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[utaker1988]

Malificent is the only FemShep I have that would go bed hopping after Thane's death. She certainly wouldn't go for another drell. The hallucinations, itchies are things that she wasn't fond of but Thane is the only one who she'd risk it for. Other than that...well, it's game on. She would have stormed down into the Shuttle Bay and yelled, "Vega...Cabin...Now! I will show you the the true meaning of serving under me."

[Tashash]

gearseffect wrote...
@Tasha is this Fanfic.net or some other place? I can't say as I've looked by rating much, or by pairing, if you want a pairing to find slash p0rnz how about Liara and Aethyta?

Yep, fanfiction.net.

Hrmmmm, there are no fics, of any rating for Liara/Aethyta. But I can do you one better -

Thane/Kolyat.
You may now throw up.

Edit.

utaker1988 wrote...

Malificent is the only FemShep I have that would go bed hopping after Thane's death. She certainly wouldn't go for another drell. The hallucinations, itchies are things that she wasn't fond of but Thane is the only one who she'd risk it for. Other than that...well, it's game on. She would have stormed down into the Shuttle Bay and yelled, "Vega...Cabin...Now! I will show you the the true meaning of serving under me."

 
Poor bastard wouldn't know what hit him....

Modifié par Tashash, 15 mai 2012 - 10:17 .

[Tashash]

*Pokes thread* Did I do that?

[PorcelynDoll]

Tashash wrote...

JECW wrote...
LOL
Is Bailey single?
What about Feron?

I think he has an ex-wife...Really not sure. But I like that accent he has.

I dunno about Feron, he'd remind me of Thane too much. Neither of us would be happy.

I'd go for Skittles any day! I want to taste that rainbow lol

(Skittles is what I picked up on deviant art as a code name for Feron lol)

Bailey does have an ex wife, son and a daughter. He also found a bottle of Just for Men in between 2 and 3.

I think James is cute but dumb. Been down that road. Doesn't end pretty.

[mythlover20]

Tashash wrote...

gearseffect wrote...
@Tasha is this Fanfic.net or some other place? I can't say as I've looked by rating much, or by pairing, if you want a pairing to find slash p0rnz how about Liara and Aethyta?

Yep, fanfiction.net.

Hrmmmm, there are no fics, of any rating for Liara/Aethyta. But I can do you one better -

Thane/Kolyat.
You may now throw up.

Edit.

utaker1988 wrote...

Malificent is the only FemShep I have that would go bed hopping after Thane's death. She certainly wouldn't go for another drell. The hallucinations, itchies are things that she wasn't fond of but Thane is the only one who she'd risk it for. Other than that...well, it's game on. She would have stormed down into the Shuttle Bay and yelled, "Vega...Cabin...Now! I will show you the the true meaning of serving under me."

 
Poor bastard wouldn't know what hit him....

Oh dear gods why did I go looking for that???

I may not have thrown up, but damn I wanted to.

For the record, I stopped reading about halfway. I just could not finish that. 

GAH! I NEEDS BRAINBLEACH! And some ThanexFEMSHEP smut to wipe that from my brain. 

Gods why haven't I learnt not to go looking for the things peole mention here.

As for Vega, I'd never go for him. He's a friend to my sheps, (ie Margaret, since Margurite was still grieving for Thane, and I never played any of the others), one they can have a bit of fun with, but it's all good natured and both know that nothing will come of it.

For the other record, I actually totally buy that Vega wrote himself out of the LI potentials. My characters tend to take control of my writing, so I can completely believe that Vega evolved into a guy who would never break regs.

[utaker1988]

I can see it now....

Thane: Siha, if I were to die tomorrow, would you eventually move on and find another love?

