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[Simon_Says]

NeoDobby wrote...

byne wrote...

NeoDobby wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

By the way, asari reproduction.

Is that another of the Prothean's gifts? Javik mentions that quarians were considered attractive, and they look pretty hu-

Oh. Ooooohhhh. Oh God.

-man?

Hmm, there is one discussion that you can overhear in... Illium? I think, where you get the idea that every race sees Asara basically as a blue version of themselves... is it the one with the Salarian's bachelor party?

Sorry, I played anti-joke-chicken...

I always interpreted that as the different species focusing on the parts of the asari that most appealed to them, and not really each one seeing the asari differently.

Possible, but I like the "mind control" idea. Hmm, but that would mean that you see Asari in Multiplayer based on the race you're seeing. Hmm... Asari-Krogan? Ok, maybe I like your idea better after all...

The protheans also provolved the asari to basically be the dominant species of the current cycle no? Except the protheans became dominant by conquest. What did they expect the asari to do? Conquest by spaceport floozy?

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

Remember that the dudes at that bachelor party were all drunk off their ass/cloaca.

Modifié par Simon_Says, 02 mai 2012 - 10:07 .

[Apollo-XL5]

NeoDobby wrote...

RedDeadRemix wrote...

Drift Avalii wrote...

But TIM has already hacked the VI, hence the Reapers moving the Citadel to Earth (at least that's the general explanation), because he's discovered via Vendetta that the Citadel is the Catalyst. So why would he need Shepard after that? Particularly given the Reapers' motives are now his own?

Why didn't the Reapers figure out that their creator was the Catalyst, and plan beforehand? Who was the first race to start the Crucible? The Reapers?? 
Whoever started the Crucible project must have had knowledge of what the Catalyst was, right? The Prothean VI did! That means they met the Catalyst! But, that would mean most species who constructed the Crucible beforehand must have known about his presence, too, right?!
But, why is it so complex?!

Oh yea, speculations. Right.

I don't think they ever met him (if he exists at all). The VI just said the Catalist was the Citadel.

Yes the reapers have met him, hell they talk with him.....his name is Harbinger.

[Hawk227]

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

[MaximizedAction]

Hawk227 wrote...

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

What do salarians concentrate on then?

[NeoDobby]

Apollo-XL5 wrote...

NeoDobby wrote...

RedDeadRemix wrote...

Drift Avalii wrote...

But TIM has already hacked the VI, hence the Reapers moving the Citadel to Earth (at least that's the general explanation), because he's discovered via Vendetta that the Citadel is the Catalyst. So why would he need Shepard after that? Particularly given the Reapers' motives are now his own?

Why didn't the Reapers figure out that their creator was the Catalyst, and plan beforehand? Who was the first race to start the Crucible? The Reapers?? 
Whoever started the Crucible project must have had knowledge of what the Catalyst was, right? The Prothean VI did! That means they met the Catalyst! But, that would mean most species who constructed the Crucible beforehand must have known about his presence, too, right?!
But, why is it so complex?!

Oh yea, speculations. Right.

I don't think they ever met him (if he exists at all). The VI just said the Catalist was the Citadel.

Yes the reapers have met him, hell they talk with him.....his name is Harbinger.

Yep, that's what I think, should the IT turn out to be true. I should have been clearer in my post: I meant that the Protheans (or any other cycle that tried to built the Crucible) ever met the Catalist as he is shown in the ending, they just knew they built some kind of machine to attach to the Citadel/Catalyst.

[byne]

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hawk227 wrote...

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

What do salarians concentrate on then?

Its like your sig says:

[NeoDobby]

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hawk227 wrote...

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

What do salarians concentrate on then?

Hmm, he says she is very limber... are Salarians limber? Not so sure ... implications problematic *sniff*

[NeoDobby]

byne wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hawk227 wrote...

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

What do salarians concentrate on then?

Its like your sig says:

Still a better discussion than explaining the same things over and over again to trolls.

[Simon_Says]

I love how I derailed the thread into a discussion of sexytimes again.

And now you know I was a troll all along.

Modifié par Simon_Says, 02 mai 2012 - 10:16 .

[byne]

Simon_Says wrote...

I love how I derailed the thread into a discussion of sexytimes again.

And now you know I was a troll all along.

If derailing the thread makes one a troll then I'm a troll too, since I've done that multiple times.

[NeoDobby]

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

I love how I derailed the thread into a discussion of sexytimes again.

And now you know I was a troll all along.

If derailing the thread makes one a troll then I'm a troll too, since I've done that multiple times.

