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[SupR G]

After rescuing Primarch Victus, he says "Garrus had to go tend to the weapon systems, something about.. calibrations."

Too funny.

[macroberts]

It gets referenced a lot, them calibrations, by several people. I chuckle every time. =D

[TeamLexana]

Lol, yeah. I have heard alot of Garrus and his calibrations jokes in the game. I laugh every time, haha.

[Dice2624]

I'm really loving the humor in the game.

[fallen_fate]

The humor is wonderful. I swear I'm cracking up every few minutes. "Organic free-range varren" is still my favorite, though. I cannot walk by that add without laughing my head off.

[macroberts]

EDI's got a lot of good lines as well.

It helps that all the lines are superbly well delivered. For all the talk of impending galactic doom, people are surely quite humorous. =P

[azrael_1289]

The funniset thing I've heard till now is the conversation between Garrus and Joker on Normandy after you complete Tuchanka mission. It was really hilarious.

[Rogue Eagle]

I laughed out loud twice in the space of 2 hours, more than any other ME game. Shepards face when EDI talks about forgetting to recycle oxygen is priceless.

[Ghost Rider LSOV]

Rogue Eagle wrote...

I laughed out loud twice in the space of 2 hours, more than any other ME game. Shepards face when EDI talks about forgetting to recycle oxygen is priceless.

Yeah, you never see Shepard freak out like that. D:

Well, he knows fully well how bad that is from ME2.

[macroberts]

Rogue Eagle wrote...

I laughed out loud twice in the space of 2 hours, more than any other ME game. Shepards face when EDI talks about forgetting to recycle oxygen is priceless.

You can completely see what was going through Shepard's head when he hears what EDI said.

"My God, my quest to save the galaxy will be completely ruined and terminated by a curious and sexy android."

[Abirn]

Shep: "Wait so the geth believed you when you told them about the reapers return?"

Legion "Of course"

Shep: "Must be nice"

This one got a chuckle out of me.

[Guglio08]

I absolutely lost it when I took Javik with me on the Eve / Surkesh mission. Literally laughed for like a minute straight.

Javik: "His speech is strange."
Mordin: "A Prothean. Excellent."

[arcticspinnaker]

Funniest line I've heard so far is after rescuing the students. Had EDI on my squad. When Jack meets EDI:

Jack: "Hey EDI, nice bod, now you look more like a sex bot than a sex toy"

Priceless.

[ebrodje]

Funniest by a looong shot by me

Shep- Thats a straw tali
Tali - Emergency Induction Port!

[azrael_1289]

When you catch Garrus and Tali in the battery room. Absolutely hilarious.

[Lyrandori]

I had a laugh when I met Javik at the Citadel (DLC Prothean), an Hanar approaches, Javik touches the Hanar "You're a Hanar...", the Hanar goes "This one is unworthy!" as he backs off... lol! Dunno why it just gave me a nice laugh. Then the guy proceeds to demoralize the nearby citizens as they realize he's a Prothean and Shepard has to (well, can) Paragon-interrupt his doomsday speech "Errr... I don't think that's gonna work".

The whole scene I liked it.

[CorvisRex]

ebrodje wrote...

Funniest by a looong shot by me

Shep- Thats a straw tali
Tali - Emergency Induction Port!

^^^ This, probably my favorite moment in the game.  I thought tali was adorable before, a drunk tali is  just to cute to live

[Aesieru]

Shiala:

"Hot I guess, but this is getting weird..."

Dalatrass (What's her name):

Eww..........

Lol Joker.

[Voods07]

I loved at the "end" where Shepard came through the citadel beam all effed up and said: "I feel like death". I had a good laugh.

[Shanook]

SupR G wrote...

After rescuing Primarch Victus, he says "Garrus had to go tend to the weapon systems, something about.. calibrations."

Too funny.

First thing Garrus does when he gets back on the Normandy? Not talk to old friends, or get his wounds checked out, or get something to eat. Nope, he immediately gets to work on those calibrations. Dude's dedicated.

And Garrus saying, "Believe it or not, this gun could still use some calibrations." I love lampshade-hanging. XD




For my contribution:

"I'm sorry if I ever accused you of pointing a gun at me when you didn't actually do that. I was really stressed out."

I LOL'D SO HARD.

[LPetty6]

"You big stupid jellyfish!" - Shepard

This one takes the cake for me. Laughed my ass off.

[Arokel]

Joker makes a lot of reference to hanging up on the Council despite the fact I only did once after Virmire.

[rma2110]

I don't know why drunk Ashley made me laugh. She just did. mmmm.... cold floor.

[Luigitornado]

A lot of genuine funny moments in the game.

[Aesieru]

rma2110 wrote...

I don't know why drunk Ashley made me laugh. She just did. mmmm.... cold floor.

I'll pay you 1 million not to do that sir...

You're a pirate...