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[gearseffect]

@stefer2104 there was a female turian in ME3 someplace, but female turians look like dudes too. And yes I know all mammals have boobs, however many of them are small enough to do the job, they don't need to be big and jump right out at people like Ohh Boobies, yeah I got wood now boobies = woodyies.

And game makers act like they are making games for horny teenage boys who have never seen a real pair of ****** before. Sure I like boobs as much as the next dude, however sometimes things get a bit carried away and it's like someone thinks BIGG BOOBS means HOT CHICKS, which means MORE $$, and yet dudes wonder why it's often said we think with our dicks. Well that's why.

And it's not just games, look at Hollywood nearly all the chicks have boob implants, I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like fake ******, and it's rather sad when nearly all the actresses, models, and female celebrities have fake boobs, because BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

Sorry but I really dislike fake ******, and sorry for that long rant about it all.

[Deadly Viper 666]

gearseffect wrote...
BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

[EnvyTB075]

Deadly Viper 666 wrote...

gearseffect wrote...
BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

Why can't Garrus have one of those? He had pistol training in ME1....

[Dark Penitant]

gearseffect wrote...

@stefer2104 there was a female turian in ME3 someplace, but female turians look like dudes too. And yes I know all mammals have boobs, however many of them are small enough to do the job, they don't need to be big and jump right out at people like Ohh Boobies, yeah I got wood now boobies = woodyies.

And game makers act like they are making games for horny teenage boys who have never seen a real pair of ****** before. Sure I like boobs as much as the next dude, however sometimes things get a bit carried away and it's like someone thinks BIGG BOOBS means HOT CHICKS, which means MORE $$, and yet dudes wonder why it's often said we think with our dicks. Well that's why.

And it's not just games, look at Hollywood nearly all the chicks have boob implants, I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like fake ******, and it's rather sad when nearly all the actresses, models, and female celebrities have fake boobs, because BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

Sorry but I really dislike fake ******, and sorry for that long rant about it all.

Damn, don't apologize for that. It's nice to hear, especially from a guy. That being said, it's especially annoying for me as well, since I'm not nearly as... large chested as Bioware seems to think we all are. 
Seriously, do they even have a woman on their art team? Because seriously, just because I might like breasts doesn't mean they have to be goddamn planetoids on their lonesome. 
Don't even get me started on Shep's "upgrades."

Incidentally, where was that female turian?

Modifié par Dark Penitant, 06 mai 2012 - 01:11 .

[EnvyTB075]

Dark Penitant wrote...

Incidentally, where was that female turian?

Definately would like to know this too.

[almondroy]

[EricHVela]

A job well done!

[HoustonDragon]

ReggarBlane wrote...



It's been a while since I've done one.

"Ooh! 4 spots left to go until I'm done!" 

[edisnooM]

HoustonDragon wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...



It's been a while since I've done one.

"Ooh! 4 spots left to go until I'm done!" 

Good Golly. Shepards nearly as bad as Kirk

[GLR-0053]

Modifié par GLR-0053, 06 mai 2012 - 03:13 .

[stefer2104]

gearseffect wrote...

@stefer2104 there was a female turian in ME3 someplace, but female turians look like dudes too. And yes I know all mammals have boobs, however many of them are small enough to do the job, they don't need to be big and jump right out at people like Ohh Boobies, yeah I got wood now boobies = woodyies.

And game makers act like they are making games for horny teenage boys who have never seen a real pair of ****** before. Sure I like boobs as much as the next dude, however sometimes things get a bit carried away and it's like someone thinks BIGG BOOBS means HOT CHICKS, which means MORE $$, and yet dudes wonder why it's often said we think with our dicks. Well that's why.

