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Would you ever bone an alien in real life if you had the chance?


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Shwiggliness

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 If they looked like the Mass Effect aliens, would you bone one?

be honest

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Epsilon330

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An Asari, maybe.
Every other species? Never. I'm not Kelly...

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BatmanPWNS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH, maybe Asari, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

No.

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Mr_Dots

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Only the Asari, probably, and that's because they were designed to be sexually desirable. Other than a few the blue skin and a few other features, the asari basically look human anyway.

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Novolizer

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Would have to be an asari definitely, but could you? I mean anatomically - not just the whole "embrace eternity" thing.

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Juha81FIN

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Miranda yes, others no.

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Guest_DRocket_*

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I think Asari tentacles are easy to overlook on screen, but in real life they might be disgusting.

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Super.Sid

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Logically the reverse would have happened

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veramis

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Do alien physiology allow for it? Sure apparently every alien has eerily humanoid shape except elcor and volus but who knows if the anatomy is similar for the genitals. We may have more similarity with mammalian lifeforms on earth when it comes to genitalia, and I wouldn't have sex with any of them except maybe a female dolphin if I was paid a lot to and there weren't bestiality laws. A male dolphin's dork would kill a female human. However if Asari or Quarian females for some reason had for all intents and purposes similar genitalia then sure, assuming bestiality laws don't apply.

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LeBurns

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Gads no. I'd be scared to death that something would get bitten off by some hidden teeth or something. Or I'd get some disease that turned my parts green and they fall off.

Well honestly, even if I knew others did it and it was safe, no. Maybe if they were a little more human like, like a fantasy elf or something, but not something blue with tenicles on it's head.

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zazally

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For sure I am male but I always loved the Krogans the male ones of course they seem strong and I like strong men.

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dshoub

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Asari, yeah sure why not? But not the other humanoid races, I can't get past the whole weird bend in the legs and the whole 3 fingers thing.

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wafflez

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I would with an elcor. Wait...

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Xrissie

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Of course.

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JBONE27

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veramis wrote...

Do alien physiology allow for it? Sure apparently every alien has eerily humanoid shape except elcor and volus but who knows if the anatomy is similar for the genitals. We may have more similarity with mammalian lifeforms on earth when it comes to genitalia, and I wouldn't have sex with any of them except maybe a female dolphin if I was paid a lot to and there weren't bestiality laws. A male dolphin's dork would kill a female human. However if Asari or Quarian females for some reason had for all intents and purposes similar genitalia then sure, assuming bestiality laws don't apply.


Hanhar are in no way humaniod shaped.

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Navaha

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Unless I were really desperate, only an Asari since they're practically blue people anyway.

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veramis wrote...

Do alien physiology allow for it? Sure apparently every alien has eerily humanoid shape except elcor and volus but who knows if the anatomy is similar for the genitals. We may have more similarity with mammalian lifeforms on earth when it comes to genitalia, and I wouldn't have sex with any of them except maybe a female dolphin if I was paid a lot to and there weren't bestiality laws. A male dolphin's dork would kill a female human. However if Asari or Quarian females for some reason had for all intents and purposes similar genitalia then sure, assuming bestiality laws don't apply.


So wrong.

And slightly funny.

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Freakiq

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 Probably, might have better luck if I go extraterrestrial. :(

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Chromie

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Definitely. Yes that Samara cosplay is real.

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Modifié par Skelter192, 08 mars 2012 - 08:20 .


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Aetius5

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lol what a funny topic!

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Krogan or go home.

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Freakiq

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Skelter192 wrote...

 Yes I would. Yes that Samara cosplay is real.


That Samara looks like Jim Carrey in The Mask. :sick:

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Stanley Woo

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This isn't going to go well.

End of line.