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[Arokel]

Forgive me if I miquote.

Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they're amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies..."

He also mentions something about them licking their eyeball later. Javik is so hilarious when hes not depressing.

[Ahriman]

"Road for a new Shadow Broker!" Best for me.

[Aesieru]

Arokel wrote...

Forgive me if I miquote.

Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they're amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies..."

He also mentions something about them licking their eyeball later. Javik is so hilarious when hes not depressing.

It was an asteroid, we took pity on you.

[Aesieru]

Wizz wrote...

"Road for a new Shadow Broker!" Best for me.

Actually it's "there goes the next shadow broker".

Not funny!

[rma2110]

I hate you.

I hate you ....

I hate you, Sir.

[N7 Spectre525]

Surkesh mission I see a naked Yog bust out of a cell and run past me...Shepards response"there goes the new Shadow Broker" gave me a hearty laugh.

[Arokel]

N7 Spectre525 wrote...

Surkesh mission I see a naked Yog bust out of a cell and run past me...Shepards response"there goes the new Shadow Broker" gave me a hearty laugh.

Garrus said that for me I think?  Or did he say "I could have sworn was saying T'soni the whole time"?

[Neroteyen]

Nah
"Im garrus varakien and this is my favorite spot on the citadel." I laughed so hard at that Lol

[Nezzer]

Catching Tali helping Garrus with his calibrations.

[Aesieru]

Neroteyen wrote...

Nah
"Im garrus varakien and this is my favorite spot on the citadel." I laughed so hard at that Lol

Yup, I intentionally missed.

[Arokel]

Aesieru wrote...

Arokel wrote...

Forgive me if I miquote.

Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they're amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies..."

He also mentions something about them licking their eyeball later. Javik is so hilarious when hes not depressing.

It was an asteroid, we took pity on you.

Is that another of his quotes?

[Aesieru]

Arokel wrote...

Aesieru wrote...

Arokel wrote...

Forgive me if I miquote.

Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they're amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies..."

He also mentions something about them licking their eyeball later. Javik is so hilarious when hes not depressing.

It was an asteroid, we took pity on you.

Is that another of his quotes?

Take him with you to Thessia.

[Voods07]

Arokel wrote...

Forgive me if I miquote.

Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they're amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies..."

He also mentions something about them licking their eyeball later. Javik is so hilarious when hes not depressing.

OMG THIS TOO! By far the the hardest I laughed.

[Arokel]

Aesieru wrote...

Arokel wrote...

Aesieru wrote...

Arokel wrote...

Forgive me if I miquote.

Javik: "The lizard people evolved?"
Liara: "I believe they're amphibian."
Javik: "They used to eat flies..."

He also mentions something about them licking their eyeball later. Javik is so hilarious when hes not depressing.

It was an asteroid, we took pity on you.

Is that another of his quotes?

Take him with you to Thessia.

I'll do that in this playthrouhg.  Actually makes more sense than Garrus.

[Actinguy1]

My favorite was at the end...Captain Anderson is dead, Shepard is beaten, severely bleeding, seconds from death. Admiral Hackett radios in, and Shepard's response is a resigned, "What do you need me to do now?" That made me laugh...and then Hackett radios back with "The catalyst isn't working. The problem must be on your end." And so Shepard drags his dying carcass to the control panel...but can't see well enough to figure it out...

It was both sad and funny at the same time. Great emotions...until that crap with the kid. I told a friend who hadn't reached the ending yet to turn off the game after you collapse on an elevator, and consider that to be the end. ;c)

[JeffLHansen]

After talking with Tali in the Normandy lounge about straws. errrr sorry "Emergency induction ports" head over to Javik for more more Drunken Tali fun

[Jake Boone]

 Garrus and James are trading war stories and Garrus says "Yeah, Yeah I knew this wise ass marine named Jimmy Vega, sounds like a pole dancer from Omega, always got on my nerves, but the kid was alright".

[frylock23]

azrael_1289 wrote...

When you catch Garrus and Tali in the battery room. Absolutely hilarious.

Yes! This ...

"I'm using you for your body, Vakarian"

[Trishann]

Here I am, slugging my way through the Citadel, and I look around in between a pause in the action.

I am standing in front of a store.

The store name?

"This One's Intimate Apparel."

I am like DUDES!

So wrong, LOL.

[Shanook]

"Can it wait for a bit, Joker? We're in the middle of a warzone."

Said right after recruiting Garrus. XD