Cam: No. You are my last.
Thane: I would not want you to live a life alone and mourning me.
Cam: I'd be just fine.
Thane: Just entertain me. Is there anyone you would consider?
Cam:No.
Thane: You are not helping, this is hypothetical.
Cam: Oh alright,maybe James.
Thane: Vega? Attractive but I don't think you'd find much to talk about. He wouldn't stimulate you.
Cam:  
Thane:  I didn't mean stimulate in that way.  He would be no good for you in the long run.
Cam:Joker?
Thane:  Seriously, you'd break him. Try again.
Cam: Garrus
Thane:  I think if you were to ever have feelings for him like that, it would have already occurred.
Cam: Javik then.
Thane:  He wouldn't treat you with kindness.
Cam:Feron
Thane:  Just a moment.
Cam:Where did you go?
Thane:  Feron is no longer an option.
Cam:Huh?  Why are you finding an issue with everyone in this "hypothetical" situation?
Thane:  Anyone else?
Cam:Why so you can shoot them down?  What about you?  Who would you move on with?
Thane:  My memories are just fine.
Cam: No.  Answer the question.  I had too.
Thane:  Liara
Cam:Are you kidding me?  You too?  WTF!!!!!!!!! Why wait?  She's right on the ship.
Thane:  Siha, you are cute when you are jealous.
Cam: Is Liara cute?
Thane:  I didn't mean it, I don't even think of her like that....
Cam: She was the first person you mentioned.
Thane:  Hard not to have her pop up, she's everywhere.  I've never really been into Asari anyway.
Cam: No, but apparently you want to be in Liara.
Thane:  This is not how I wanted this to go.....
Cam:  I will be watching you, Mr. Thane.
(Two days later)
Liara:  Thane, I found that info you were looking for.
Thane:  Thank you.
Liara:  What are you eating?  That must be something you picked up from Shepard.
Thane:  They are called potato chips. 
Liara:  They look, well, very not good for you.
Thane:  They are called Ridgies, want some?
Cam: You bastard!  I'm not even dead yet!
Thane:  Siha!  It isn't what you think!
Cam:  Come here you little blueberry...... 

Cameron tends to overreact just a bit, poor Thane.  

Modifié par utaker1988, 15 mai 2012 - 01:29 .

[Cosmochyck]

I had so many pages to catch up on! But I LOVE LOVE LOVE this thread!

I haven't read/checked it out but yes, the throwing up seems appropriate for Thane/Kolyat. Yikes! No thank you.

I'll take utaker's commentary anyday!

[mythlover20]

YES! Utaker, that was just what I needed! Thank you!

Gold, as ever. But Thane and Liara? Nah, never happen. And I'll be lining up behind Cam. I just don't like liara.

I love that Thane went out and killed Feron. I :heart: that so much.

[BeanieBat]

Cosmochyck wrote...

I had so many pages to catch up on! But I LOVE LOVE LOVE this thread!

I haven't read/checked it out but yes, the throwing up seems appropriate for Thane/Kolyat. Yikes! No thank you.

I'll take utaker's commentary anyday!

After just catching up myself, I agree with everything you've said.  I don't know how I'd get through my work day without this to keep me entertained now!

utaker, I absolutely love your Thane/Shep stories!  I wish you worked at BW, then Thane's romance would have been the best of ALL! 

Also, Happy (belated) Birthday cosmo!  I'd have made you a Thane cake, but I wouldn't be able to get it to you...

[Cosmochyck]

BeanieBat wrote...

Cosmochyck wrote...

I had so many pages to catch up on! But I LOVE LOVE LOVE this thread!

I haven't read/checked it out but yes, the throwing up seems appropriate for Thane/Kolyat. Yikes! No thank you.

I'll take utaker's commentary anyday!

After just catching up myself, I agree with everything you've said.  I don't know how I'd get through my work day without this to keep me entertained now!

utaker, I absolutely love your Thane/Shep stories!  I wish you worked at BW, then Thane's romance would have been the best of ALL! 

Also, Happy (belated) Birthday cosmo!  I'd have made you a Thane cake, but I wouldn't be able to get it to you...

Thank you!  It was also Mother's Day so I got doubly spoiled!  And I would've LOVED a Thane cake!  Where are you?  I'll come get it!!

