spoke with him again and then he died during Priority Earth so it's just whatever I guess.


i think someone is trying to hide from their own feelings:bandit:

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Animositisomina wrote...

Lt. Cortez is gay.

In other news, Anderson was born in London. Details at 11.



WHAT?!?!??

That was a joke

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Darth_Trethon wrote...

I was shocked the first time I heard that too.....my first thought was "did this dude just say he had a husband.....WTH"......then I terminated the conversation ASAP, never spoke with him again and then he died during Priority Earth so it's just whatever I guess.


@Darth_Trethon: if I meet u in a game, I wouldn't talk to u either

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Vigilant111 wrote...

@Darth_Trethon: if I meet u in a game, I wouldn't talk to u either


If I met him in an FPS, I'd make sure to teabag him extra hard.

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Cortez is one of the best gay characters written in a videogame. He does not act all flamboyant for one.. and he is actually a really nice person, and you can feel for him regardless of your own gender.

Female gay characters always come across to me as too "fake" and "forced" like.. put there just for the lolz of people who wants to see lesbians...

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BatmanPWNS

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Nope we all know that Cortez is asexual.

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I hate cortez this ******

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BatmanPWNS

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john_sheparrd wrote...

I hate cortez this ******


inb4 the rage.

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ghost9191

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@john_sheparrd Rude

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Actually, femshep can't have gay alien sex. Liara isn't a woman. Or a man. Asari only have one gender. I know it's tough to get your head around it, but there it is.  They are equipped as females because any one of them can give birth and nurture a child - as to why that means they have to look mostly like human women?  I don't know.

It just feels like Liara and femshep is a gay relationship because Liara looks like a female.

Just occurred to me that The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. LeGuin was about a race like the asari, but not generally as hot.  It is a pretty good story.

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john_sheparrd wrote...

I hate cortez this ******


WTF is ur problem?

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SparkyRich wrote...

Actually, femshep can't have gay alien sex. Liara isn't a woman. Or a man. Asari only have one gender. I know it's tough to get your head around it, but there it is.


She has ****** and a vagina. I think we know what that "one" gender is.

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

SparkyRich wrote...

Actually, femshep can't have gay alien sex. Liara isn't a woman. Or a man. Asari only have one gender. I know it's tough to get your head around it, but there it is.


She has ****** and a vagina. I think we know what that "one" gender is.


You know, a child has to emerge from their bodies somewhere - and they never actually state where on an asari.  Perhaps they actually vomit the child from their mouth.  Perhaps there is no vagina - no one actually says as much, though Aethyta kind of implies it in one line on the Citadel.  The thing isn't required for asari reproduction, anyway - that much is stated.

You anthopomorphic bag of d**ks....

That was one of my favorites - caught me totally by surprise.

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 Brrrrr. It's cOLD in here.

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Pelle6666

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Oh, really!? You just figured that out!? Wow, that is impressive!

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

SparkyRich wrote...

Actually, femshep can't have gay alien sex. Liara isn't a woman. Or a man. Asari only have one gender. I know it's tough to get your head around it, but there it is.


She has ****** and a vagina. I think we know what that "one" gender is.


Still technically she is not female, "she" is even capable of being a father if she chose to.

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He was straight, but picking up women for him is too easy so he switched teams.

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SparkyRich wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

SparkyRich wrote...

Actually, femshep can't have gay alien sex. Liara isn't a woman. Or a man. Asari only have one gender. I know it's tough to get your head around it, but there it is.


She has ****** and a vagina. I think we know what that "one" gender is.


You know, a child has to emerge from their bodies somewhere - and they never actually state where on an asari.  Perhaps they actually vomit the child from their mouth.  Perhaps there is no vagina - no one actually says as much, though Aethyta kind of implies it in one line on the Citadel.  The thing isn't required for asari reproduction, anyway - that much is stated.

You anthopomorphic bag of d**ks....

That was one of my favorites - caught me totally by surprise.


Intro to Asari Physiology for Humans. Probably NSFW.

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http://www.escapistm...otic-Love-Story

Answers all your questions (NSFW)

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Yes, he's gay. Get over it. I bet your FemShep enjoy Liara as LI, which based off of pure appearance, would also equal a gay relationship. Nothing wrong with that. Love is so much more than just sex.

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Necroposting = best posting.

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Phatose wrote...

Yes, he's gay.

Shepard has sex with aliens. Femshep can have gay sex with aliens. In ME2, Joker flirts with a computer, and according to Mordin at least one member of ME2 Normandy's crew had sex with a Varren.

It's really not a big deal.



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WHAT!???!?! There's a GAY in this game? Oh my God, does that mean I'm going to turn gay now, because I talked to him? Does this mean my unborn child is going to be gay also (you know, gay by association...everyone knows that if you spend any prolonged period of time with or even near a gay, you become gay also)? I'm very concerned about this. So concerned in fact, that I think I'm going to write a letter describing just how concerned I am to very powerful people. Who are not gay.

*sarcasm*

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Turns out Jacob's black, too. What are the odds

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I guess it speaks volumes about people when they take notice of this and feel the need to point it out. I spoke to Cortez and just thought he was like every character in the Mass Effect universe.

I come to the forums and are people speaking about Cortez's character? His emotional arc? No. He's gay. Sigh.

Humanity, Y U NO IMPROVE FASTER?