I liked Samara better too. It was mostly her age and maturity and well, she didn't fall at my Shep's feet and start worshiping Shep within moments of getting on my ship. Can't tell you how much I hate that crap, "Oh Shep, you are GOD!!!!" Stop licking my boots, fools. Drooling is ok, just be silent about it and I don't want to see it.
Oh speaking of Feron, I wrote a Javik Troll on him not too long ago.
Javik and Rainbows.....
Javik: What is this? Another Drell!! Who are you?
Feron: I am Feron and you must be Javik.
Javik: Yes I am. Why are you here? This place seems to be a gathering place for drell.
Feron: I am here until Liara finds another place for my operations. Cerberus stormed my last location.
Javik: Another drell coming in and out of Liara's room. That Asari seems to like them, she's as bad as the Commander.
Feron: Why do you say it like that? There is nothing going on with Liara and I.
Javik: You say that without conviction Rainbow Bright.
Feron: What did you call me?
Javik: You heard me, are all drell hard of hearing? I am sensing you have strong feelings for that Asari. You will have competition.
Feron: I heard you fine, why did you call me that? Liara is a friend, nothing more. Why am I explaining myself to you?
Javik: Rainbow Bright, character from the 20th Century, very colorful. How do you know the Asari?
Feron: We have known each other for years. We worked together to recover Shepard's body.
Javik: Oh you are the pathetic drell who got captured by the Yahg. So, you were in a way Shepard's savior?
Feron: I wouldn't say that.
Javik: So tell me Rainbow, did the Commander have that other drell with her when she rescued you?
Feron: Which drell? Thane? Yes he was there.
Javik: I bet it excited you to see another drell. Did you think he was that Asari's new lover? Replacing you after you captured?
Feron: Liara and I were never lovers. I did not think he was with Liara in that way, regardless.
Javik: Why not? You are a drell, she has a new drell with her. One could logically conclude you had been replaced.
Feron: I may have been tortured for two years, a bit confused, and weakened but it was obvious to even me that Thane had something going on with the Commander.
Javik: Interesting. You could sense that? You did not even know them. How did you know?
Feron: Are you always this full of questions?
Javik: I am merely curious about this cycle's species and thoughts. Answer the question, Rainbow.
Feron: Are you going to keep calling me that?
Javik: Do not ignore my questions and yes I will.
Feron: While they were talking to me, it was obvious the way he looked at her, her at him. He stood beside her in an overly protective way. Is that satisfactory for you?
Javik: I sensed sarcasm in that question, do not toy with me Rainbow. Perhaps he sensed that she would feel sorry for you, realize you were healthier and leave him behind.
Feron: I don't think so. I am beginning to believe you do not like Thane.
Javik: I'm not fond of him, he is an irritation and remarkably idiotic. So you work with the Asari? Gathering information? Running errands?
Feron: Basically, I'm considered an operative.
Javik: One must have some intelligence to do such work. Can you fire a weapon? Fight? Good in combat?
Feron: I am skilled in those areas yes and yes one has to have some intelligence.
Javik: You are very unpleasing to look at with all those colors, it's distracting but you could be a better asset on this ship than that other drell.
Feron: No, I don't think so. I'm aware of what he's capable of, he is one of the if not the most skilled assassin in the galaxy.
Javik: You don't say, too bad great combat does not equate great intelligence. He is a complete moron.
Feron: Does the Commander know you speak of him this way? She must not be pleased if she does.
Javik: She knows how I feel about him. He killed his wife, abandoned his son and has impregnated the Commander. He will probably be the death of her, abandon the mutant drell and move along to another female.
Feron: He didn't kill his wife. I don't think he will leave her.
Javik: You have more faith in him that I do. You are foolish to trust that drell as is the Commander. Do you have any sad tales about your life? Any regrets? Any reason to break down and cry?
Feron: What kind of questions are those? No, I do not.
Javik: Everyone does especially drell I've noticed. If you do, go see the Commander. She's good at easing people's pain.
Feron: Uh, thanks for advice, I think.
Javik: Do not thank me just yet, you can do that after you spill your guts to the Commander.
Feron: I have no reason too and why would I be thanking you after if I did?
Javik: She likes to comfort sad drell with sex. From what the idiot Drell has relayed, it's quite satisfying.
Feron: Are you suggesting I try to sleep with her? Why would I do that?
Javik: You are a man, are you not? If you are not getting any from the Asari, why not the Commander? Go show her how grateful you are for saving you from the yahg.
Feron: I am not going to do that! She's in love with Thane. Are you crazy?
Javik: So the only reason you will not do that is because of the other drell. So you have thought of her in that way?
Feron: I did not say that.
Javik: You just said you would not try to have sex with the Commander because she is in love with the other drell. Which means you would if she were not, therefore you must be attracted to her.
Thane: ????
Javik: (walks away laughing)
And the other drell coming in and out of Liara's room is Kolyat...not what you are thinking, he's just a bit lonely and looking for a friend and well, he tries to hide from Javik.
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My apologizes.