[Moira-chan]

well...strange parings are normal in fandom, but really? for really? father and son? insest? >.< c'mon guys, that's cruel

[BeanieBat]

Cosmochyck wrote...

Thank you!  It was also Mother's Day so I got doubly spoiled!  And I would've LOVED a Thane cake!  Where are you?  I'll come get it!!

Haha!  I'm in Scotland and you are more than welcome to come and collect, it would just end up being probably the most expensive birthday cake ever! =P 

[Moira-chan]

utaker1988 wrote...

I can see it now....

Thane: Siha, if I were to die tomorrow, would you eventually move on and find another love?

Cam: No. You are my last.
Thane: I would not want you to live a life alone and mourning me.
Cam: I'd be just fine.
Thane: Just entertain me. Is there anyone you would consider?
Cam:No.
Thane: You are not helping, this is hypothetical.
Cam: Oh alright,maybe James.
Thane: Vega? Attractive but I don't think you'd find much to talk about. He wouldn't stimulate you.
Cam:  
Thane:  I didn't mean stimulate in that way.  He would be no good for you in the long run.
Cam:Joker?
Thane:  Seriously, you'd break him. Try again.
Cam: Garrus
Thane:  I think if you were to ever have feelings for him like that, it would have already occurred.
Cam: Javik then.
Thane:  He wouldn't treat you with kindness.
Cam:Feron
Thane:  Just a moment.
Cam:Where did you go?
Thane:  Feron is no longer an option.
Cam:Huh?  Why are you finding an issue with everyone in this "hypothetical" situation?
Thane:  Anyone else?
Cam:Why so you can shoot them down?  What about you?  Who would you move on with?
Thane:  My memories are just fine.
Cam: No.  Answer the question.  I had too.
Thane:  Liara
Cam:Are you kidding me?  You too?  WTF!!!!!!!!! Why wait?  She's right on the ship.
Thane:  Siha, you are cute when you are jealous.
Cam: Is Liara cute?
Thane:  I didn't mean it, I don't even think of her like that....
Cam: She was the first person you mentioned.
Thane:  Hard not to have her pop up, she's everywhere.  I've never really been into Asari anyway.
Cam: No, but apparently you want to be in Liara.
Thane:  This is not how I wanted this to go.....
Cam:  I will be watching you, Mr. Thane.
(Two days later)
Liara:  Thane, I found that info you were looking for.
Thane:  Thank you.
Liara:  What are you eating?  That must be something you picked up from Shepard.
Thane:  They are called potato chips. 
Liara:  They look, well, very not good for you.
Thane:  They are called Ridgies, want some?
Cam: You bastard!  I'm not even dead yet!
Thane:  Siha!  It isn't what you think!
Cam:  Come here you little blueberry...... 

Cameron tends to overreact just a bit, poor Thane.  

ridgies?   omg, utaker, what a funny idea xD xD ooooh my godness, poor thane... don't want to know how he have to apologize for that...and...well...even poor liara. never wanna fight with shepard xD

[utaker1988]