And it's not just games, look at Hollywood nearly all the chicks have boob implants, I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like fake ******, and it's rather sad when nearly all the actresses, models, and female celebrities have fake boobs, because BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

Sorry but I really dislike fake ******, and sorry for that long rant about it all.

sorry i don't want you to think I am in any way saying that bioware didn't go to rediculous lengths with the breast implants.  I was referring to the person who was saying that humans are the only ones to have them.  Which drove me crazy...  The turian females look a lot like males because their whole culture is base on military strength a la sparta...  but im pretty sure they have breasts.  EDI's body drives me nuts by the way, I wish she would wear her suit on the ship as well, I don't care if she has a metal body, and the way she stands.... really bioware... is that how you think a woman stands????  my back aches just thinking about it, and this is coming from someone who also has been well endowed (to my greatest frustration).

[eddieoctane]

lordofdogtown19 wrote...

kamen rider spectre wrote...

F***ing Beetleborgs. Hell yes!

Oh Christ, no. ****g hated that show. And wasn't there a 4th?

[Deadly Viper 666]

edisnooM wrote...

HoustonDragon wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...



It's been a while since I've done one.

"Ooh! 4 spots left to go until I'm done!" 

Good Golly. Shepards nearly as bad as Kirk

Because you mentioned Kirk i had to remake that motiv

[stephee]

[gearseffect]

Dark Penitant wrote...

gearseffect wrote...

@stefer2104 there was a female turian in ME3 someplace, but female turians look like dudes too. And yes I know all mammals have boobs, however many of them are small enough to do the job, they don't need to be big and jump right out at people like Ohh Boobies, yeah I got wood now boobies = woodyies.

And game makers act like they are making games for horny teenage boys who have never seen a real pair of ****** before. Sure I like boobs as much as the next dude, however sometimes things get a bit carried away and it's like someone thinks BIGG BOOBS means HOT CHICKS, which means MORE $$, and yet dudes wonder why it's often said we think with our dicks. Well that's why.

And it's not just games, look at Hollywood nearly all the chicks have boob implants, I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like fake ******, and it's rather sad when nearly all the actresses, models, and female celebrities have fake boobs, because BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

Sorry but I really dislike fake ******, and sorry for that long rant about it all.

Damn, don't apologize for that. It's nice to hear, especially from a guy. That being said, it's especially annoying for me as well, since I'm not nearly as... large chested as Bioware seems to think we all are. 
Seriously, do they even have a woman on their art team? Because seriously, just because I might like breasts doesn't mean they have to be goddamn planetoids on their lonesome. 
Don't even get me started on Shep's "upgrades."

Incidentally, where was that female turian?

You'd have to ask where I the female turian was, I wish I could remember but I can't I've only been able to beat ME3 twice. I believe she was maybe on  the Palaven moon, tuchanka, the Citadel, or hell she could have been anyplace. I remember seeing her and discovering her due to her voice, it was clearly a female voice, not like the granny Salarian daltrass, and she sounded more like Tali's Auntie Raan mixed with a bit a of Xen, it was weird.

I happened to be forcing my way through one of my attempts to beat ME3 and ya know kinda not much really going on except I was running around listening to all the people talking in the area and BAM a female turain, I remember thinking "whoa that'sodd just throw the female turian in here randomly and out of the blue, so removed people won't even notice her much. Well maybe that's not odd in fact that's just like BW and the stuff they're pulling now"

I watched her for a bit and I noticed she seemed to be missing those head spike things that all the other turians have. Not sure if that means much or if it was just BW being lazy and not givng the to that turain in the game or what. But I remember seeing her.

oh, and thanks, Dark Penitant, I guess it's just something that's always bugged the hell out of me. I perfer natural boobs, no matter how small to fake boobs. So it's always bugged the hell out of me in games, and hollywood when all the chicks have these giant fake boobs that are well fake.


