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[bmwcrazy]

It depends on your company's leave policy. Some might require you to give a week or two week's resignation notice.

[turian councilor Knockout]

*punch to da faze* that's the way.

[Drone696]

Tell your boss you're no longer going to play his lackey when he summons you. Maybe also a little swearing. The dismissal will be in your mail soon.
That's what I did once, anyway.

[Dominus]

I currently work in a coffee shop that sells donuts and other various items. The best/worst way I'd quit? Rig the cappucinno machine to continually spew out without a cup, turn on all the coffee machines to start pouring coffee....without the pots below them. Take the paper towels and spread them around. Maybe pour something like our gatorade drinks over the floors. Some items like the vanilla cream require specific shapes for the topping. I would make pentagrams. I'd end it all with 2 middle fingers to the store owners.

Naturally, I'd never do this. If I was really going to quit, I'd do my 2 weeks and make sure I had a new job beforehand. It's a tempting thought, though. I must be truly deranged in the head.

[Doctalen]

Am I the only one that loves that Tigerblood and Milkshakes has an avatar from clerks and made this thread? I just find it hilarious

[Siansonea]

I have a good job at a good company, it would take a LOT for me to leave my job, and if I did, it would be on good terms. I've never really had dramatic resignations in the past, I've only worked at a few places in my two decades in the work world. I'm going on 11 years with my present company, and I worked for 8 years at one company in the 90s.

[android654]

Doctalen wrote...

Am I the only one that loves that Tigerblood and Milkshakes has an avatar from clerks and made this thread? I just find it hilarious

Pillowpants doesn't think it's funny.

[rolson00]

i just left

[Doctalen]

 Do this

[Swordfishtrombone]

Hainkpe wrote...

I would use this, the pirate resignation letter...

Dear Sir or Madam,

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from , effective March 6, 2012.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

Sincerely

H.

Pure Win.

[Druss99]

Me: How long is left on my contract?
Boss: Um..I think about three weeks but we are extending it, why?
Me: Hows about you shove it up your arse instead?

And off I walked into the wind and rain on a cold Monday night. Out of context it possibly makes me seem bi-polar or something but I had my reasons.

I do have a better one but the language used would probably get me a ban. I also quit one morning at 9am, then got fired at 9.30am while being accused of not phoning in until 9.45am. That was an interesting conversation. I hadn't so much quit as just worked my contract then refused to renew it but its the same principle.

[naughty99]

The best way to give notice would be what this guy did

[Eurypterid]

Actually, i quit my previous job last December. I was pretty ticked off at the boss/owner and while what I really wanted to do was take a dump on the front counter and leave a flag in it, I actually just submitted a very respectful letter of resignation. It's always best to leave on a professional note because you never know when that one act of passionate 'up yours' will come back to haunt you.