Thane: Siha, I am sorry about saying Liara in response to your question.
Cam: Hmmmm. You are sorry, that is it? You are not going to ask what happened to her.
Thane: Did you ask what happened to Feron?
Cam: No. No one asked about him either.
Thane: Odd what is acceptable on the Normandy.
Cam: Yes...shove someone out an airlock no one says anything. Sleep with someone and they can't shut up about it.
Thane: Curiosity, is that what you did to Liara?
Cam: Why? You miss her?
Thane: No and are you ever going to get over me saying that?
Cam: I may but you'll have to do something galaxy shattering to make me forget.
Thane: Come here, I got something for you. 
Cam:   
Thane:  It's actually something you can wear.
Cam:   
Thane:  Other than me, Siha.  Sometimes I wonder if that's all you keep me around for.
Cam:  Don't say it like you are disgusted.  And I do not keep you around for only that reason.
Thane:  Give me a moment.
Cam:  Hurry up!!  I want my prezzie!!!!
Thane:  You'll have to unwrap it.
Cam:  Where is it?  You are not holding...is there a big bow on the crotch of your pants?
Thane:  I said you'd have to unwrap it.
Cam:  (flys through the air and tackles Thane)   
(much much later)
Thane:  That was.....
Cam:  The best present ever.  
Thane:  That wasn't your present, it went flying when you tore my pants off.
Cam:  Huh?  What do you mean?
Thane:  I see it, it's over on the couch.  Let me go get it.
Cam:    The view.... dat ass!  Oh my!  
Thane:  Stay back, I want to do this right.
Cam:  Is that a....
Thane:  Yes, so you know my intentions.
Cam:  (faints and falls off the bed)
Thane:  Siha, are you ok?  This is not how I wanted this moment to go.
Cam:  Yes.
Thane:  Yes, you are ok?
Cam:  Yes is your answer.
Thane:  Well, this will be quite the memory when I look back on it.  
Cam:  Let me add to it.   
Thane:  Again! You are going to....

[Cosmochyck]

utaker1988 wrote...

Thane: Siha, I am sorry about saying Liara in response to your question.
Cam: Hmmmm. You are sorry, that is it? You are not going to ask what happened to her.
Thane: Did you ask what happened to Feron?
Cam: No. No one asked about him either.
Thane: Odd what is acceptable on the Normandy.
Cam: Yes...shove someone out an airlock no one says anything. Sleep with someone and they can't shut up about it.
Thane: Curiosity, is that what you did to Liara?
Cam: Why? You miss her?
Thane: No and are you ever going to get over me saying that?
Cam: I may but you'll have to do something galaxy shattering to make me forget.
Thane: Come here, I got something for you. 
Cam:   
Thane:  It's actually something you can wear.
Cam:   
Thane:  Other than me, Siha.  Sometimes I wonder if that's all you keep me around for.
Cam:  Don't say it like you are disgusted.  And I do not keep you around for only that reason.
Thane:  Give me a moment.
Cam:  Hurry up!!  I want my prezzie!!!!
Thane:  You'll have to unwrap it.
Cam:  Where is it?  You are not holding...is there a big bow on the crotch of your pants?
Thane:  I said you'd have to unwrap it.
Cam:  (flys through the air and tackles Thane)   
(much much later)
Thane:  That was.....
Cam:  The best present ever.  
Thane:  That wasn't your present, it went flying when you tore my pants off.
Cam:  Huh?  What do you mean?
Thane:  I see it, it's over on the couch.  Let me go get it.
Cam:    The view.... dat ass!  Oh my!  
Thane:  Stay back, I want to do this right.
Cam:  Is that a....
Thane:  Yes, so you know my intentions.
Cam:  (faints and falls off the bed)
Thane:  Siha, are you ok?  This is not how I wanted this moment to go.
Cam:  Yes.
Thane:  Yes, you are ok?
Cam:  Yes is your answer.
Thane:  Well, this will be quite the memory when I look back on it.  
Cam:  Let me add to it.   
Thane:  Again! You are going to....

Oh. So. AWESOME.    Makes me hate the scenes in ME3 even more....

[coldwetn0se]

@utaker - Heehee.....what a horn-dog. Course, who could resist a pretty green package?!?!?!

Congratulations, Cam. I have a catalogue with some very appropriate bridal shower gifts......how do you feel about things that glow in the dark?? <cheeky grin>

[Jenlocks]

 @utaker - love how Thane tells her to Stay back  so he can do it right

[coldwetn0se]

hmmm.....totally self explanatory.....

[JECW]

gearseffect wrote...

@JECW Which Ferris Fields was one of the first places hit by the Collectors after Shep came back to life. From what I understand is ME3 takes place 6 months after the Arrival DLC and over a year after Shep came back to life, at the start of ME2. SO it would be roughly a year since Steve's husband died.