Hell it even bugs me when ya have these dudes online saying things like "Ohh I like Liara in ME3, two words BIGGER BOOBS" or when ya go to Deviant Art and someone did a really great painting of a naked or topless chick and the only thing people notice are "ooh the boobs" I saw I nice pin up an artist did of Liara and the detail put into Liara's head creasts, her hands, and face the whole thing was just great and most the commments were like this "Ohh wow, she's got nice boobs" or "I don't know I think her nipples need more work they seem to be a bit to light" or "You should have made 'em bigger" I swear dudes who post that stuff act like they've never seen a pair of boobs in their real life EVER.

I remember when Samara was first reveiled I judged her off her looks, or more her fake boobs, I kept b!tching about how I hated her pre-luach ME2.  Just due to her fake boobs, and I also kept b!tching about hating Jack, with all her tats and short haircut. Same with Zaeed and Grunt, for some reason I hated both (I remember why Zaeed, not Grunt) I noticed my track record with that before ME3 came out and I'd been saying I hated Vega because he was all roid rage, so when I noticed it I was like yeah he's so gonna be one of the coolest characters in ME3, my track record on that speaks for it's self.

Anyway now that I'm done going on about fake boobs, dumb@sses who act like they've never seen a pair of boobs before, and the all around stupidity of the whole thing. Oh and don't get me started on how I liked Ashley's look just fine in ME1 and ME2 and how BW ruined her with the make over in ME3.

[kamen rider spectre]

Deadly Viper 666 wrote...

edisnooM wrote...

HoustonDragon wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...



It's been a while since I've done one.

"Ooh! 4 spots left to go until I'm done!" 

Good Golly. Shepards nearly as bad as Kirk

Because you mentioned Kirk i had to remake that motiv

Forget Kirk, this has Sfdebris' Janeway written all over it.

[DarthSliver]

gearseffect wrote...

Dark Penitant wrote...

gearseffect wrote...

@stefer2104 there was a female turian in ME3 someplace, but female turians look like dudes too. And yes I know all mammals have boobs, however many of them are small enough to do the job, they don't need to be big and jump right out at people like Ohh Boobies, yeah I got wood now boobies = woodyies.

And game makers act like they are making games for horny teenage boys who have never seen a real pair of ****** before. Sure I like boobs as much as the next dude, however sometimes things get a bit carried away and it's like someone thinks BIGG BOOBS means HOT CHICKS, which means MORE $$, and yet dudes wonder why it's often said we think with our dicks. Well that's why.

And it's not just games, look at Hollywood nearly all the chicks have boob implants, I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like fake ******, and it's rather sad when nearly all the actresses, models, and female celebrities have fake boobs, because BIG BOOBS = BIG $$$$.

Sorry but I really dislike fake ******, and sorry for that long rant about it all.

Damn, don't apologize for that. It's nice to hear, especially from a guy. That being said, it's especially annoying for me as well, since I'm not nearly as... large chested as Bioware seems to think we all are. 
Seriously, do they even have a woman on their art team? Because seriously, just because I might like breasts doesn't mean they have to be goddamn planetoids on their lonesome. 
Don't even get me started on Shep's "upgrades."

Incidentally, where was that female turian?

You'd have to ask where I the female turian was, I wish I could remember but I can't I've only been able to beat ME3 twice. I believe she was maybe on  the Palaven moon, tuchanka, the Citadel, or hell she could have been anyplace. I remember seeing her and discovering her due to her voice, it was clearly a female voice, not like the granny Salarian daltrass, and she sounded more like Tali's Auntie Raan mixed with a bit a of Xen, it was weird.

I happened to be forcing my way through one of my attempts to beat ME3 and ya know kinda not much really going on except I was running around listening to all the people talking in the area and BAM a female turain, I remember thinking "whoa that'sodd just throw the female turian in here randomly and out of the blue, so removed people won't even notice her much. Well maybe that's not odd in fact that's just like BW and the stuff they're pulling now"

I watched her for a bit and I noticed she seemed to be missing those head spike things that all the other turians have. Not sure if that means much or if it was just BW being lazy and not givng the to that turain in the game or what. But I remember seeing her.

oh, and thanks, Dark Penitant, I guess it's just something that's always bugged the hell out of me. I perfer natural boobs, no matter how small to fake boobs. So it's always bugged the hell out of me in games, and hollywood when all the chicks have these giant fake boobs that are well fake.