If the OP weren't allowed to derail his own thread, then nobody would be.

[MaximizedAction]

Hehe, it's like this thread is now this Bachelor party with humans, an asari, a turian and...uh...a collector???

[Simon_Says]

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hehe, it's like this thread is now this Bachelor party with humans, an asari, a turian and...uh...a collector???

Hey, if I buzz my wings the right way, I sound like a vuvuzella.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

THIS HURTS YOU

Modifié par Simon_Says, 02 mai 2012 - 10:21 .

[NeoDobby]

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hehe, it's like this thread is now this Bachelor party with humans, an asari, a turian and...uh...a collector???

I sincerely hope we don't go into collector mating rituals now - if they something like that at all.

[Arian Dynas]

byne wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

I love how I derailed the thread into a discussion of sexytimes again.

And now you know I was a troll all along.

If derailing the thread makes one a troll then I'm a troll too, since I've done that multiple times.

DING DING DING! COMING INTO THE STATION!

Wait... this isn't Albequerqe...

[Arian Dynas]

Simon_Says wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hehe, it's like this thread is now this Bachelor party with humans, an asari, a turian and...uh...a collector???

Hey, if I buzz my wings the right way, I sound like a vuvuzella.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

THIS HURTS YOU

YOU BASTARD! VUVEZELLAS ARE THE DEVIL!

[Simon_Says]

NeoDobby wrote...

I sincerely hope we don't go into collector mating rituals now - if they something like that at all.

Nope. Replaced with tech.

...

>_>

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

[MaximizedAction]

Simon_Says wrote...

NeoDobby wrote...

I sincerely hope we don't go into collector mating rituals now - if they something like that at all.

Nope. Replaced with tech.

...

>_>

...



...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

Aw man, why do you always have to scare off the ladies! Every damn time...

Modifié par MaximizedAction, 02 mai 2012 - 10:25 .

[NeoDobby]

MaximizedAction wrote...

Simon_Says wrote...

NeoDobby wrote...

I sincerely hope we don't go into collector mating rituals now - if they something like that at all.

Nope. Replaced with tech.

...

>_>

...



...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

Aw man, why do you always have to scare off the ladies! Every damn time...

Yeah, and the asari was just about to start dancing...

[balance5050]

NeoDobby wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hawk227 wrote...

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

What do salarians concentrate on then?

Hmm, he says she is very limber... are Salarians limber? Not so sure ... implications problematic *sniff*

You've been to Afterlife right? OOohh yeah, they're limber.

[Arian Dynas]

Simon_Says wrote...

NeoDobby wrote...

I sincerely hope we don't go into collector mating rituals now - if they something like that at all.

Nope. Replaced with tech.

...

>_>

...



...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

*cokks his Revenant Machinegun, ammo set to: WARP*


*adrenaline rush*


Make my day mother****er.

[byne]

I saved the Hydra missile launcher that you get in the area where you have to defend the missile trucks, and I still had it with me when I charged the beam.

I shot the missile at Harby, but he didnt care.

Then I unloaded all of my sniper rifle ammo into his glowing eyes (Javelin with Armor piercing mod plus armor piercing ammo, because shooting through walls is hilarious), and he didnt even care.

One of these days, I'll find something that hurts Harbinger, and when I do, I'll scream "THIS HURTS YOU".

Modifié par byne, 02 mai 2012 - 10:29 .

[NeoDobby]

balance5050 wrote...

NeoDobby wrote...

Hmm, he says she is very limber... are Salarians limber? Not so sure ... implications problematic *sniff*

You've been to Afterlife right? OOohh yeah, they're limber.

There were dancing salarians at afterlife?

[gunslinger_ruiz]

MaximizedAction wrote...

Hawk227 wrote...

byne wrote...

If asari looked different to different species you'd think someone would have actually noticed and documented the effect though.

If they looked different to salarians than to humans, if a salarian artist drew what he thought asari looked like, everyone else would be like 'the hell is that?'

Plus asari in vids and stuff wouldnt be able to mind control you, so you'd see them as they actually look. If that was different than what each species sees them as, it'd be something someone would have noticed.

Plus, the turian bolsters my point by saying he is focusing on the part of the asari that most appeals to him: the head fringe.

good points

What do salarians concentrate on then?

As said: good points. I relate this too everyone having a paticular perspective. A Batarian might think all humans think alike, a human might think Asari look just like humans and Turian male and females are indistinguishable from each other. Buta Turian male would know a female from a male, right?

[balance5050]

Who was that Asari in ME1 that was like a therapist? An... erotic therapist?