Ok
That makes sense. I'm alwasy bad with timelines in Mass Effect. Probably because they never really tell you and you have to figure it out.

Now I remember Adams. It's been so long since I played ME1 I had forgotten about him. I only went to talk to Tali once so I did really remember him.

[utaker1988]

coldwetn0se wrote...

hmmm.....totally self explanatory.....

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  I needed this.  For three hours I have tried to get past that reaper on Rannoch and I'm so tired of CMF's.  I can't do it.  I give up.  This is why I prefer the Xbox.  Got that sucker down in minutes and one try.  All I wanted is one PC completed game.  Guess that will not happen.  I can't remember being this mad at a game since FFX and that stupid Chocobo Race you need to do to get that thing for Tidus's weapon.  That I made my old man do after a few hours of anguish.  This I cannot ask him to do as he's never played ME3.  

Ridges.........  

[JECW]

PorcelynDoll wrote...

Tashash wrote...

JECW wrote...
LOL
Is Bailey single?
What about Feron?

I think he has an ex-wife...Really not sure. But I like that accent he has.

I dunno about Feron, he'd remind me of Thane too much. Neither of us would be happy.

I'd go for Skittles any day! I want to taste that rainbow lol

(Skittles is what I picked up on deviant art as a code name for Feron lol)

Bailey does have an ex wife, son and a daughter. He also found a bottle of Just for Men in between 2 and 3.

I think James is cute but dumb. Been down that road. Doesn't end pretty.

Taste the rainbow. LOL
Everyone loves Skittles.
I'd go for Feron also. I thought he was cute, and sweet. Shepard might be to much for him though.

Vegas looks had to grow on me.
I agree that he isn't that bright.  What would he and Shepard talk about?

[utaker1988]

I hate to be a complete pig but if my Shep ever hooked up with Vega, it sure wouldn't be for his intellect or conversation. He would be sent back down to the Shuttle Bay too. No sticking around for cuddles.

[JECW]

utaker1988 wrote...

I hate to be a complete pig but if my Shep ever hooked up with Vega, it sure wouldn't be for his intellect or conversation. He would be sent back down to the Shuttle Bay too. No sticking around for cuddles.

Poor Vega. Shepard sent him away.
She will flirt with him, but nothing more.
I think he's nice, but I doubt they would have much to talk about. I thought talking to Steve was more interesting.

[coldwetn0se]

@utaker - HA! I do the same thing with my husband. I cannot sneak in video games to same my life!! I ALWAYS get caught. So if I get a video game that has sneaking (and they don't just let you fight it out....<bastarts>) then I make my husband do it. Of course, just like you, there are some games I probably would never be able to get him to do, so I try and avoid games that have certain type of gameplay (sneaking, for one).

@JECW - I actually didn't mind the flirting with Vega (I fully admit to being naturally flirty...<lopsided grin>), BUT the only import into me3 I did, was my very pragmatic Cate Shepard. As soon as she heard Vega's flirts, she gave him the stink eye.....however, she has always been paragon to her crew, so this made it difficult. *grumble*

[BeanieBat]

utaker1988 wrote...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  I needed this.  For three hours I have tried to get past that reaper on Rannoch and I'm so tired of CMF's.  I can't do it.  I give up.  This is why I prefer the Xbox.  Got that sucker down in minutes and one try.  All I wanted is one PC completed game.  Guess that will not happen.  I can't remember being this mad at a game since FFX and that stupid Chocobo Race you need to do to get that thing for Tidus's weapon.  That I made my old man do after a few hours of anguish.  This I cannot ask him to do as he's never played ME3.  

Ridges.........  

I recently got ME2 for the PC as I was fed up trying to take pictures of my tv with a camera... turns out I am terrible at PC gaming!  I couldn't even figure out how to walk/turn and I must have pressed some weird combination of buttons that made my laptop go crazy.  Took me ages to kill the YMIR Mech on the first mission.  And then got stuck because I can't talk to characters/pick up items/open doors.  They need to update their minimum specs for that game!