Hell it even bugs me when ya have these dudes online saying things like "Ohh I like Liara in ME3, two words BIGGER BOOBS" or when ya go to Deviant Art and someone did a really great painting of a naked or topless chick and the only thing people notice are "ooh the boobs" I saw I nice pin up an artist did of Liara and the detail put into Liara's head creasts, her hands, and face the whole thing was just great and most the commments were like this "Ohh wow, she's got nice boobs" or "I don't know I think her nipples need more work they seem to be a bit to light" or "You should have made 'em bigger" I swear dudes who post that stuff act like they've never seen a pair of boobs in their real life EVER.

I remember when Samara was first reveiled I judged her off her looks, or more her fake boobs, I kept b!tching about how I hated her pre-luach ME2.  Just due to her fake boobs, and I also kept b!tching about hating Jack, with all her tats and short haircut. Same with Zaeed and Grunt, for some reason I hated both (I remember why Zaeed, not Grunt) I noticed my track record with that before ME3 came out and I'd been saying I hated Vega because he was all roid rage, so when I noticed it I was like yeah he's so gonna be one of the coolest characters in ME3, my track record on that speaks for it's self.

Anyway now that I'm done going on about fake boobs, dumb@sses who act like they've never seen a pair of boobs before, and the all around stupidity of the whole thing. Oh and don't get me started on how I liked Ashley's look just fine in ME1 and ME2 and how BW ruined her with the make over in ME3.

Not to keep the boobs talking going but I like natural Boobs too and not the big ones, because I know some women can naturally have big boobs. 

I dont think Ashley's make over was needed but did like the change in hair with it down. I will admit her ME3 look made me wanna romance her and I didnt care much for her in romance option department but liked her as a character better than Kaidan, plus Kaidans death ensured my romance with Liara for my femshep lol. It was benefical for me to have her survive Virmire whether I was Sheploo or femshep in ME1. But I like Hale's voice acting that i never played Sheploo in ME1 until after I saw how Ashley looked in ME3. Her ME3 look really made me wanna go do a romance with her over just having her survive because I hated Kaidans voice too from the actors earlier work in Kotor games lol. 

[Llane]

I've been doing this ALL weekend (3 MB file FYI).

[Cossack72]

Hah, nice. I prefer to empty my Black Widow into em', but that looks cooler xD

[Chessrook44]

Llane wrote...



I've been doing this ALL weekend (3 MB file FYI).

That is just BEGGING for the "YMCA" meme...

[DoomMech]

Llane wrote...



I've been doing this ALL weekend (3 MB file FYI).

Aaaand... then she gets killed because there were a ton  of dudes around that Atlas, hiding behind the rocks.

Srsly, Firebase Condor is the worst.....

[Cossack72]

DoomMech wrote...

Llane wrote...

I've been doing this ALL weekend (3 MB file FYI).

Aaaand... then she gets killed because there were a ton  of dudes around that Atlas, hiding behind the rocks.

Srsly, Firebase Condor is the worst.....

I know right. It's one of those maps where they can hide and hit you, but you can't hide and hit them. Well, most of the time anyway.

[Llane]

DoomMech wrote...

Aaaand... then she gets killed because there were a ton  of dudes around that Atlas, hiding behind the rocks.

Srsly, Firebase Condor is the worst.....

That rarely happens to me, actually.  My charge is evolved to hit three targets, so anything near the Atlas (or whatever else) gets blasted away as collateral damage.

If I do get myself killed playing Biotic Tag with the big enemies I revive myself. I don't expect any favours when I pull crap like this (again, 3 MB file).

[lex0r11]

[MisterJB]

Sorry about the quality.