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[betd2]

I was gonna wait until we where all bored and waiting for DLC but the endings have made me a little blue and the ME2 version of this thread was hilarious so onward to glory.  just one rule.
NO fan made endings in this thread please.

EDIT
Link to original thread social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/5485001

ok. LET'S GO!


Int. Normandy cockpit.

Joker: Hey EDI?
EDI: Yes Jeff?
Joker: When you took that body did you base it's appearance off of anyone?
EDI: Why do you ask?
Joker: Cause that ass looks suspiciously like Miranda's.
EDI: Are you complaining?
Joker: Nope, just observing.


And here's a challenge for you all.  Work some Dune jokes/references into the Thresher maw vs Reaper mission.

Modifié par betd2, 10 mars 2012 - 06:20 .

[Adamantium93]

Tali: Emergency Induction Port
Shep: That's a straw Tali...
Tali: Emerrrrgencyyyy Innnnnductionnnn PORT

Modifié par Adamantium93, 10 mars 2012 - 06:15 .

[BlackDragonBane]

Shepard: You have brittle bones. She's made of metal.

[JayTheWolf]

The whole banter between Garrus and James on the Crew deck.


Just... Garrus + James = Love

[Felene]

I am Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the Citadel.

[betd2]

Sad that this got buried but...

Before heading to Earth Shepard addresses the fleet.

Shepard: The reapers have done what we could not.  They have made us brothers.  they have spilled the blood of Humans and Batarians.
Of Turians, Salarians and Krogan.
We where once mortal enemies, but now we stand united. so that they will spill our blood NO MORE!

Before the genophage cure mission

Dalatrass: Do you honestly believe the krogan can change?  They're nothing more than bloodthirsty animals
Shepard: I don't believe in the Krogan, But I'll tell you what I do believe in.
I believe in Urdnot Wrex.  You're afraid the Krogan will go back to their
old ways.  fighting and killing everything in their path because that's
what Krogan are, right?
Well Wrex is changing what it means to be Krogan.

[betd2]

bump for FTL forum

[ahandsomeshark]

Wrex: Javik
Javik: Wrex

Modifié par ahandsomeshark, 08 avril 2012 - 09:00 .

[Twinzam.V]

Tali: I need a Emergency Induction Port.

[ahandsomeshark]

Legion: Shepard-commander, we have recently begun running the popular human game Grim Terminus Alliance, why are the organics wasting bullets shooting the asari consorts, this is an inefficient use of resources.

[betd2]

Shepard walks into the hanger

Vega: Shepard.
Shepard: Vega. NO NO NO! it's just not the same... (Shepard runs off crying)
Vega: WTF was that all about?

[Twinzam.V]

Garrus: I still need to make some calibrations to the Normandy's guns.
Vega: Seriously Scars you got to see the Doc. I think those calibrations are starting to affect you.

[betd2]

FemShep walks into the Observation deck and finds Ashley passed out.
Shep: (Whispers into comm) Liara come to Ash's room quick.
Liara arrives and She and Shepard stand there and watch Ashley for a minute.
Shepard: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? (evil grin)
Liara: I believe so.

*A few hours later*

Ashely rolls over and wakes up. and she's in her underwear, in bed with Shepard and Liara.
Shep: I don't know about you two, but, we should really do that more often.
Ashley: O.O

[ahandsomeshark]

Starchild: this is my solution
Wrex: Shepard get Grunt, we're going to eat him.

[Twinzam.V]

Javik: Intoxicating yourselves just for the purpose of "fun". I dont understand this pointless activity.
Tali: Oooohhhh Javik. Deep downnn you llliiiikkkkkeee us.
Javik: This conversation is over. *storms out of the room*
Tali: Wait where iissss the straw... Induction Port.

Modifié par Twinzam.V, 08 avril 2012 - 09:30 .