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What do you think it was? For me, it was seeing Tali drunk, hilarious.

"eeeemeeeergency iiiiinduction PORT"

Modifié par CYRAX470, 10 mars 2012 - 03:51 .


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JayTheWolf

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Drunk tali was beautiful. xD

I liked Mordin singing to Eve on the ship. And seeing Garrus on the bridge, bantering with Joker.

You know what? Just Garrus. Period.

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JayTheWolf wrote...

Drunk tali was beautiful. xD

I liked Mordin singing to Eve on the ship. And seeing Garrus on the bridge, bantering with Joker.

You know what? Just Garrus. Period.

Garrus + James banter on the Normandy is awesome

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CYRAX470 wrote...

What do you think it was? For me, it was seeing Tali drunk, hilarious.

"eeeemeeeergency iiiiinduction PORT"


she called a straw then she "corrects herself" and says port :lol:

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Karrie788

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Even better when you go see Javik. "You liiiiike her." "You are intoxicated." "You like me toooooo!"

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Drunk Tali
Drunk Ashley
Wrex yapping away at you as you fight to call the thresher maw queen
Walking in on Garrus and Tali
Grunt, when he makes it back alive and says "I'm hungryyyyy..."

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Karrie788 wrote...

Even better when you go see Javik. "You liiiiike her." "You are intoxicated." "You like me toooooo!"



JAVIK GETS DRUNK!?

I must see this.

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Catching Garrus and Tali in the forward battery was it for me. Was completely unexpected.

Cortez joking about James liking bears and James not getting it was pretty funny, too.

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Drunk Tali and Ashley. Even better when drunk Tali talked to Javik if you have DLC.

"I heard you talk about Liara. You act so angry but you really care for us!'
"I need you functional to destroy the reapers"
"You care about Liara. You like her"
"You are intoxicated. A foolish idea given quarian symbotic physiology"
"And you like me too"
"This conversation is over"

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Banter when rescuing Eve. Garrus and Liara as squadies. I don't remember word for word but I laughed out loud.

A yahg shows up and Shep says something like "oo look! there goes next shadow broker"
Garrus replies "I think he kept saying T'Soni"
Liara: "Not funny"

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Storenumber9 wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

Even better when you go see Javik. "You liiiiike her." "You are intoxicated." "You like me toooooo!"



JAVIK GETS DRUNK!?

I must see this.




Sorry, no. I mean Tali chats with him over the intercom while being drunk. Hilarity ensues.

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I liked Tali being drunk but had to admit had a blast with Ash laying on the floor passed out with Shepard picking on her.

Ash "I hate you."
Shepard "I hate you...."
Ash "Sir"
Shepard "As you were Williams"

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Walking in on Tali and Garrus.

Conrad jumping in front of a bullet for Shep, then saying "funny, I can't feel anything"... because the gun didn't fire.

Drunk Tali (emergency induction port) and drunk Ashley (nice cold floor)

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Another humorous moment in ME3 I loved was Jack always stopping herself from saying the F word. Such restraint on her character is ME3 comedy gold.

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The cut to black when she swears at joker is pretty funny, too.

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CYRAX470 wrote...

Another humorous moment in ME3 I loved was Jack always stopping herself from saying the F word. Such restraint on her character is ME3 comedy gold.


"Hey... cover your ears. Joker you can go F-" smash cut to a  loading screen.

XD

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Half the stuff Javik says is hilarious.

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The drunken scenes were pretty funny. There were some other brief moments where I found myself laughing, but I've already forgotten them.

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My fav is "I'm Garrus Vakarian and THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citiadel!!!". I love Garrus, lol.

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Javik: Salarians? So the lizard men evolved?
Liara: they are actually amphibians.
Javik: they used to eat flies...

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LOL yeah I forgot about Jack there. "Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker! F---" *cut to load screen*

Banter from Garrus-Liara and Garrus-Tali squadmate combinations are always hilarious.

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"We must serve the Reapers."

"YOU........BIG....STUPID...JELLYFISH!!"

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Fair34 wrote...

Banter when rescuing Eve. Garrus and Liara as squadies. I don't remember word for word but I laughed out loud.

A yahg shows up and Shep says something like "oo look! there goes next shadow broker"
Garrus replies "I think he kept saying T'Soni"
Liara: "Not funny"


This was my favorite line.

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darthnick427 wrote...

"We must serve the Reapers."

"YOU........BIG....STUPID...JELLYFISH!!"


That quest was bugged for me. I was so upset that I got cut out my kasumi content and didn't get to say good bye to her in the end. 

A good part for me was the conclusion to the epic tale of refund guy.

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"That assassin should be embarrassed. A terminally ill drell managed to stop him from reaching his target."

It came out of left field at such a sad moment, but I thought it was great!