In one of his cutscenes with Aveline:
"And so I said, 'It's a kingdom and that makes him King, but it's also a country..."
Can't believe I've only just got that. Mouth like a navvy, that one!
OMG, Varric is filthy...
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Ferretinabun
, mars 09 2012 03:15
#1
Posté 09 mars 2012 - 03:15
#2
Posté 09 mars 2012 - 04:06
You think that's bad, take him on Legacy with Sebastian LOL - had me laughing nearly out of my chair.
#3
Posté 09 mars 2012 - 04:12
That's damn clever. I'll have to remember that one. 
Which cutscene was that again?
Which cutscene was that again?
Modifié par thats1evildude, 09 mars 2012 - 04:13 .
#4
Posté 09 mars 2012 - 10:17
The Act 3 Questioning Beliefs when you go to see Aveline in her office.
DarkA - why, what does he say to Sebastian in Legacy?
DarkA - why, what does he say to Sebastian in Legacy?
#5
Posté 09 mars 2012 - 10:24
Not those words, he's simply joking around in legacy and, that almost codpiece buckle of Sebastians happens to be perfect fodder
#6
Posté 10 mars 2012 - 02:19
Wait, I'm confused... if its a country, does that make Hawke a... count?
#7
Posté 10 mars 2012 - 09:12
Fast Jimmy wrote...
Wait, I'm confused... if its a country, does that make Hawke a... count?
I think the way country is sounded out rather than spelled, start out saying country and skip the 'ry' and it sounds like '****'.
#8
Posté 10 mars 2012 - 05:54
Fast Jimmy wrote...
Wait, I'm confused... if its a country, does that make Hawke a... count?
I know you got it, but... touché.
Again, can anyone tell what he says to Sebastian in Legacy... I almost never take Seb anywhere.
#9
Posté 10 mars 2012 - 06:43
Okay ran it again with those two just to get the dialog word for word.
Varric: Choir boy! What are you doing?
Sebastian: Nothing! Nothing!
Varric: Are you trying to peek at my notes?
Sebastian: I've... heard some strange rumours about a "belt buckle of righteousness."
Varric: Did you hear the part about how it tells the future of your pants, or how it burns its expression into the faces of sinners?
Now just imagine where the sinner's face would be to actually have that buckle aimed right to burn their face LOL.
Varric: Choir boy! What are you doing?
Sebastian: Nothing! Nothing!
Varric: Are you trying to peek at my notes?
Sebastian: I've... heard some strange rumours about a "belt buckle of righteousness."
Varric: Did you hear the part about how it tells the future of your pants, or how it burns its expression into the faces of sinners?
Now just imagine where the sinner's face would be to actually have that buckle aimed right to burn their face LOL.
Modifié par DarkAmaranth1966, 10 mars 2012 - 06:44 .
#10
Posté 11 mars 2012 - 02:09
Oh, I love Varric)





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